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21 quizzes and 215 trivia questions.
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  "NCIS": Gibbs' Rules Test   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
How well do you know the "rules" of Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs? Take this quiz to find out! Fill in the blank for the missing word in the rule.
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Jan 26 12
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  "NCIS": "Abby-isms"   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Abby has some of the best lines on "NCIS". How well do you remember them?
Tough, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS": Gibbs-isms Season 1   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Fearless leader Gibbs has some pretty funny lines. Do you remember them? Fill in the blank to finish Gibbs' line from the show. Good luck!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS": Ziva-isms   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This quiz is all about Ziva's errors in the English language. Good luck!
Tough, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" Gibbs-isms Season 3   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Ready for some more funny lines from the great Leroy Jethro Gibbs? Get ready! Go!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 26 09
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  "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 3   top quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
He's back. More of the best lines from Tony DiNozzo!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Jan 25 10
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  "NCIS": Abby-isms Season 3   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Here they are...more funny quotes from America's favorite goth!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 26 09
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  "NCIS": Gibbs-isms Season 2   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
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I've got some more Gibbs-isms for you! Fill in the blank to finish the quote!
Tough, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" Abby-isms Season 2   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Here are some more of the funny quotes from everyone's favorite goth forensic scientist!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 3   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
Ready for some more of those funny sayings from our favorite quirky medical examiner? Here they come!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 21 09
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trivia question Quick Question
Ducky: "Do you know the difference between good and bad __________ Tony?" Tony: "No, but I'm guessing it has something to do with taste."

From Quiz ""NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 3"




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  "NCIS": DiNozzo-isms   best quiz  
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
We have all heard "Ziva-isms" during the series, but have you noticed the "DiNozzo-isms"?
Tough, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS": What Episode is This From?   top quiz  
Multiple Choice
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This quiz is probably kind of hard if you aren't an "NCIS" fanatic. These are quotes from all three seasons so be prepared. I'll give the quote and you tell me what episode it is from.
Tough, 10 Qns, navy4nsiks, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" - Who Said It?   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
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I had fun, I hope you do too.
Average, 10 Qns, Abby(Sam), Mar 09 11
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  "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms : Season 2   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
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Ready for some more Tony? He has some great lines, but can you remember them?
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Jan 16 10
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  "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 1   top quiz  
Multiple Choice
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Ready for some more DiNozzo quotes? Here they are. Go for it!
Average, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS": Ducky-ism Season 1   top quiz  
Multiple Choice
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Ready to try another "NCIS" quiz? This one was suggested by a fellow quizzer. Good luck!
Tough, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" - Quotes    
Multiple Choice
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This is a quiz on the quotes from season one and two of the TV show "NCIS". Just pick the episode that the quote was from or the person that said it. Enjoy!
Difficult, 10 Qns, dancing1101, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 2   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
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I'm back! More Ducky-isms! Try your hand at this quiz!
Tough, 10 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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1157 plays
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  "NCIS": "Abby-isms" Part 2   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Did you like my first Abby-isms quiz? Take this quiz to hear even more great quotes from the most adorable forensic scientist ever! Hint: All of these quotes are from season 1.
Difficult, 15 Qns, TRNchick, Dec 17 09
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  "NCIS" Season 6 Quotes   great trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
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A quiz about my favorite show, "NCIS". And since I love quotes... yeah well... :)
Average, 10 Qns, KajsaVi, Mar 09 11
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  10 Question "NCIS": Gibbs' Rules Quiz    
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This is my first "NCIS" quiz. All the questions are on Gibb's Rules that he's talked about through the series.
Average, 10 Qns, GuitarLover32, Oct 13 14
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'NCIS' - Quotes Trivia Questions
1. There are two rule number ones according to Gibbs. There is another number that has more than one rule. What is it?

From Quiz "NCIS": Gibbs' Rules

Answer: Rule number 3

The first rule #3 mentioned is "Don't believe what you're told. Double check." The second one is "Never be unreachable."

2. Langer: "Four months I've been sitting here fielding calls for DiNozzo, and I swear, they're all women." ____: "And that surprises you?"

From Quiz "NCIS" Season 6 Quotes

Answer: Michelle Lee

It was indeed Michelle who answered Langer in the beginning of the first episode of the sixth season, "Last Man Standing".

3. Tony: "We should take you to see the doctor, Sweet Cheeks." Ziva: "Why?" Tony: "Because you snore like a drunken sailor with ____________."

From Quiz "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 3

Answer: emphysema

This quote is from the "Under Covers". In this episode, Tony and Ziva are undercover as a married couple. As a result, they share a bed together at night. From the lines given after the above quote, both of them snore. Ziva, however, seems to be the louder of the two.

4. Tony: "Question for you, Probie. 'Redbook?' Why?" McGee: "'Redbook' was, and still is, the definitive magazine for today's young woman." Tony: "Planning a _____________?"

From Quiz "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms : Season 2

Answer: sex change

This quote is from the episode "The Good Wives Club". In this episode, Tony gives McGee constant grief for admitting that he reads 'Redbook.' In return, McGee mans up and gives Tony some grief for being insensitive to women.

