"Grace in the Hole" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Glenn

A man approaches Grace and says, "Grace? Grace Adler?" Grace recognizes him and says, "Oh my God! Glenn! Hi! What are you doing here?" Glenn says, "Oh, I'm just visiting with a friend of mine who's been having a hard time." She turns to Will and Jack and says, "Hey, guys, this is Glenn Gabriel. We went to high school together." Glenn says, "Well, no. You went to high school. I experimented with my father's antidepressants and played in a band."

Answer: Toto, "Rosanna"

Grace asks Glenn, "So, what have you been up to? Kids? married? Do you ever see anyone from high school? Married?" Glenn says, "No, I'm still single. You look great. No wonder you never went out with me in high school." Grace says, "What? No. I think it was you who never went out with me. I totally had a crush on you." Glenn says, "I had a crush on you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when we sang that Toto song, "Rosanna", I was really singin' about you." He then begins to sing, ""Meet you all the way. Grace Adler, yeah." Totally." Grace says, "Really? Wow. You know what? Let's have coffee sometime.

When are you free?" A guard then blows his whistle and says, "Okay, this room is now closed. Inmates follow me." Glenn then tells Grace, "In about five to ten. I'll call ya."

Answer: serial killers

When Will comes home, he sees Grace dressed in a ploka-dotted dress and aks her if she has a date. She tells him, "Kinda." He then asks, "When is he gonna pick you up?" Grace says, "In about five to ten years." Will says, "Oh, Grace. You're dating a convict? Does it come to this?" Grace tells him, "He's not a convict.

He is just some guy who did some white collar real estate thing and needs to be behind bars for a little while until he learns his lesson." Will says, "Oh. Hey, he wouldn't happen to have a brother who's not gay but likes to have sex with men, does he?" Grace says, "Come on.

In high school, he was so weird and cool. He was in a Jewish gang." Will asks, "What is that, exactly? They drive by and slash your credit rating? Was he a blood-berg or a crip-stein?" Grace says, "I'm telling you, Will, there was something about him.

He wore a cape and drove a Vespa. And he always had the prettiest girl riding on the back. I so wanted to be that girl." Will says, "But, Grace, dating a prisoner? My God. You're like one of those women in a polka-dot dress and a floppy hat that bakes brownies for serial killers." Grace says, "I like him.

He's nice, and there is nothing weird about what I'm doing." She then puts on a floppy hat and sunglasses and leaves.

Answer: 3 days

Rosario tells Karen she has to finish knitting a sweater for Stan so Karen can take it to him tomorrow when she visits him. Karen tells her she's not going. Rosario then tells her that Stan is expecting to see her and Karen says, "Yeah, well, I've got other plans. I'll be in the observatory watching Woody Allen get it on with his daughter-wife." Rosario then says, "How can you be so heartless? Mr. Stan, he suffers in prison. You haven't been to visit him in weeks." Karen says, "Oh, please.

The only one who suffers is the guy in the bunk underneath his waking up every morning with a mouthful of mattress." Rosario says, "You schmucks couldn't last three nights in prison. Take away your freedom, hell, take away your panty-hose, you'd be crying like a baby.

In fact, you wouldn't last three nights in this room." Karen says, "Well, neither could you." Rosario says, "Lady, I live in this room." Karen then says, "Well, all I'm saying is I can do it. Easy." Rosario says, "Really? Care to make it interesting?" Karen makes a suggestion and Rosario says, "What I'm talking is three nights in this room, and if either one of you leave before your time is up, you have to visit Mr. Stan every day for a month." Karen says, "Alright, but if we win, you have to give me a weekend at the country house and let me hunt you. We lost our fox." Rosario says, "Deal."

Answer: cool hand luke

When Grace comes home, Will says to her, "Hey, how was your visit with the felon? Did you give his shawshank a redemption? Did you rock his jailhouse? Did you give him the cool hand luke? You know, these are all good. You pick your favorite." Grace says, "You can make fun all you want, but Glenn is a really great guy.

