"M*A*S*H" Test-O-Rooni Trivia Quiz

Answer: Crabapple Cove, Maine

He loved his hometown most definitely. He enjoyed frequently talking of it via newspapers ("The Crabapple Cove Courier"), letters from his dad, gifts from home, etc.

Answer: Erin

BJ loved Peg and Erin and, in his words, said: "I'm hopelessly, passionately in love with my wife."

Answer: Trapper

"This is to inform you that you're the proud father of a five year old Korean boy!" said Louise McIntyre to her husband Trapper.

Answer: Major Frank Burns

Trapper was gone by this time, Charles was due to arrive in the next episode and Potter was giving the bride away. Donald asked Frank to be the best man for insisting he and Margaret get married.

Answer: "MISS YOU"

Loraine sent a home movie of their daughter Janie's birthday party to Henry. Hawkeye, Trapper and Radar watched the movie in Henry's office. When Loraine gathered the children near the swing set, she signaled them to turn over their cardboard piece to spell out "MISS YOU". Hawkeye remarked, "Henry if you don't give the command to cry I will."

Answer: Potter, Hawkeye, BJ and Radar

"Goodbye Ferret Face" was all that was said. Then papers went into the air and all were yelling happily.

Answer: Howitzer Al Houlihan

Strange when Margaret was considering leaving she got stinking drunk in "Hot Lips and Empty Arms". Slurring her words she told Henry, "You like my father before he died." Then he suddenly visited Margaret in "Father's Day".

Answer: Abercrombie & Fitch

Of course when they got their canvas bath tub only Hawkeye and BJ knew of it. Then Charles came into The Swamp and demanded use of the tub. Then Father Mulcahy, Margaret knew of the bath tub. After that the whole camp knew of it and demanded to use it.

The tub had so many people using it, it was given its own tent. When Radar was recovering from surgery to remove his tonsils he wanted strawberry ice cream. In accordance with Potter ordering the bath tub out of camp after a fight, Hawkeye and BJ traded the tub for two tubs of strawberry ice cream and a case of scotch.

Answer: Radar

Potter: "Any of you seen Radar?"
Hawkeye: "Last I saw he was having a touch of the grape."
BJ: "Why? What's wrong?"
Potter: "Plenty. I just got a wire from the boy's mother in Iowa. Radar's Uncle Ed passed away."
Hawkeye: "Oy."
Potter: "Yeah. Oy."

Answer: Charles

It was a typical night of treating wounded soldiers on the compound until a sniper began shooting. BJ and Charles got a wounded soldier underneath a bus and brought the boy back to life. Charles later found the bullet hole and became obsessed with dying. He went to Battalion Aid and tried to save a wounded soldier who later died. Charles finally went back home feeling satisfied.

Answer: Daniel Pierce

In the episode "Sons & Bowlers", Hawkeye got a letter from his father saying he was going to have surgery. The mail service being what it is, is why Hawkeye got the letter two weeks late which happened to be the day of his father's surgery. He called the hospital, "I'm looking for my father Dr Daniel Pierce! Over!"

Answer: Fresh eggs

Thanks to a egg farmer whose farm was freed by Allied soldiers, all the officers, enlisted and wounded, were to get fresh eggs. Hawkeye thought Korean chickens only laid powdered eggs. Then an AWOL soldier fired his riffle one or two shots into the air of the Mess Tent. Everyone laid flat on the ground to avoid the gunfire and in turn knocked over the table holding the eggs.

Answer: Hawkeye

After the Army raised the rotation points Hawkeye became enraged enough to go to
Panmunjom. When he came home there was a "red" party waiting for him.

Answer: Dr Sidney Freedman

Depressed over losing a patient of his, Sydney began writing a letter while staying at the 4077th.

Answer: Gloves, belt, brandy, book, lure, dress, boots and bear

To be precise, the items went in as follows:
Kelly's boots, Mulcahy's boxing gloves, Radar's teddy bear, Henry's fishing lure, Potter's book, a broken fan belt, Klinger's dress and Charles' brandy bottle.