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"NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 1 Trivia Quiz

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A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
319,992

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
1504

Awards
Top 10% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 75 (6/10), Guest 1 (3/10), Guest 172 (7/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Tony: "Five years with Gibbs? Amazed the guy didn't end up in a __________".
Hint

mental institution

coma

straightjacket

psych ward

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Question 2 of 10

2. Tony: "Is that a new perfume, Abby?"
Abby: "I made it myself. You like it?"
Tony: "Smells like _________."
Abby: "Sweet, huh?"
Hint

C-4

blood

gunpowder

ballistics residue

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Question 3 of 10

3. Tony: "What good is it being an armed Federal agent if you can't __________?"
Kate: "You get to shoot bad guys." Hint

drive fast

run a stop sign

flash the badge

get out of a ticket

4. Tony: "You know if this works, Abs, you're a genius."
Abby: "Oh Tony, tell me something I don't know."
Tony: "I once dated my ________________"
Abby: "Really? What was his name."
Tony: "(fake laugh) Cute." Hint

middle school principal

high school music teacher

ninth grade gym teacher

eighth grade science teacher

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Question 5 of 10

5. Kate: "Do all Marines build boats?"
Tony: "Only ____________________________."
Kate: "Why's that?"
Tony: "The rest of them can afford to buy one." Hint

the enlisted men

the ones that have been divorced

the ones that have kids

the ones that have been married a few times

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Question 6 of 10

6. Kate: (referring to Gibbs) "Why is he carrying two cups of coffee today?"
Tony: "I don't know. I don't wanna know. It may have something to do with __________." Hint

Ari Haswari

one of his ex-wives

the FBI

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Question 7 of 10

7. Tony: (to Gibbs) "40-mile zone ended 2 miles back, Boss. Limit's 65... I only mention it because you usually drive slightly faster than _______________."
Hint

Mark Martin

Jeff Gordon

Tony Stewart

Dale Earnhart Jr.

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Question 8 of 10

8. Kate: "Never put anything on videotape that you don't want to be seen."
Tony: "Just ask _________."
Hint

Paris Hilton

Anna Nicole Smith

Pamela Anderson

Carmen Electra

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Question 9 of 10

9. Tony: "What is it with ________ and the alphabet thing? You know, BMW, BMG, BASF, and they're all B's."
Gibbs: "I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS." Hint

Swiss

British

Germans

French

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Question 10 of 10

10. Tony: "I am a man of action, Kate."
Kate: "More like ______________."
Tony: "Why you want to play with me?"
Kate: "As in, you look good, but you can't really do very much."
Hint

just a pretty face

an action figure

a potted plant

a newborn puppy

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Tony: "Five years with Gibbs? Amazed the guy didn't end up in a __________".

Answer: straightjacket

This quote is from the episode "High Seas". In this episode, the team helps an agent afloat solve a drug ring aboard a US Navy ship. Stan, the agent afloat, had previously worked for Gibbs.

2. Tony: "Is that a new perfume, Abby?" Abby: "I made it myself. You like it?" Tony: "Smells like _________." Abby: "Sweet, huh?"

Answer: gunpowder

This quote is from the episode "Marine Down". What is it with these guys? Abby likes to smell like gunpowder, and Gibbs likes to smell like sawdust. I wonder if McGee likes to smell like his typewriter ribbons?

3. Tony: "What good is it being an armed Federal agent if you can't __________?" Kate: "You get to shoot bad guys."

Answer: drive fast

This quote is from the episode "My Other Left Foot". In this episode, the lower leg of a marine is found in a dumpster.

4. Tony: "You know if this works, Abs, you're a genius." Abby: "Oh Tony, tell me something I don't know." Tony: "I once dated my ________________" Abby: "Really? What was his name." Tony: "(fake laugh) Cute."

Answer: high school music teacher

This quote is from the episode "One Shot, One Kill". Abby, much like the rest of the team, never miss an opportunity to take a stab at Tony and his playboy ways.

5. Kate: "Do all Marines build boats?" Tony: "Only ____________________________." Kate: "Why's that?" Tony: "The rest of them can afford to buy one."

Answer: the ones that have been married a few times

This quote is from the episode "Enigma". Almost everyone has questions about Gibbs' hobby of boat building. The most common question seems to be, "How did he get that thing out of his basement?"

6. Kate: (referring to Gibbs) "Why is he carrying two cups of coffee today?" Tony: "I don't know. I don't wanna know. It may have something to do with __________."

Answer: one of his ex-wives

This quote is from the episode "The Good Samaritan". Gibbs is very predictable. When he has one cup of coffee, things are as good as they're going to get. When he has no coffee or two cups of coffee, it's gonna be a bad day.

7. Tony: (to Gibbs) "40-mile zone ended 2 miles back, Boss. Limit's 65... I only mention it because you usually drive slightly faster than _______________."

Answer: Dale Earnhart Jr.

This quote is from the episode "The Truth is Out There". Gibbs is typically a fast driver, so the fact that he's driving slow means he's up to something.

8. Kate: "Never put anything on videotape that you don't want to be seen." Tony: "Just ask _________."

Answer: Paris Hilton

This quote is from the episode "The Truth Is Out There". As usual, Kate is full of helpful advice and Tony is full of quirky commentary.

9. Tony: "What is it with ________ and the alphabet thing? You know, BMW, BMG, BASF, and they're all B's." Gibbs: "I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS."

Answer: Germans

This quote is from the episode "Left For Dead". Tony should consider himself lucky that this comment only got him a verbal response from Gibbs. On most days it would have gotten him a smack on the back of the head.

10. Tony: "I am a man of action, Kate." Kate: "More like ______________." Tony: "Why you want to play with me?" Kate: "As in, you look good, but you can't really do very much."

Answer: an action figure

This quote is from the episode "Marine Down". This quote is one of the best lines Kate had on the show. It actually left DiNozzo momentarily speechless.

Source: Author TRNchick

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