"NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 3 Trivia Quiz

Answer: emphysema

This quote is from the "Under Covers". In this episode, Tony and Ziva are undercover as a married couple. As a result, they share a bed together at night. From the lines given after the above quote, both of them snore. Ziva, however, seems to be the louder of the two.

Answer: no one wants my sperm

This quote is from the episode "Probie". The main storyline involved McGee killing an undercover cop. The minor story line involved Tony getting a call from the sperm bank he donated to 14 years ago saying that they need to talk to him as soon as possible. Ziva is determined to figure out why, but Tony refuses to tell her.

The above quote was from the scene in which Ziva tricked Tony into mentioning why they wanted to talk to him.

Answer: refrigerator

This quote is from the episode "Model Behavior". Tony always pounces on the chance to make fun of McGee, and this time is no exception. At least McGee made it to some of the scenes of the reality show, Tony was totally edited out!

Answer: you were naked

This quote is from the episode "Boxed In". In this episode, Ziva and Tony get trapped in a cargo container while doing some recon work. The pair attempts to shoot the lock off the container door, but they forgot the fact that bullets will bounce off hard surfaces and continue on a destructive path. Just as a note, after about 2 impacts, a bullet loses most of its velocity and so becomes non-lethal.

After about two impacts, it will merely sting like a paintball. Either way, don't try it at home.

Answer: Twister

This quote is from the episode "Boxed In". As usual, Tony is always curious about everybody else's love life. He hounds Ziva for the entire episode about why she has friction burns on her knees.

Answer: Suess

This quote is from the episode "Deception". Abby was in a very playful mood and decided to rhyme her findings to Tony. Dr. Dre has been known to write a rhyme or two, but he doesn't typically refer to forensic evidence!

Answer: genital

This quote is also from the episode "Deception". Many interrogations have shown that Gibbs is wonderful with kids. He gets information out of them, but never scares or intimidates them. Tony, however, is a different story. When the first attempt fails, he resorts to intimidation. It worked, and the kid kind of deserved it, so kudos to Tony.

Answer: judges

This quote is from the episode "Light Sleeper". Tony has the unique ability to come up with some pretty graphic examples when he's trying to prove a point. Being a Mossad agent, it's likely that Ziva has used an interrogation technique similar to the one that Tony described. Yikes.

Answer: makeup

This quote is from the episode "Ravenous". Ziva and Tony are both interested in the park rangers that have been helping them with their case involving the sailor that was eaten by a bear. Tony bails on the female park ranger when he notices that she does not shave her legs or armpits. Ziva declines the first date offer from the male park ranger for the above mentioned reason.

It's a good thing she did, he turns out to be the serial killer!

Answer: Jessica Alba

This quote is from the episode "Hiatus Part 1". In this episode, Tony has the lead after an explosion puts Gibbs in a coma. In this quote, Tony means to say that the probability of an infiltration is small; how many men get the chance to be on the arm of Jessica Alba? As a matter of fact, in the early 2000's, Michael Weatherly was engaged to Jessica Alba. I wonder if the writers had a different female in the script and Michael changed it to Jessica for the sake of a good inside joke?