5. (Tony holds up the nightgown he got for his girlfriend to show Ziva) Tony: "What do you think?" Gibbs: (walking in) "It's not your _________, DiNozzo."

From Quiz "NCIS" Gibbs-isms Season 3

Answer: color

This quote is from the episode "The Voyeur's Web". Gibbs always seems to walk in at just the right moment!

6. Ducky: "Do you know the difference between good and bad __________ Tony?" Tony: "No, but I'm guessing it has something to do with taste."

From Quiz "NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 3

Answer: cholesterol

This quote is from the episode "Mind Games". Ducky has hinting about Tony's horrible eating habits. In earlier seasons, Kate used to do the same thing.

7. Abby: "Believe it or not, Gibbs, not all computer problems can be solved by _____________." Gibbs: (holding up cell phone) "Works for me."

From Quiz "NCIS" Abby-isms Season 2

Answer: rebooting

This quote is from the episode "See No Evil". Gibbs has a knack for destroying cell phones. If one malfunctions, he either smacks it or bangs it on his desk. After destroying it, he just tosses it to McGee and tells him to reboot it. Unknown to Gibbs, McGee simply puts the Sim card in a new phone and tosses the old phone in the trash can.

8. Tony: "Five years with Gibbs? Amazed the guy didn't end up in a __________".

From Quiz "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 1

Answer: straightjacket

This quote is from the episode "High Seas". In this episode, the team helps an agent afloat solve a drug ring aboard a US Navy ship. Stan, the agent afloat, had previously worked for Gibbs.

9. Ducky: "Well, now that you mention it, I did have a great uncle who drowned in a vat of alcohol." McGee: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." Ducky: "Of course he reportedly climbed out three times to go to the _______."

From Quiz "NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 2

Answer: bathroom

This quote is from the episode "See No Evil". As usual, Ducky has a story for every situation. In this particular one, poor McGee has no idea how to react.

10. Gerald: "You shoved a French cop over a cliff"? Ducky: "There was a _______ below". Gibbs: "Sixty feet below"!

From Quiz "NCIS": Ducky-ism Season 1

Answer: lake

This is from the episode "Seadog". Gerald is skeptical to believe that Ducky have the nerve to push a cop off a cliff.

11. Tony: "Do you believe in Karma Boss"? Gibbs: "I've _______________, DiNozzo".

From Quiz "NCIS": Gibbs-isms Season 2

Answer: had three wives

This quote is from the episode "Lt. Jane Doe". From this quote, Jethro is eluding to the idea that his three ex-wives were punishment for something wrong he has done.

12. Gibbs: "You never work the system when you can work the ________".

From Quiz "NCIS": Gibbs-isms Season 1

Answer: people

This quote is from the episode "Hung Out to Dry". Gibbs and Kate are trying to find a way to gain access to the Armed Forces DNA registry. After unsuccessfully trying to coerce a JAG lawyer into giving them access, they guilt him into giving them a search warrant that, in Abby's terms, is a little hinky.

13. Regarding a man found in an aircraft's wing tank: Abby: "Sailor on the _____ _____".

From Quiz "NCIS": "Abby-isms" Part 2

Answer: half shell

This quote is from the episode "The Curse". The tank that the sailor was found in fell off of a Tomcat. Kate gets a laugh when the team tells her about the acronym TFOA, short for things falling off aircraft. Kate gets an even bigger laugh when they tell her that TFOA is a real military acronym.

14. When Abby finds something to be not quite right, what does she say it is?

From Quiz "NCIS": "Abby-isms"

Answer: hinky

Hinky seems to be Abby's favorite word to describe something that is weird, unexpected, or even just kind of cool. She's even gotten the rest of the team to occasionally use the word!

15. According to Tony, you should "never date a woman that ______ more than you do".

From Quiz "NCIS": DiNozzo-isms

Answer: eats

This "DiNozzo-ism" is actually said by McGee after Tony asks him about one of his dating rules.

16. Rule #23: Never mess with a marine's _________.

From Quiz "NCIS": Gibbs' Rules

Answer: coffee

Gibbs quotes this rule on numerous occasions when people, particularly McGee, bump into him and spill his coffee. By the way, Gibbs drinks his coffee black and strong. Don't even try to give him chicory, he has quite the palate for coffee!

17. Gibbs: "Rule Number Three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check." Kate: "Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?" What episode is this from?

From Quiz "NCIS" - Quotes

Answer: "Yankee White"

"Yankee White" is the first episode of season 1. Gibbs is explaining some of the marine rules to Kate. Rule Number one is: "Never let suspects stay together." Rule Number two is: "Always wear gloves at a crime scene." Rule Number three is: "Don't believe what you're told. Always double check." Other rules are said throughout the seasons such as; Rule number nine: "Always carry a knife."

18. "If you do that again...I will kick your..."

From Quiz "NCIS" - Who Said It?

Answer: Gibbs

Tony is very sexist in his speech. Gibbs had had enough of these comments towards Kate and threatened him.

19. Abby: "That's for cute girls named Gina Marie that bake cookies and wear J. Lo Glow."

From Quiz "NCIS": What Episode is This From?

