"Advise and Resent" Trivia Quiz

Answer: earth and air united as one

Jack asks, "Grace, what's going on with that necklace?" Grace tells him, "Josh gave it to me. It's a Chinese serenity symbol. It means "earth and air united as one." Will then says, "We have a similar symbol in my culture. It's called, "cheap little stone hanging on a string."

Answer: blindfolded

Ben, Will's boss, wants to set him up with an old poker buddy of his. Will declines the invitation because he doesn't like blind dates and two, because Ben is his boss and he'll feel obligated to make it work. After Ben excuses himself, Will says, "I'm not gonna do this. Blind dates are a nightmare.

It always ends up being with some guy who keeps yapping on about his two cats while I spend the whole night trying to figure out a way to get out of there by faking my own death." Jack informs him, "Excuse me, Mother Superior.

It just so happens that I've met many fine young lovelies on blind dates." Will then says, "I'm talking about blind dates, not blindfolded dates."

Answer: Charlie

Will is playing with his breadstick as if it were a musical instrument. Charlie walks up and says, with a Scottish accent, "Excuse me. I don't mean to sound critical, but I think your breadstick's a bit out of tune." Will says, "Well, that makes sense, because it's flat bread." Charlie then says, "I hope you're Will. I'm Charlie." Will then says with a Scottish accent, "By the way, I'm finding your Scottish brogue particularly appropriate for this venue." Then, with an American accent, Charlie says, "Thanks a lot, dude, I love your accent, too."

Answer: beauty

Grace thanks Josh for walking her back to work and before he leaves, he says he has another gift for her. Grace says to him, "Josh, you don't have to keep giving me..." He interrupts her and says, "I saw this rock on 9th Avenue, and it reminded me of you...beauty in an unlikely place." Grace thanks him and looks at it and says, "Josh, I don't think it's a rock. I think it's gum." Karen then says, "Speaking of things you scrape off your shoe, get out of here!"

Answer: 28

Mrs. Freeman enters Will's office and says, "Mr. Doucette called from the car. He wanted you to know that he's a half an hour away." Will says, "Okay." Mrs. Freeman then says, "That was about 28 minutes ago." Ben then enters and says, "Truman." Will looks at Mrs. Freeman and says, "Thanks for the heads-up."

Answer: a leaf

Grace tells Karen she tried her advice and Karen wanted details so Grace says, "We had a perfectly nice dinner at a Chinese restaurant I chose. Josh then presented me with a beautiful leaf he found in Central Park. We ended up at a video store. "Josh, what do you want to see?" "I don't care, sweetie.

As long as I'm in bed watching it with you, I'm happy." Cut to: we are back at the apartment, making out, clothes are coming off, he's getting excited. So, I pull away. He says, "What?" And then we get into the whole thing...The new ageyness, the indecisiveness, the leaves, the rocks. I didn't want to say it, but before I knew it, the words were coming out of my mouth: "Josh, things have to change or I'm not having sex with you!" Karen then asks what Josh said and Grace tells her he dumped her.

Answer: asparagus and shoes

Will and Grace come from their apartments and say simultaneously, "I need to talk. Good." They both then turn to enter each other's apartment and Will says, "What are you doing?" Grace tells him, "We always go to your apartment." Will says, "Because your apartment smells like asparagus and shoes." Grace then says, "Right behind you."

Answer: escort

Will and Jack are standing near the bar and Jack says, "Welcome to the Jack McFarland date clinic. Ok, let's go to zero...And the date begins now. Hi." Will says, "Hi." Immediately Jack says, "Okay, let's stop right there. First of all, why would you choose to wear your fat jeans on a blind date?" Will says, "These are not my fat...I don't have fat jeans because I'm not fat. Why did I ever think this was a good idea?" Jack says, "Because I'm an expert. Will, I go on literally thousands of dates a year." Will then says, "That doesn't make you an expert, that makes you an escort."

Answer: meditate

Grace is talking to Karen about Josh, "I don't know. Maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I really like Josh, but maybe he's not what I need. I mean, I need a guy who has more of an edge, who's a little tougher. And clearly that's not him." Josh then enters and says he wants to talk to Grace. Grace starts to say, "Josh, I was just talking about..." He interrupts her and says, "You're not talking right now, I'm talking! I went home the other night very upset.

More than upset, I couldn't even meditate. I'm thinking, why is Grace acting like this? She's not manipulative.

She's not callous. Where did she get this behavior? And then it hit me. She got it..." He then points to Karen and says, "From you! You, a woman who thinks an act of kindness is letting her step-kid have the fruit out of her whiskey sour. You know what? There's only one thing worse than advising someone to use sex as a bargaining chip, and that's..." He then starts talking to Grace again, "Taking that advice. I mean, maybe I have taken one too many stress management courses, okay? Maybe I should lower my dosage of St. John's Wort. Whatever! But I like myself, and I'm not gonna change for anyone. I would gladly work out problems with you, but if you want to continue in this relationship, you take me as I am." Grace then jumps into Josh's arms and kisses him.

Answer: Jack

Ben walks into Will's office carrying a gym bag and Will asks if they were suppose to play that day and Ben tells him, "No. I found another partner. Someone who's not gonna show me up on the court." Will then says, "What are you talking about? I lost." Ben says, "Not by enough." Just then, Jack enters and says, "Come on, Ben, let's skidooch. I'm on a shedule."