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"NCIS" DiNozzo-isms : Season 2 Quiz

Ready for some more Tony? He has some great lines, but can you remember them?

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
321,421

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
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Awards
Top 20% Quiz

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Question 1 of 10

1. Tony: "Question for you, Probie. 'Redbook?' Why?"
McGee: "'Redbook' was, and still is, the definitive magazine for today's young woman."
Tony: "Planning a _____________?"
Hint

vacation

date

sex change

wedding

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Question 2 of 10

2. Kate: (watching Gibbs interrogate) "What is Gibbs doing?"
Tony: "T.B.I."
Kate: "Excuse me?"
Tony: "Truth By __________." Hint

Interrogation

Intimidation

Information

Injection (truth serum)

3. Gibbs: "Mrs. Mallard?"
Tony: "Sleeping. Her usual afternoon fistful of __________. Her last words to me where either 'I'm gonna slit your throat' or 'kiss your moat'. I couldn't tell because she was slurring." Hint

Jack Daniels

Wild Turkey

Jim Beam

Johnny Walker

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Question 4 of 10

4. Tony: "You're a Spike Steel fan aren't you, Probie?"
McGee: "The porn star?"
Tony: (Sarcastically) "No, the __________." Hint

physicist

plumber

physician

preacher

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Question 5 of 10

5. Tony: "I'm practicing, Kate."
Kate: "What, annoying me?"
Tony: "No, the creepy way Gibbs used to sneak up on us."
Kate: "What do you mean used to?"
Tony: "The old man's been wearing _______ lately. I can smell him coming a mile away."
Gibbs: (from behind Tony) "Is that a fact, DiNozzo?"
Tony: (winces) "Knee feeling better, boss?"
Gibbs: "Much." (grins at Tony's discomfort) Hint

Bengay

Theragesic

Icyhot

Atomic Balm

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Question 6 of 10

6. Willie: "She's cute. Yeah, she's hot. I don't know about you but I sleep with a lot of women, so..."
Tony: "I wouldn't know anything about that, Willie. I'm _________"
Hint

a Mormon

gay

a virgin

celibate

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Question 7 of 10

7. Kate: "Gibbs would never walk in here and tells us how much he paid for his shirt."
Tony: "That's because the prices have been pretty consistent at _______ since the late 70s."
Hint

Wal-Mart

Target

J.C. Penny's

Sears

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Question 8 of 10

8. Tony: "There's definitely something wrong with this guy."
McGee: "Why?"
Tony: "Listens to __________ music."
Hint

folk

country

rap

punk

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Question 9 of 10

9. (Palmer massages Abby, Tony walks in and slaps him upside the head)
Tony: "What the hell are you doing, Palmer?"
Palmer: "I, I, I..."
Tony: "You've read the agency policy on sexual harassment, didn't you, Palmer?"
Palmer: "It wasn't like that!"
Tony: "It never is. Now go, you little autopsy _________. Get out of here!" Hint

maggot

beetle

gremlin

slug

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Question 10 of 10

10. Tony: "This is serious."
Kate: "I know, Tony! I'm sorry."
Tony: "At this very instant, someone is incinerating my Ermenegildo Zegna suit, my Armani tie, my Dolce & Gabbana shirt and my _______ shoes!"
McGee: "You know, it might not be anthrax."
Tony: "I like the sound of that, Probie!"
McGee: "It could be smallpox, bubonic plague, cholera..."
Tony: "Probie!" Hint

Cole Haan

Givenchy

Stuart Weitzman

Gucci

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Tony: "Question for you, Probie. 'Redbook?' Why?" McGee: "'Redbook' was, and still is, the definitive magazine for today's young woman." Tony: "Planning a _____________?"

Answer: sex change

This quote is from the episode "The Good Wives Club". In this episode, Tony gives McGee constant grief for admitting that he reads 'Redbook.' In return, McGee mans up and gives Tony some grief for being insensitive to women.

2. Kate: (watching Gibbs interrogate) "What is Gibbs doing?" Tony: "T.B.I." Kate: "Excuse me?" Tony: "Truth By __________."

Answer: Intimidation

This quote is from the episode "Vanished". Gibbs is known for his interrogation skills and for his ability to detect deception. Because of these skills, he can be very intimidating when he's interrogating a suspect. On the other hand, he can be incredibly gentle and comforting when dealing with a child.