Answer: Bloodbath

In "Bloodbath," Abby says this in reply to McGee telling her that her toothbrush is in his bathroom. After going to get it, Abby comes back out holding a ladybug toothbrush, insisting to McGee... that is it definitely not hers.

20. In season 7, there is an episode called "Rule Number 51." What is rule number 51?

From Quiz "NCIS": Gibbs' Rules

Answer: Sometimes you're wrong

Gibbs states this rule toward the end of the episode. "It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission" is rule number 18. "Always wear gloves at a crime scene" is rule number 2. "Your case, your lead" is rule number 38.

21. Ziva: "Looks like we found the murder weapon. Toy guitar?" McGee: "That is not a toy guitar. That is a guitar controller. Used to play Lords of Rock, video game. That particular model is called an axe." What does our beloved Ziva say after this?

From Quiz "NCIS" Season 6 Quotes

Answer: So our killer is an axe murderer?

Ziva: "So our killer is an axe murderer?" Oh Ziva, always ready to come with her clever comments. Most of those are because she doesn't know English perfectly.

22. Tony: "You... ta.. talked to the..." Ziva: "To the woman at the sperm bank. The director of a... (pause)... critical issues, yes. I'm sorry, Tony." Tony: "Huh... She had no right to tell that _______________!"

From Quiz "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 3

Answer: no one wants my sperm

This quote is from the episode "Probie". The main storyline involved McGee killing an undercover cop. The minor story line involved Tony getting a call from the sperm bank he donated to 14 years ago saying that they need to talk to him as soon as possible. Ziva is determined to figure out why, but Tony refuses to tell her. The above quote was from the scene in which Ziva tricked Tony into mentioning why they wanted to talk to him.

23. Kate: (watching Gibbs interrogate) "What is Gibbs doing?" Tony: "T.B.I." Kate: "Excuse me?" Tony: "Truth By __________."

From Quiz "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms : Season 2

Answer: Intimidation

This quote is from the episode "Vanished". Gibbs is known for his interrogation skills and for his ability to detect deception. Because of these skills, he can be very intimidating when he's interrogating a suspect. On the other hand, he can be incredibly gentle and comforting when dealing with a child.

24. Abby: (about Tony) "He always gives new people grief. He learned that from _______."

From Quiz "NCIS": Abby-isms Season 3

Answer: Gibbs

This quote is from the episode "Under Covers". In this episode Tony and Ziva go undercover as a married couple. I hope you didn't say Vance. He does like to give people, especially Jethro, grief; Vance was not the Director of NCIS in season 3.

25. Gibbs: "Butt kissing on the hill is a skill." (first word edited) Jenny: "So is castration." Gibbs: "_______________."

From Quiz "NCIS" Gibbs-isms Season 3

Answer: I wear a cup

This quote is from the episode "Frame Up". Jenny and Jethro seem to have a love/hate relationship. At times they seem like an old married couple. Both have the ability to think quickly to deliver the snappy come back line.

26. Ducky: "How do you tell a woman you have no mental recollection of her what-so-ever?" Palmer: "I suppose one could always lie." Ducky: "Have you been spending time with ___________ again?"

From Quiz "NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 3

Answer: Agent DiNozzo

This quote is from the episode "Silver War". The scientist that was studying the supposed civil war body apparently met Ducky years earlier at a conference. She implied that they had been quite friendly. Ducky, however, has no memory of ever meeting her. A classic DiNozzo situation.

27. Abby: "You think he did it?" Gibbs: "Kind of depends on your definition of it." Abby: "Spoken like a true ________ Gibbs!"

From Quiz "NCIS" Abby-isms Season 2

Answer: politician

This quote is from the episode "Forced Entry". In this episode, a woman shoots and almost kills a man that broke into her house and tried to rape her. The man swears that it was all part of a game, and Gibbs and the team have to determine the truth.

28. Tony: "Is that a new perfume, Abby?" Abby: "I made it myself. You like it?" Tony: "Smells like _________." Abby: "Sweet, huh?"

From Quiz "NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 1

Answer: gunpowder

This quote is from the episode "Marine Down". What is it with these guys? Abby likes to smell like gunpowder, and Gibbs likes to smell like sawdust. I wonder if McGee likes to smell like his typewriter ribbons?

29. Ducky: (Talking to the poodle's body) "Ahh, when you walked into a room I bet you must have turned heads. Just back from the ______, with your hair all done up."

From Quiz "NCIS" Ducky-isms Season 2

Answer: salon

This quote is from the episode "Terminal Leave". In this episode, the car of a service woman is blown up. The good news is that the owner was not in the car at the time of the explosion. The bad news is that the owner's poodle was in the car when it blew up.

30. Abby: "Please don't call me Abigail"! Ducky: "Well, then, don't yell '_____' when I have a niblick in my hand". Abby: "A niblick? Sounds like a sex act".

From Quiz "NCIS": Ducky-ism Season 1

Answer: Fore

This is from the episode "The Curse". Abby hates being called 'Abigail' just as bad as Jethro hates being called 'Sir'.

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