"No Sex 'n' the City" Trivia Quiz

Answer: sad

Jack asked Grace if Will was home from his date yet and Grace told him he wasn't. Jack then says, "I figured by now he be curled up in his bed crying himself into a Snickers bar." Grace asks, "Why do you do that, Jack? You're his friend. Why does Will's pain always amuse you?" Jack replies, "Remember that time his date went so badly, he came home and started writing a play?" Grace says, "Ah! You mean, 'If Gay Means Happy, Why Am I So Sad'?"

Answer: Indian, construction worker

Will and Vince step off of the elevator outside of Will's apartment and Will says, "Well, this is the first time I've had a police escort to my door. Well, second. I was dressed as a prostitute for Halloween. There was a bit of a mix-up." Vince says, "I have a hard time too on Halloween in the village. People never believe I'm a cop. They're always asking me where are the Indian and the construction worker."

Answer: Grace

Right after Vince leaves, Will starts to call him and Grace asks who's he calling. Will says, "Even though I'm gonna see him in the morning for coffee, I just thought it might be nice to leave him a message telling him how much I like him and how I can't wait to see him again.

It's what I do after a first date. It's kinda my thing." Grace says, "Yeah, you know what else is kinda your thing? Not having a second date. Put the phone down." Will asks, "Well, isn't it rude not to leave a five minute message, including a top ten list of the night's best moments?" Grace then says, "For someone who is so smart in life, you are so dumb in love."

Answer: "Frasier" and "Friends"

Karen and Jack are discussing 'Sex and the City' by the water cooler. Karen says, "Oh, honey, I'm gonna miss my 'Sex and the City'." Jack says, "Oh, me too, Karen." Karen says, "But at least I've still got my 'Frasier' and my 'Friends'." Jack then says, "Well, wait, didn't you hear? 'Frasier' and 'Friends' are going off the air too."

Answer: Yahtzee

Will asked Vince out for the next night but Vince wasn't sure what time he was going to get off work. Will says, "Well, why don't I just give you all my numbers? That way you can call me when you're done. I'm not really doing anything. Just a night of soup and online Yahtzee."

Answer: fussier

Not being satisfied with anything on television, Karen says, "It's hopeless, Jackie. TV is over!" Jack says, "You're right. There's never gonna be shows like that again. There's never gonna be a funky barcalounger in an immaculate Seattle living room with two brothers, one fussier than the next." Karen then says, "Or six friends living together." She then imitates Chandler Bing and says, "Could a show be any funnier?"

Answer: "That place is fictitious."

Karen tells Jack, "I guess we'll just have to find something else to talk about. You know, we could go out and have life experiences of our own, then get together later and discuss them. You know, like the people on TV do." Jack says, "Right. That's good, Karen. I'll meet you at Central Perk in an hour." Karen says, "Jack, that place is fictitious." Jack then says, "Okay, two hours."

Answer: erotic

After the advice Grace gave Will didn't work, he calls her and says, "Grace, look. I followed your advice, and now Vince is on the dance floor with another guy." She says, "Okay, listen. Just play it cool, okay? This is how gay men operate. The two of you are locked in a high stakes, erotic, pied-a-terre." Will corrects her, "Pas de deux." Grace says, "That's what I said." Will says, "You said 'pied-a-terre'. That's an apartment." Grace then says, "I know. I took Spanish for two semesters."

Answer: season 8

Bebe Neuwirth walked into the coffee shop and instantly Jack and Karen are at her side. They begin pressuring her about 'Frasier' and eventually, Jack and Karen drag her to a table and force her to sit. Jack says, "So, Lilith..." She corrects him and says, "Bebe." Jack continues, "So, Lilith, now, we've stood by your show for ten years." Bebe says, "'Frasier' has been on the air for eleven." Karen says, "We didn't care for season eight."

Answer: April 3rd

After Will apologized to Vince for acting like an idiot, Vince explains to him what he wants and why, and how he feels a guy should be treated. Will then says, "Look, what do you say we get outta here? You know, maybe get a cup of coffee?" Vince says, "April 3rd." Will says, "Oh, okay. I was kinda hoping now." Vince tells him, "Me too. April 3rd is my birthday. You know, for your Palm Pilot."