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"NCIS" Abby-isms Season 2 Trivia Quiz

Here are some more of the funny quotes from everyone's favorite goth forensic scientist!

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
320,235

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
1946

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

Last 3 plays: Guest 75 (7/10), Guest 1 (5/10), Guest 172 (10/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Abby: "Believe it or not, Gibbs, not all computer problems can be solved by _____________."
Gibbs: (holding up cell phone) "Works for me."
Hint

McGee

rebooting

smacking it

tech support

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Question 2 of 10

2. Abby: "You think he did it?"
Gibbs: "Kind of depends on your definition of it."
Abby: "Spoken like a true ________ Gibbs!" Hint

investigator

male

federal agent

politician

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Question 3 of 10

3. Abby: "No one gets everything right the first time, McGee. Except ________." Hint

Mr. Mass Spec

Gibbs

Ducky

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Question 4 of 10

4. Abby: "I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and ________________________." Hint

not feel bad about it

not get in trouble with Gibbs

leave no fingerprints

leave no forensic evidence

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Question 5 of 10

5. Abby: "Somebody did a ___________ on Sgt. Moore's head, Gibbs." Hint

Sammy Sosa

Barry Bonds

Mark McGuire

Babe Ruth

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Question 6 of 10

6. Gibbs: "I thought these tests were fast."
Abby: "It's not a ________ test."
Hint

pregnancy

urine

blood sugar

DNA

7. Abby: "Hey. I had a weird dream about Tony last night."
Kate: "Ew! Not the one where you two are at the zoo and he..."
Abby: "No, he's _______________ in this one. But he had blood all over his face. I woke up crying, Kate. I never cry. Never ever ever." Hint

alive

naked

decapitated

fully clothed

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Question 8 of 10

8. Abby: "You're so right Gibbs! I have this friend who is a transvestite and her lips could out-SWAK _____________. Remember McGee, you met her at my birthday party?"
McGee: "Oh yeah- the low cut red dress with the built in plastic..."
Gibbs: (head slaps McGee)
Hint

Julia Roberts'

Pamela Anderson's

Anna Nicole Smith's

Angelina Jolie's

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Question 9 of 10

9. Tony: "Massages?"
Abby: "Many kinds."
Tony: "Uh. Full body?"
Abby: "Places you could only dream of, DiNozzo."
Tony: "Masseuses or masseur?"
Abby: "___________. You?"
Hint

I don't care

I can't tell

I like to be surprised

I go both ways

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Question 10 of 10

10. Abby: "You may be smart, but my geek _________!" Hint

carries a gun

rocks

packs heat

is sleek

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Abby: "Believe it or not, Gibbs, not all computer problems can be solved by _____________." Gibbs: (holding up cell phone) "Works for me."

Answer: rebooting

This quote is from the episode "See No Evil". Gibbs has a knack for destroying cell phones. If one malfunctions, he either smacks it or bangs it on his desk. After destroying it, he just tosses it to McGee and tells him to reboot it. Unknown to Gibbs, McGee simply puts the Sim card in a new phone and tosses the old phone in the trash can.

2. Abby: "You think he did it?" Gibbs: "Kind of depends on your definition of it." Abby: "Spoken like a true ________ Gibbs!"

Answer: politician

This quote is from the episode "Forced Entry". In this episode, a woman shoots and almost kills a man that broke into her house and tried to rape her. The man swears that it was all part of a game, and Gibbs and the team have to determine the truth.

3. Abby: "No one gets everything right the first time, McGee. Except ________."

Answer: Gibbs

This quote is funny because Gibbs does always seem to gets things right the first time. Just look at his marriages. The first one to Shannon was perfect. All of the subsequent ones have been a disaster.

4. Abby: "I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and ________________________."

Answer: leave no forensic evidence

This quote is from the episode "The Meat Puzzle". Abby likes to use this as a threat, but I can't imagine her ever killing anyone. She gets mad at scientists that kill bunny rabbits for research. How could she ever do it to a person! Something tells me that Ducky and Gibbs would also be able to kill and leave no evidence behind.

5. Abby: "Somebody did a ___________ on Sgt. Moore's head, Gibbs."

Answer: Barry Bonds

This quote is from the episode "Caught On Tape". Gibbs should be sympathetic to Sgt. Moore. One of Gibbs ex-wives once whacked him with a baseball bat. He apparently likes the feisty ones.

6. Gibbs: "I thought these tests were fast." Abby: "It's not a ________ test."

Answer: pregnancy

This quote is from the episode "SWAK". Gibbs is anxious to get the test results back from Abby. She is determining what the contagion is that might be affecting Tony.

7. Abby: "Hey. I had a weird dream about Tony last night." Kate: "Ew! Not the one where you two are at the zoo and he..." Abby: "No, he's _______________ in this one. But he had blood all over his face. I woke up crying, Kate. I never cry. Never ever ever."

Answer: fully clothed

This quote is from the episode "Twilight". Apparently Kate and Abby have a pretty close friendship. They go to spas together, discuss dreams and fantasies, and share the same quirky personality. I wonder if you'd ever see Gibbs and Mike Franks sharing a beer and talking about what their dreams mean? No, I doubt it.

8. Abby: "You're so right Gibbs! I have this friend who is a transvestite and her lips could out-SWAK _____________. Remember McGee, you met her at my birthday party?" McGee: "Oh yeah- the low cut red dress with the built in plastic..." Gibbs: (head slaps McGee)

Answer: Angelina Jolie's

This quote is from the episode "SWAK". This conversation happened after the team noticed a lipstick colored lip print on the seal of a note that was delivered to NCIS.

9. Tony: "Massages?" Abby: "Many kinds." Tony: "Uh. Full body?" Abby: "Places you could only dream of, DiNozzo." Tony: "Masseuses or masseur?" Abby: "___________. You?"

Answer: I go both ways

This quote is from the episode "Hometown Hero". Had he not been distracted by a phone call, I think Tony would have like the visual of Kate and Abby getting massages.

10. Abby: "You may be smart, but my geek _________!"

Answer: carries a gun

This quote is from the episode "Red Cell". Did you know that, as of March 2009, Pauly Perrette is 40 years old? She makes 40 look great!

Source: Author TRNchick

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