3. Gibbs: "Mrs. Mallard?" Tony: "Sleeping. Her usual afternoon fistful of __________. Her last words to me where either 'I'm gonna slit your throat' or 'kiss your moat'. I couldn't tell because she was slurring."

Answer: Wild Turkey

This quote is from the episode "The Meat Puzzle". In this episode, Ducky is the intended target of a psychopath. Just to be safe, Tony is assigned to protect Mrs. Mallard, Ducky's mom. Having dementia, when she meets Tony, she accuses him of being a gigolo.

4. Tony: "You're a Spike Steel fan aren't you, Probie?" McGee: "The porn star?" Tony: (Sarcastically) "No, the __________."

Answer: physicist

This quote is from the episode "Caught on Tape". Based on his character, it's surprising that McGee knows who Spike Steel is. This is a topic that Tony is probably much more familiar with!

5. Tony: "I'm practicing, Kate." Kate: "What, annoying me?" Tony: "No, the creepy way Gibbs used to sneak up on us." Kate: "What do you mean used to?" Tony: "The old man's been wearing _______ lately. I can smell him coming a mile away." Gibbs: (from behind Tony) "Is that a fact, DiNozzo?" Tony: (winces) "Knee feeling better, boss?" Gibbs: "Much." (grins at Tony's discomfort)

Answer: Bengay

This quote is also from the episode "Caught On Tape". If Gibbs could sneak up on his sniper victims as well as he does him team members, then he must have had a great kill record. Tony constantly says something critical about Gibbs, only to turn around and find him standing directly behind him.

6. Willie: "She's cute. Yeah, she's hot. I don't know about you but I sleep with a lot of women, so..." Tony: "I wouldn't know anything about that, Willie. I'm _________"

Answer: a Mormon

This quote is from the episode "Pop Life". At first, Tony tries to help Willie remember something about the woman he went to be with. Tony prompted him to try to remember something small, like a perfume. Willie recognizes Tony as a fellow player, and ends up remembering a tattoo on the girl that he went to bed with. Tony then shocks Willie with the above comment.

7. Kate: "Gibbs would never walk in here and tells us how much he paid for his shirt." Tony: "That's because the prices have been pretty consistent at _______ since the late 70s."

Answer: Sears

This quote is from the episode "Bikini Wax". Obviously thinking Gibbs was not around, Tony took the opportunity to take a stab at Gibbs' choice in clothing. As Tony and Kate get in the elevator, Gibbs joins them. When Tony asks Gibbs if he got around to looking over a case report that he turned in, Gibbs apologizes by saying he was too busy shopping a sale at Sears. Busted again!

8. Tony: "There's definitely something wrong with this guy." McGee: "Why?" Tony: "Listens to __________ music."

Answer: folk

This quote is from the episode "Red Cell". Tony always seems to form an opinion of every crime scene or location of evidence and form a hypothesis based on this opinion.

9. (Palmer massages Abby, Tony walks in and slaps him upside the head) Tony: "What the hell are you doing, Palmer?" Palmer: "I, I, I..." Tony: "You've read the agency policy on sexual harassment, didn't you, Palmer?" Palmer: "It wasn't like that!" Tony: "It never is. Now go, you little autopsy _________. Get out of here!"

Answer: gremlin

This quote is from the episode "Hometown Hero". Gibbs isn't the only person who's protective of Abby. McGee and Tony are also very protective of Abs.

10. Tony: "This is serious." Kate: "I know, Tony! I'm sorry." Tony: "At this very instant, someone is incinerating my Ermenegildo Zegna suit, my Armani tie, my Dolce & Gabbana shirt and my _______ shoes!" McGee: "You know, it might not be anthrax." Tony: "I like the sound of that, Probie!" McGee: "It could be smallpox, bubonic plague, cholera..." Tony: "Probie!"

Answer: Gucci

This quote is from the episode "SWAK". As the team is in the shower trying to decontaminate from a possible Biohazard exposure, Tony is saying goodbye to all of his high dollar clothes that are currently being incinerated to prevent a spread of the pathogen. McGee attempts to be reassuring by saying that the pathogen might not be anthrax.

This seemed to be working, but when he started mentioning the alternatives are just as bad.

Source: Author TRNchick

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