"Cheatin' Trouble Blues" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Sex and the City

Will tells the elevator operator, "Hold the door. Hold the door! Sorry about that. It's just it's my parents' anniversary and I want to get up to the Rainbow Room before they do, and my friend's moving a little slow. She can't walk in heels. She thinks she can, but she can't." When Grace gets to the elevator, she trips and falls head first into it and says, "These shoes! How's a woman supposed to walk in these things? I blame "Sex and the City" for this. I want it off. Come on, help me." Will then says to the man, "Could you just hold it for one more second? I'd hold it, but you don't want to get near her feet."

Answer: 30 floors

Karen is afraid of elevators, so they have to walk up the stairs and Jack is carrying the cake made for Will's parents' anniversary and says to Karen, "I hope there's someone cute on the elevator. I'd love a deep, committed relationship for 30 floors or so." Karen says, "Honey, we're not taking that elevator." Jack says, "But this is the only one that goes up to the Rainbow Room." Karen says, "We're taking the stairs. Come on!" Jack asks, "What are you talking about?" Karen says, "Bad experience on that elevator. Horrible! If my brain could still send signals to my face, you could see the terror in my eyes. Don't want to talk about it. Don't make me talk!" Jack says, "It's like 65 floors up! I ain't walking that!" Karen walks to the stairs and Jack says, "Damn you! Why don't I have my own money?"

Answer: George and Marilyn

Grace asks Will, "Are you sure about this whole cruise idea? I mean, your parents can't stand being in the same room together. Now you want to lock them on a boat for two weeks?" Will says, "Look, I know they've had their problems in the past, but, lately, things have been different." Grace says, "I'll believe it when I see it." Just then Will's parents walk in and his father is all over his mother. Marilyn says, "Stop. We're in public and your child is watching!" Grace says, "George, Marilyn, happy anniversary!" George says, "Hey kiddo. Give me a hug.

Not too hard. I got a little Korean trainer who's mad at the world."

Answer: hairy and saggy

Grace giggles and says, "Oh, Will, stop tickling me." Will says, "I'm not tickling you." Marilyn then says, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Grace. My goodness, that's a thick stubble. I thought that was George's leg." Grace is embarrassed and says, "Will was rushing me. I didn't have time to..." Marilyn interrupts her and says, "Oh, don't apologize, darling. I appreciate the feminist statement. I went through that myself in the sixties, burned my bra and everything. Just made me feel hairy and saggy." Grace says, "I think I rented that one, "When Hairy Met Saggy."

Answer: 21st

Jack mentions they have just twenty more flights to go and Karen says, "Hold on a second. I gotta sit down for a minute. You know, I'm not as young as I used to be. Although, I am younger than I was ten years ago." Jack says, "What are you complainin' about? I had to carry the cake all the way up here." Karen asks, "What cake?" Jack says, "This cake!" He then holds out his arms and notices the cake isn't there.

He then says, "Oh, my God! I must have set it down!" Karen says, "Honey, honey, honey, come here. Come here. Come here.

A little bit closer. Listen. I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm, would you?" She then holds out her hand and Jack slaps his face with it. Karen then says, "Now, think! Where did you leave it?" Jack says, "Wait a minute. What floor were we on when I pantsed you?" Karen says, "The 21st floor." Jack says, "Are you sure?" Karen says, "Positive, because I remember thinking, "Here I am on the 21st floor with no pants on."

Answer: girl clown

Will knocks on the ladies' restroom door and Grace peeks out and says, "What? I'm busy. Your mother's making me wipe off some of my blush, or, as she put it, "I want to see the girl under the clown."

Answer: Speed

Once she and Jack got back to the 21st floor, Jack asks, "This is so stupid! Whatever made you afraid of an elevator anyway?" Karen says, "I'll never forget it. My fellow office workers and I were heading down to lunch, and, suddenly, the lights went out, the elevator dropped, and Dennis Hopper said he would kill us all if his demands weren't met. I thank God Keanu Reeves was there to get us out." Jack says, "Karen, that wasn't you. That was the opening scene of "Speed." Karen says, "Oh. You know, that movie was not at all what was advertised. You think you're going to see a feel good movie about amphetamines, and, suddenly, you're on a bus?" Jack says, "Wait. So you're not afraid of elevators?" Karen says, "Guess not." Jack says, "So we walked all the way down the stairs for nothing?" Karen says, "Guess so." Jack says, "I can't believe this. I feel like such an idiot! Well, we better start up again." Karen says, "I'll lead the way."

Answer: Tim

Grace says to Will, "I have something to tell you, and it's really hard." Will says, "Well, ease into it, then." Grace says, "Your mother's having an affair." Will asks, "And where was the easing into that?" Grace says, "She is, Will." Will says, "She is not. What were her exact words?" Grace says, "Can I bring a buddy?" Will says, "Oh my God, she's having an affair. Who is it? What? Her tennis pro?" Grace says, "No.

He's gay." Will says, "Peter? Really? So, who is it?" Grace tells him, "Her yoga instructor, Tim." Will then says, "Fantastic. Everybody's cheating on everybody!"

Answer: False

After Will's parents find out the other is having an affair, Jack and Karen walk in with the cake and say happily, "Happy anniversary!" Will says, "Would you get out of here?" Jack says, "No! We hauled this cake up 80 flights of stairs! It has our blood, sweat, and tears in it, literally. Now, you're gonna eat the cake, and you're gonna like the cake!" Karen adds, "Yeah. We're exhausted, and we're not going anywhere." Grace says, "Hey, look, the bar's open, and a homo." Karen says, "See ya.

Answer: Michelle Kwan

When Will gave his parents the tickets for the cruise, his mother reads it and says, "Oh, look at that. Ice-skating lessons with Michelle Kwan." Grace says, "To be fair, when he bought the tickets, that seemed like a much bigger deal." Later, after Will's parents decided to separate, Will tells Grace it looks like they are going on a cruise. Will says, "Who are you kidding? Is it ridiculous to go on this cruise? Do I really want to mope around being the saddest one on the boat?" Grace says, "Oh, sweetie. You're not gonna be the saddest one there." Will says, "What? Oh, right." Will and Grace then say, "Michelle Kwan."