"Homo for the Holidays" Trivia Quiz

Answer: pumpkin pie

Will and Grace are going over their shopping list for Thanksgiving and Grace says, "Okay, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far, apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing? Cake! We need cake." Will then asks her, "Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?"

Answer: 45 minutes

Will is in the kitchen cooking and is reading from a cookbook, "Cranberry sauce. Add 4 cups of cranberries, one cup sugar, and orange zest to a heavy stockpot. Bring to a boil. Then simmer and reduce for 45 minutes." Yeah. That'll happen." He then dumps cranberry sauce from a can into a bowl.

Answer: The Sensuous Gay Man

Will is upset that Jack hasn't told his own mother that he's gay. Will is yelling at him and says, "You forced me to come out to my own mother. You teased me, and you pressured me, and you even left a copy of "The Sensuous Gay Man" on her washing machine!" Jack says, "I lied! I'm a bad man! Now leave me alone with my shame."

Answer: Grace

Grace is giving Jack a hard time for telling his mother she is an ex-girlfriend and that he was the one who broke up with her. When he opens the door to leave, Grace is standing there and says, "Hello lover." Jack turns to go in the opposite direction and Will says, "Wrong way. Closet's in there." Grace then says, "Once you go Jack, you never go back."

Answer: headless

Grace tells Karen, "Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay." Karen then says, "How could she not know? What is she, headless?" Grace then says, "I guess you believe what you choose to believe."

Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker

Jack's mother knocks on the door and says, "Hello!" Jack then says, "Sarah Jessica Parker! Hide me!" Will then says, "It is time for you to grow up. You're gonna open that door. Be a man. And tell your mom you sleep with guys."

Answer: InStyle

While everyone was around the table getting ready to eat, Will says, "Before we eat, my family has this tradition where we go around the table, and we each say the thing we're most thankful for. But this year, I thought we'd add a tradition. Everybody has to tell a secret about themselves that they've been too cowardly to reveal. Jack, why don't you start?" Jack hesitantly says, "All right. What am I thankful for? So many things, really.

The smell of jasmine...a kitten's purr..."In Style" magazine... Telemundo..." He then continues on to say that there are times when you want to say something but can't and then he runs out onto the balcony.

Answer: Will

Will is trying to convince Jack to tell his mother he is gay. He tells him, "We didn't know each other that well. You pulled me aside, and you said, "Aren't you tired yet?" And I was tired. Tired of actually reading "Playboy" for the articles. Tired of keeping my Bette Midler albums in Led Zeppelin sleeves. So you took me to clubs and introduced me to people, made me realize what I'd been missing by not being myself. And I'm thankful for that." Jack then tells him he also taught him how to dance without pointing and Will says, "And I'm thankful for that. Now here's my secret, I admire you, Jack. Because you are more yourself than anyone else I have ever known."

Answer: born in a manger

After Jack tells his mother he's gay, she then tells him she has a secret too and tells him the man he thinks is his father, isn't. Will then says, "My God. This is like watching "Gays of Our Lives." Jack then asks who his father is and his mother tells him she doesn't know. Jack then says, "Mother, if your explanation doesn't end with the phrase "born in a manger", I'm gonna be violently ill."
She then says, "It was the sixties!"

Answer: True

Will asks Jack how he is doing and he replies, "Oh, alright, for the most part. A little weirded out about who my real father is. I just hope when I find him, he doesn't wear a black helmet and speak with the voice of James Earl Jones." Will then impersonates Darth Vader and says, "Luke...you're a homo."