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"NCIS": "Abby-isms" Trivia Quiz

Abby has some of the best lines on "NCIS". How well do you remember them?

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
319,224

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
3428

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

Last 3 plays: Guest 12 (4/10), Guest 38 (5/10), Guest 178 (6/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. When Abby finds something to be not quite right, what does she say it is? Hint

kinky

binky

stinky

hinky

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Question 2 of 10

2. Abby: "Yes sir".
Gibbs: "Don't call me sir".
Abby: "Yes _______ ".
Hint

Gunny

Gibbs

Ma'am

Boss

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Question 3 of 10

3. Abby: "Gibbs, you scared me".
Gibbs: "Come on Abs, you sleep in a casket dressed in a funeral gown".
Abby: "I don't always _____________". Hint

get scared that easily

sleep in a casket

wear the gown

sleep at night

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Question 4 of 10

4. Gibbs: "Any chance we could read the call log?"
Abby: "I'd have a better chance of getting McGee to wear a _______ to church." Hint

Speedo

skirt

thong

dress

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Question 5 of 10

5. Abby: "You're like a piercing, Tony, it takes a while for the ________ to stop and the skin to grow back". Hint

bleeding

pain

throbbing

swelling

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Question 6 of 10

6. Abby: (To McGee regarding his new crazy girlfriend) "Love is never having to read her her _________ __________."

Answer: (Two Words: 7 letters "M", 6 letters "R")

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Question 7 of 10

7. Abby: [about a suspect] "This guy is cleaner than cleaner, whiter than white. If you put him in a line up with ______ , ______ is going to jail". Hint: both blanks are the same word. Hint

snow

ice

cotton

sugar

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Question 8 of 10

8. Abby: "The bullet's entry angle into the side of the door is as obvious as Anna Nicole's ____________". Hint

attraction to rich, old men

drug habit

implants

bleached hair

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Question 9 of 10

9. Abby: "You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's ________".

Answer: (One word, name)

10. Abby: "What's the matter, Chip? Don't like watchin' porn with me"?
Chip: "I don't really watch explicit material with my peers, ma'am, uh, I don't really watch it at all".
Abby: "Not buying it chip".
Chip: "And why is that"?
Abby: "Two reasons. One, you're male, and two, you're _________".

Answer: (One Word, 9 letters)

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. When Abby finds something to be not quite right, what does she say it is?

Answer: hinky

Hinky seems to be Abby's favorite word to describe something that is weird, unexpected, or even just kind of cool. She's even gotten the rest of the team to occasionally use the word!

2. Abby: "Yes sir". Gibbs: "Don't call me sir". Abby: "Yes _______ ".

Answer: Ma'am

Abby doesn't seem to understand Gibbs' dislike of being called sir. She will intentionally call him sir just to get the above response. After getting the response, she gets a smirk out of him by calling him "ma'am" instead of "Gibbs" or "Boss". You have to love Abby; she is the only person who could get away with doing this to Jethro.

3. Abby: "Gibbs, you scared me". Gibbs: "Come on Abs, you sleep in a casket dressed in a funeral gown". Abby: "I don't always _____________".

Answer: wear the gown

Gibbs' reply is, "too much information". Abby often gives Gibbs too much information, such as the time she told him she was not pregnant when he asked her if she knew anything. Another time she told Gibbs that she's not nearly as flexible as she should be.

4. Gibbs: "Any chance we could read the call log?" Abby: "I'd have a better chance of getting McGee to wear a _______ to church."

Answer: Speedo

Poor Abby is constantly being asked to retrieve data off of electronics that are flooded, smashed, burned, blown up, or in some other way, utterly destroyed. At least this time she gets a smirk out of Gibbs while delivering the bad news.

5. Abby: "You're like a piercing, Tony, it takes a while for the ________ to stop and the skin to grow back".

Answer: throbbing

In this quote, Tony is asking Abby why she didn't take to him as fast as she did Kate. After her response he admitted that her answer was more than he wanted to know.

6. Abby: (To McGee regarding his new crazy girlfriend) "Love is never having to read her her _________ __________."

Answer: Miranda Rights

This quote is from the season 5 episode "Designated Targets". In this episode, McGee's new girlfriend is maxing out his credit cards.

7. Abby: [about a suspect] "This guy is cleaner than cleaner, whiter than white. If you put him in a line up with ______ , ______ is going to jail". Hint: both blanks are the same word.

Answer: snow

This quote is from the season 2 episode "Forced Entry". Abby was being quite adamant that this suspect was innocent!

8. Abby: "The bullet's entry angle into the side of the door is as obvious as Anna Nicole's ____________".

Answer: implants

This quote is from the season 2 episode "Black Water". Gibbs gives Abby a weird look, meaning that he has no idea who Anna Nicole was. Abby tries to describe her, but quickly gives up, recognizing her efforts were in vain.

9. Abby: "You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's ________".

Answer: Gibbs

This quote is from the season 3 episode "Mind Games". During a conversation, Abby becomes aware that McGee isn't listening to her. So, she just starts rambling outrageous stuff to try to get his attention back. After this quote she mentioned that Gibbs' silver hair makes her all tingly inside.

As she said this, DiNozzo walks in. After some further explanations on Abby's part, DiNozzo slaps McGee on the back of the head to get his attention back on Abby.

10. Abby: "What's the matter, Chip? Don't like watchin' porn with me"? Chip: "I don't really watch explicit material with my peers, ma'am, uh, I don't really watch it at all". Abby: "Not buying it chip". Chip: "And why is that"? Abby: "Two reasons. One, you're male, and two, you're _________".

Answer: breathing

This quote is from the season 3 episode "The Voyeur's Web". One of the first jobs of Chip, Abby's new assistant, is to watch hours and hours of adult webcasts. Seems to be an awkward way to start a new job.

Source: Author TRNchick

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