"I Never Promised You an Olive Garden" Quiz

Answer: white rice

When Grace asked then what they wanted, Ellen tells her she wants a menu. Rob then says, "Yeah, we don't actually eat this stuff." Ellen then tells the waiter, "You know what? Just some white rice and two forks."

Answer: Will was sick.

The four of them originally made plans to go to the Olive Garden that night but Will and Grace's new friends, Naomi and Kai, had backstage passes at an Elvis Costello concert. When Grace asks Will what are they going to do, he tells her not to lie. Grace then says into the phone, "Will's sick. We have to cancel." After she hangs up, she says, "We just lied to our friends. How does that make you feel?" Will says, "I'm not gonna lie to you. I feel great." Grace says, "Me too."

Answer: Jack McFairyland

Karen invites Jack to go to the spa with her and then to her stepkids' school for a parent-teacher conference. Jack refuses and tells her, "Elementary schools freak me out. Too many bad memories. The name-calling, the taunting, the vicious games of "Red-rover, red rover, let's beat the hell out of Jack." Karen then says, "Oh, was poodle not very popular?" Jack then says, "You have no idea. For little Jack McFarland...or "Jack McFairyland" as I was known, elementary school was a house of pain."

Answer: True

Just before they leave for the concert, Kai says, "Now remember, when we get backstage, if anyone asks, you're press." Naomi then asks, "You guys don't have a problem lying, do you?" Grace replies, "No, I'll just tell them I'm from "Rolling Stone." Will says, "No, No, I wanna be from "Rolling Stone!"

Answer: Gwyneth Paltrow

Ellen needed to use the bathroom but Grace didn't have any toilet paper. We see Ellen coming out of the apartment saying, "I am not using "The Village Voice!" Grace then suggests, "What about "Mademoiselle?" Ellen refuses and Grace says, "Come on! Gwyneth Paltrow's on the cover!"

Answer: John

Jack is left in the hallway when Karen goes in to speak to the principal and he sees three boys, (John, Todd and Curtis). Todd and Curtis took John's backpack away from him. John says, "Gimme my backpack!" Todd tells him, "I don't have it." John says, "Come on, give it!" Curtis begins to tease him and John begs for his backpack again. Todd then says, "No.

This one's better for you." He then throws a purse at him and says, "You can put your makeup in it." Jack then says, "Hey, hey, hey! Give him his backpack! The purse is mine! This macho bully schoolyard crap is so 1983 I could vomit. Now, scram!" When Jack asked him what that was all about, John simply says, "Todd and Curtis don't like me." Jack then tells him, "Yeah, well, let me tell you a little something about Todd and Curtis, okay? When they grow up, they're gonna be bloated has-beens, with bad shoes and bad marriages."

Answer: Little Johnny

John tells Jack he just wrote a play for his drama class. Jack says, "You're a playwright? I'm a playwright!" John says, "I wrote a one-man show." Jack says, "Shut up! I wrote a one-man show! What's it about?" John says, "I guess it's about me." Jack tells him it doesn't have a title yet and John says, "Well, I was thinking maybe, "John's Life", or "John's Play", or maybe only "John." Jack gasps and asks, "Ever thought about "Just John?"

Answer: Batgirl

Will exits his bedroom wearing pajamas and a pair of sunglasses and walks towards the kitchen. He trips and falls. Grace then comes into the living room and as Will gets up, he says, "Holy hangover, Batgirl. How fun was last night?" Grace says, "So fun. Naomi and Kai know all the best clubs." Will then says, "Yeah. Who'd have thought that after 2a.m., "Tiki Donuts" becomes a Latino drag queen bar?"

Answer: flute

When Jack asked John how he felt, John said, "Okay, but I think I'm gonna be late for my flute lesson."

Answer: Rob

Rob and Ellen are seated at their table and Will and Grace are watching them from a distance. Ellen says, "Is it just me. Or does the Olive Garden just keep getting better and better?" Rob replies, "So good, I'm gonna pay the whole check tonight." Ellen then asks, "We're not splitting it?" Rob simply says, "No ma'am."