"An Affair To Forget" Trivia Quiz

Answer: coffee

Will, Grace, Rob and Ellen were playing "Charades" and when it was Rob and Ellen's turn, Rob gives the clue, "Me and you", Ellen guesses, "People who are getting married." Rob tells her she's correct & then Ellen says, "Well, you know, we've been thinking about it and..." Grace interrupts her & says, "What, in 4 seconds? They must've cheated.

They suck at this!" Will tells her, "Hey, maniac, they're not playing the game. They're making an announcement." Grace then says, "Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Congratulations!" Will says, "Hey, I have a chilled bottle of very expensive champagne, which I've been saving for a special occasion. Who wants coffee?" Rob then says, "Will, there's actually one more question I need to pop. Um, will you be my best man?" Will says, "Rob, you are not only my friend, you're my accountant, and any guy that can figure out a way to deduct Jack McFarland as an entertainment expense...come here!"

Answer: knees touching

When Ellen asks Grace to be her maid of honor, Grace declines and tells her it was because they wouldn't want two redheads to be in the wedding party. When Will questions Grace about it later, she tells him she said no because she has issues with Ellen and when Will digs deeper, she tells him she slept with Rob.

When Will asks for details, she says, "In a nutshell, a chance encounter at a restaurant, rain, booze, sympathy, knees touching, more booze, more rain, more sympathy, cab ride, and then...stuff."

Answer: RuPaul

Will and Jack are planning Rob's bachelor party and Will says, "Okay, bachelor party. Let's review what we got so far. "8:00, the guests arrive. 8:30, something fun happens." My name in bubble letters, and then a picture of a man on a donkey. I got nothing." Jack then says, "Oh my God. I got a donkey, too. Well, you know why we're blocked, because heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together, he would've given them both penises." Will then says, "I believe I heard Pope RuPaul II say that."

Answer: Sergeant Goodbody

Jack wants to go out to eat and Will tells him, "We've got to figure this bachelor party thing out, so, I mean, just think. Straight world is backwards world, so what is the absolute last thing that you and I would want to see at a party?" The scene then cuts to a few hours later & a stripper appears at the door and says, "Hi. I'm Sergeant Goodbody, and I'm here to give Rob a citation for being a very bad boy." Will says, "Oh my God! A stripper! You know, Rob, as your attorney, I would usually advise against this sort of thing, but as your friend, I say partay heartay!"

Answer: she's fat

Karen is being super nice to Grace and she knows something's up and then remembers Stan's mother is in town. Karen tells her, "Oh, I'm telling you, she's evil! I'm being tortured in my own home! She's irresponsible, she's lazy, she drinks, and worst of all, she makes fun of what I wear!"

Answer: False

Grace tells Karen she can't stay because Ellen is a dear friend of hers and she entrusted her with the responsibility of being the maid of honor, and she takes it very, very, very seriously. Karen then says, "Oh my God! You slept with the groom!" Grace says, "What? How did you? What? Do you have three 6's on your head?" Karen then says, "No, but I got a fifth in my bloodstream." She starts to laugh and says, "Even in an adulteress' apartment, I'm funny."

Answer: Quaids

All the guys at the bachelor party declined a lap dance except for Jack. When it turned him on, he freaked out and told Will. Will asked him, "You mean, excited like "I want to wear what she's wearing" excited?" Jack says, "No! Excited the way the three of the four Baldwins and one of the two Quaids get me excited." Will then says, "Oh my God. It's finally happened. You've gotten so gay, you've looped around to straight again."

Answer: skunk

Ellen overheard the conversation between Will and Grace about her sleeping with Rob. Rob opens the door and sees Ellen and says, "That is not a happy face." He thens tries to explain, "Ellie, we were broken up. I mean, I was a mess. I was out of my head." Will says, "He's right.

When a man gets that low, he'll reach for anything, anything." Grace then says, "Yep, that's me. I'm the step you take right before the gun." Ellen then says, "Okay. Somebody tell that skank not to talk to me!" She then says to Rob, "And you, Mr. Man, are worse than a skank. You're a skunk who sleeps with skank! Skunk!" And then to Grace, "Skank!"

Answer: midnight at the oasis

Karen is trying to console Jack and say it was a mistake. He tells her, "Karen, I know the difference between 6:00 and 12:00, and this was midnight at the oasis." Karen then tries to reenact the lap dance but it doesn't work. Carla, the stripper than comes out and says, "Jack? I've been looking for you. I still owe you half a lap dance." Jack tells her to give it to the needy.

She then tells him, "Look, I never do this, but I think you're really cute, so if you change your mind, here's my card." Jack says, "That's very nice of you. I don't think I'll be changing my mind any time soon." He then reads from the card and says, "Carl," because I'm a...You're a Carl?" She then tells him, "From the waist down. From the waist up, I'm Carla." Relieved, Jack says, "Oh, thank God. I'm still gayer than Christmas!"

Answer: Ellen

Ellen decides the only way to make things even is to sleep with Will. Will tries to talk her out of it & says, "Look, I know you're in pain, but this is no way to deal with it. I mean, look at you. What are you doing?" Ellen calms down a little and says, "Oh! Oh my God, you're right. Oh my God. Look at me. What is wrong with me? I'm just a dumb stupid idiot-head." Will starts to say, "Oh, Ellen, it's ok.

It's just..." Suddenly Ellen grabs Will and throws him on the bed, straddles him and kisses him.

She then says, "Now, I'm gonna grind you like a fresh cup of coffee." Will manages to break free and run rom the room.