"Das Boob" Trivia Quiz

Answer: DVD player

While sitting at the table, Will asks Jack, "So, Jack, you're still coming with me to pick up my new DVD player, right?" Jack replies, "Oh my God, is that today? What do I have today? Um..." Will then asks, "What exactly are you looking at?" Jack tells him, "I'm just going over my schedule. Nope, sorry, can't squeeze you in."

Answer: her breasts

While Jack, Grace and Will were looking at her picture in the newspaper, Jack says, "Look at those massive jugs." Will then looks closer and says, "Yeah. What's going on there?" Grace says, "What are you talking about? My jugs look exactly like they do in the picture." Will then says, "They definitely don't. No.

These are, like, 5 times the size. I mean, maybe it was the angle the photograph was taken. You know, King Kong was only 8 inches tall. Look. Let me show you. And I'm a gay man, so this means nothing." He then cups her breasts and says, "This is how big yours are, see, whereas the picture gives the illusion of, like, thisness." He then lowers his hands.

Answer: Karen

y Grace had a crush on saw her picture in the newspaper and gave her a call. When she returned his call, he invited her to an art gallery and she accepted. Karen gave her a funny look so she asked her why was she giving her that look and Karen replied, "He thinks you've got big melons. So if I were you, Grace, I would figure out a way to turn those honey don'ts into some honeydews!"

Answer: Walter

Will is hooking up his DVD player while Jack is looking through a magazine. Will tells him he thinks he's sitting on the remote. Jack then starts searching in the sofa for the remote and finds an earring. He then asks, "Why is there an earring in your sofa?" Will tells him it probably belongs to Grace. Jack then says, "It looks just like the skull earring I gave my old boyfriend Walter." Will starts acting nervous and says, "Well, I don't know.

It looks like a pretty common skull." Jack says, "I had a "W" engraved on it, you know, for Walter. Isn't that sweet? Oh, look.

This one has an "M." He then looks at the earring and turns it around and lets out a gasp. Will tells him it's not what he thinks and Jack says, "You fooled around with my Walter!" Will then says, "Okay, it is what you think, but Jack, he wasn't your Walter. You'd broken up long ago. You know, he was Walter Up-for-grabs, so I grabbed."

Answer: goldfish

Grace and Karen are in a lingerie store and Grace is buying a bra that makes her chest look bigger. Grace feels uncomfortable but says, "Leave it to a man to invent a bra filled with water." Karen tells her, "Come on. Everybody in your condition wears them. They make objects appear larger than they really are. Okay, now let's buy that puppy and get out of here." Grace then says, "No, no. I don't want this. I don't want lingerie that a goldfish could live in."

Answer: 32

Will told Jack he was hurt because he's stealing food from Grace instead of him. Jack simply says, "You're hurt?" Will then tells him, "Jack, come on. Give me a break. I left 32 "I'm sorrys" on your answering machine, and even one "I'm sowwy."

Answer: Cher

Will tells Grace, "I just want to go on record as saying it is wrong to lie. By the way, I told Jack that Cher is going to be here tonight." Grace asks, "Cher's here?" Will tells her, "No. I just told him that so he'd come here to meet Walter." When Jack enters the gallery, he runs from person to person to see if they're Cher. He then asks Will, "Where is she? What's she wearing?" He then starts impersonating Cher and starts singing, "Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we hear it from the people of the..." Will interrupts him and tells him she's not there yet.

Answer: Karen's brooch

Grace hugs Karen and says, "I think he likes me. Thank you so much, Karen!" Karen tells her, "Okay, okay. Push me again and you die. Oh, wait, honey, I think you're caught on my brooch. Oh, I got it. Okay." Grace then says, "Oh, my gosh. His art is amazing. Look at that." Suddenly water starts spraying out from her chest.

Answer: secure shallow

After Grace admits to John that she bought a fake bra to impress him, he tells her, "Give me some credit. I called you because I thought you were talented and creative." Grace says, "I am talented and creative. I mean, did you see the way that I drank the champagne?" John then says, "I'm sorry Grace, but I'm looking to be with somebody who's a little more secure and a little less shallow."

Answer: 3

After John left, Will asks Grace how she's feeling and she says, "A little deflated. What was I thinking? I look fine the way I am." Will then asks her, "Why didn't you believe me when I said that?" Grace tells him, "Well, 'cause you're too close, you're gay. You're my best friend, you're gay, you love me, you're gay."