He's interesting. He writes poetry, and he has an appeal coming up, and he's studying law so that he can represent himself." Will says, "Well, that's crazy. He can't represent himself.

He's gotta have a real lawyer." Grace says, "Oh, good, so you'll do it? He's expecting your call."

Answer: Sheila

Grace brought Glenn some cookies and just when she is about to enter the visitng room, she sees Glenn there with a woman and hears Sheila say, "I'm so glad you like the bundt cake." Glenn then says, "Sheila, you're-- you're so good to me. You know, I'm in the prison rock band, and whenever we do the Toto song, "Rosanna," I'm really singin' about you." He begins to sing, ""Meet you all the way, Sheila Slovinski, yeah." Grace stands there in utter disbelief.

Answer: singing

Jack and Karen sing, "Mr. Sandman" but Karen says all the words which upsets Jack. He says, "Karen! Cut it out! This is a duet. We are a team. There is no "I" in singing." Karen says, "Oh, yeah? Say that again, and I'll get a bar of soap, carve it into a drink, and throw it in your face." Jack says, "I can't take it anymore. I am out of here! It was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes but now I want out." Karen says, "No! You open that door and we lose this bet, and I am not gonna lose!" Jack then says, "Why? What are you so afraid of? So you have to go see Stan. What's the big deal?" Karen says, "I don't like to go see him." Jack says, "Alright, fine. From the top." They then begin to sing "Mr. Sandman" again.

Answer: Will

Grace tells Will she and Glenn are through because he was two-timing her. Will says, "How could someone in prison get two dates? I can't even get one." Grace says, "Oh, this is all so embarrassing. He seemed so honest and straightforward in the holding room." Will says, "Hopefully, the next guy you meet will work a regular nine to five instead of serving five to ten. Maybe he'll have gone to Penn State instead of the state pen." Grace says, "One more." Will then says, "Maybe you two will live in a big house instead of the big house." Grace says, "And you're done." Will then says, "Okay, I warn you. I may have one more in the morning. Something about "behind bars" and "in bars." I'm still working on it."

Answer: Tom Cruise's

Grace apologizes to Will for him not being able to try his case and Will tells her, "I'm still trying the case. I'm his lawyer, Grace. I made a commitment." Grace says, "But he was mean to me." Will says, "Grace, if everyone who was mean to you was put in jail, the prisons will be full of every guy you ever dated, the girl that shushed you at the Nutcracker, and the counter lady at Zabar's. I never get to go to court. This is my chance to prove myself. Look, I got the Paul Newman half-glasses, and I got three great Tom Cruise moves. I got..." He throws his fist down and says, "..."from "The Firm." I got..." He throws his fist down again and says, "...from "A Few Good Men", and just in case I need it, from "Jerry Maguire", I got..." He then throws his arm up, kicks his leg up and says, "Fine!"

GRACE: Well, why can't some other lawyer do this?

WILL: Grace, I can't drop out now, ok? I'm not that kind of man. I'm an ethical man... A man of conviction. A man of courage. Besides, the judge already gave me permission to videotape it for my mom.

Answer: Gerry Spence

After the trial, Glenn approaches Will and says, "I wanna thank you so much for getting me off. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, it was a thrill for me." Will says, "I enjoyed doing it, but now that I'm not your lawyer, if you come within five feet of Grace, so help me, God, you'll be singing "Rosanna" through a tube." Glenn says, "Okay." He then walks out and Grace walks in and says, "Hey. You were pretty amazing up there." Will asks, "You saw me?" Grace says, "Peeked in. You were a regular Oliver Wendell Homo." Will says, "Funny." Grace says, "F. Lee Gayley." Will tells her, "You get one more." Grace says, "Johnnie Cochran." Will says, "That's his real name." Grace says, "It still works."