"A Buncha White Chicks Sittin' Around Talkin'" Quiz

Answer: Will

Grace is browsing through the movie section and asks, "What do you wanna see?" Karen say, "How about something French, like with two girls kissing?" Grace says, "No, nothing with subtitles. It's my day off. I don't feel like reading." Just then Will comes in and Grace says, "Hey, sweetie. We're thinking about going to a movie. What do you wanna see?" Will says, "Anything but a documentary. It's my day off. I don't wanna learn."

Answer: 26

They're all discussing the one thing they want to do before they die. Grace wants to run in a marathon. Karen is going to have a conjugal visit with Stan. Jack wants to star in a Broadway play and Will wants to have a baby with Grace. When Karen tells of her one thing, she says, "You know there is something I've been putting off for a long time. And I've avoided it because well, frankly, it scares me a little. I'm supposed to have a conjugal visit with Stan." Grace says, "You know what? We should do all of these things." Karen says, "Oh, come on, honey, that's easy for you to say. All you gotta do is run a lousy marathon. Stan weighs 5,000 pounds.

It's 26 miles just circling him!"

Answer: height

Grace is rambling on and Will informs her it's costing $4.00 a minute. Grace then says, "Ok. Let me just get you up to speed." She points to Will and says, "Gay." She points to herself and says, "Straight." She points to Will, "Gentile." She points to herself, "Jew." She points to Will, "36." She points to herself, "29." Will then says, "33!" She points to Will again and says, "24." Will says, "Sold."

Answer: con jiggle

Karen's in the conjugal visiting room talking on the phone with Rosario. She says, "Rosie, hi. Listen to this. They don't even let you turn the lights out. I can't have sex with Stan if I can see him! How am I supposed to have a conjugal watching that con jiggle?"

Answer: Pepperoni, Mushroom, Extra Cheese

Grace tells Will that she's not sure she wants to have a baby with him. Will gets upset and tells her she practically planter her flag on his testicles. Grace tells him, "It's my safety sperm. You know, like the safety school? You apply to college, and it's the one school you know you're gonna get into just in case everything else falls through." Will asks, "You're saying my sperm is Florida State?" Grace says, "Look, it was a fallback position.

It was always the thing that I was gonna do if I didn't find Mr. Right, and I'm just not sure that I'm ready to give up on that yet." Will says, "Yeah, well, you know, you're probably right. I mean, just because it didn't work out with Danny or Nathan or Josh or Ben or Bill or Mark or Six-Toe or Unibrow, it doesn't mean it won't work out with that pizza guy you've been eying. I'm sure you two will be very happy together, you know, with your three beautiful children, Pepperoni, Mushroom, and Extra Cheese."

Answer: No

While waiting on Stan, her phone rings. She says, "Stanley? Hi, sweetheart. Oh, I know, it's been so long. I can't wait to run up and throw my arms two-thirds of the way around you...What? What do you mean you're not coming? What happened? How could you do this to me?" She then looks into the security camera and says, "Well, it's been fun, cammie, but I'm outta here.

The bastard used his library time to do a little insider trading. They found out, now he's going to be in for a lot longer. Why couldn't he use his library time to read the Bible, or expose himself to the newbies like the rest of the boys on Cellblock Fat?" Just then her phone rings again and she says, "What? No, you listen. I've been putting on a brave face for eight months, well, eight months ago in Brazil I had one put on, but do you think this has been easy for me? Well, it hasn't.

But I thought you were getting out soon, so I held on so that we could start our lives over. And then you go and do this. Boy, you screwed up, Stan. No, I don't know if I can forgive you. And I'll tell you something else, Mr. Walker, I'm tired, and I don't know if I can do this anymore.

Answer: heart

Jack first read as if he was cold, but as he turned the page of the script, he saw it was supposed to be hot. He then reads, "We need food or else I fear my family will perish, and my harp will break. Oh. Oh, heart. My heart will break. I said, "harp will break." Did you hear that? Harp! I can't believe I said harp! That is the funniest. I thought the "P" was a "T". That's so funny."

Answer: happy meal

Will and Grace are debating over whether or not they should have a baby together. Will says, "Oh, this is ridiculous. We don't sound like two people who should be having a child." Grace says, "This is something we should be sure of." Will says, "Yeah. You're right. I mean, it's not like super-sizing a happy meal." Grace says, "Yeah, 'cause that's always a yes."

Answer: Yes

Grace says, "Will, we can do this." Will says, "I don't see how I can. I mean, what if I am doing this for all the wrong reasons?" Grace says, "What difference does it make what your reasons are for wanting to love a child? Isn't the most important thing the love part? And as far as I'm concerned, if Mr. Right and the father of my child turns out to be two different people, would that be so bad?" Will sighs and then says, "We got a million reasons not to do this, but I just keep imagining this kid in some cosmic waiting room and he's our kid. And I'd really like to meet him." Grace says, "Me, too." Will says, "Are we doing this? I mean, are we going to have a baby?" Grace says, "Oh my God, I guess we are!" They then hug and kiss each other.

Answer: she never cleans up

After deciding to have a baby, Grace says, "Well, we have two minutes left. Is there anything we haven't covered?" Will says, "I don't know. After something that huge, it's kind of hard to...she never cleans up, and it really bugs me." Grace says, "It's just a response to his compulsiveness. Everything in the refrigerator has to face forward." Will asks, "How else are you going to know what it is, huh?" Then they both say to the therapist, "Say something!"