The Ultimate "A Chorus Lie" Quiz | 'Will & Grace' - Seasons and Episodes

Answer: Turn Your Head and Cough: Army Physicals Caught on Tape

Will says to Jack, "So where's the movie? Did you get "The Age of Innocence" the way I asked?" Jack says, "Oh, I'm sorry. I must have misheard you. I thought you said to rent "Turn Your Head and Cough: Army Physicals Caught on Tape."

Answer: video store

Grace comes home and says, "Hey. Okay, I know I said it before, that I hate men. There's an update. Now they hate me. Just now in the grocery store I was flirting with that cute produce guy. I gave him the hair, the eyes, the teeth. He asked me if I needed something to keep me from swallowing my tongue." Will says, "So you got dissed by some guy in the produce department. Big deal." Grace says, "Did I not mention what also happened in the meat, dairy, and customer service departments?" Jack says, "Hey. H.R. Desperate-stuff, why don't you stop trying to pick up guys in the grocery store, huh?" Grace then says, "Did I not mention what also happened at the hardware store, drugstore, liquor store, and Big Apple Circus?"

Answer: Heaven

Karen and Stan used to go every year to a Valentine's bash but since Stan was in jail, she invited Will. Upon arrival, Karen says, "Now, I don't want you to be intimidated by these rich society people. Remember, they're just like you, only infinitely better." Will tells her, "Karen, I'm no more intimidated here than you would be in a roomful of people who were getting into Heaven."

Answer: Cher

Since Owen wasn't there, the director gave Jack his part in singing, "Let's Hear it for the Boy". When it was Jack's turn to sing, Owen ran in and said, "Hey, sorry I'm late! Hi. My boyfriend is having this huge family crisis. His mother was...okay, I tried bangs." Jack says, "Excuse me.

As Aretha said to Gloria, Celine, Shania, and Mariah during "Divas Live", "Are you trippin'? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul. Okay?" Owen then says, "Well, I believe she also said, "Hey, Cuba, Canada, cowgirl, Crazy, get out of my light and away from my snacks."

Answer: shoes

Jack is suspecting Owen is straight so he invites him over to rehearse. When Owen arrives, Jack says, "Would you like something to drink? Maybe a white wine spritzer, or an American beer in a can that you can crush on your forehead when you're done drinking it?" Owen says, "No, I'm good. I just want to get started. Man, it would be really cool to go to Europe. I almost went once with my girlfriend, and by "girlfriend" I mean, you know, hey, girlfriend! What you wearing to Europe? Yeah, it was a guy. You know, huge arms." Jack says, "Well, that's a sweet story. Hug me. I feel that we're close now. We shared." Owen hugs him and Jack says, "You gave me the straight guy, double pat on the back, no hip contact hug." Owen then says, "Actually it was more the gay guy, bend at the waist, feel your delts, check out your shoes hug." Jack says, "Yes, how could I have mistaken the two? Interesting."

Answer: True

As Karen is walking through the hall, Beverly jumps out from his room in front of her and she says, "Oh, good Lord! You scared me! Shouldn't you be in your tree making cookies?"

Answer: Julia Roberts

Karen told Beverly Will was her whore for the weekend and once word got around, almost every woman was making an appointment to see Will, although he thought they were referring to his lawyer capabilities. Will tells Karen, "Karen, I don't know what you've been saying to people, but thank you. You know how many appointments I've set for potential clients this weekend? It's funny, though. You know, a lot of these women are so needy.

A few of them asked if I'd hold them afterward." Karen then begins to make a lot of noise and Will says, "What is going on? Oh my God. If you're about to shed your human form, please don't make my body the next host." Karen says, "No, silly. I told everybody you were a whore, and I just want to make sure it sounds like we're having sex in here, okay?" Will is stunned and says, "Why would you spread such a horrible rumor? What if I went around saying, "Karen Walker flies coach?" Karen says, "That would be a damaging lie!" Will then says, "God! This is so embarrassing.

Here I am thinking I'm Julia Roberts in "Erin Brockovich", and meanwhile, I'm Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman!"

Answer: Yes

Beverly makes the announcement, "Okay, everybody. Hush. hush. Clear the floor. Clear the floor. It's time to end this event with the traditional spotlight dance. Led by our hosts Karen Walker and her husband. Oh, wait, no. He's in the big house. But she brought somebody else. Oh, wait. no.

He's not here either. I guess it's just gonna be Karen Walker. Can we get a spot on this sad little lady?" Karen says, "Alright, Thumbelina, you got me. I'm all by myself, okay? Everybody happy? Karen Walker is all alone." Will then walks in wearing a tuxedo and says, "Oh, no, she's not.

She's got a drink in both hands, probably one in her purse, and she's got me. May I have this dance?" Karen says, "Thanks, honey. Why'd you come back?" Will says, "Who else you gonna count on? So they really think I'm a gigolo?" Karen says, "Yeah." Will then says, "Let's give 'em something to talk about." He then twirls her around, dips her and then kisses her.

When the kiss ended, Karen says, "Oh, honey! Now I know why Grace married you."

Answer: dignity

After the director chooses Owen to sing with them in their choir, Jack says to him, "You may have won, but I still have my dignity. I don't have to pretend to be anything other than who I am. What do you have?" Owen says, "I have a free trip to Europe, a huge per diem, and a chance to sing in all the best venues in the world. And a winning smile." Jack says, "Perhaps. But I still get to sleep with men."

Answer: Matt Damon

According to epguides.com, Sean Hayes chose this episode and the episode, "Went to a Garden Potty", as his tapes for Emmy consideration that year (2002). Unfortunately, Sean lost to Brad Garrett.