"Patriot Games" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Carol Channing

In the beginning of this episode, Stewie has become a sports bookie. Just after getting Rupert's bet on the Celtics, he asks Brian if he wants to place a bet in the celebrity boxing match on FOX. Brian bets that Mike Tyson will beat Carol Channing, and in a major upset, she manages to win.

Answer: Twenty-fifth

After Chris and Lois come back from shoe shopping at the mall, Lois brings Peter a letter for his twenty-fifth high school reunion which is planned for Sunday. Peter doesn't want the event to interfere with his other activities, and he doesn't like the fact that more people will be better than him at the reunion, but he decides to go anyways.

Answer: Diego

In order to make himself look good in front of his old classmates, Peter decides to look like a big-shot. His original idea of a big-shot was a lazy person being fanned by kangaroos holding palm fronds while eating strawberries the size of hand fruits. Peter later had a vision of this before pretending to be a different kind of big-shot millionaire.

Answer: Mike

When Peter arrives at the reunion, he pretends to be an astronaut CIA agent/millionaire with a cowboy hat. When Peter is introduced to Mike's friend, football great Tom Brady, he accidentally blows his cover by mentioning the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery. Someone says that the whole get-up is phony because Peter's cowboy hat comes right off and he starts drinking.

Answer: 68

After drinking so much at the reunion, Peter pushes his way through the crowds and Tom Brady recognizes Peter's talents. Soon, Peter is asked to be a member of the New England Patriots and he begins playing professional football. Peter does a good job on the team, but he still acts like an idiot.

Answer: $2.99

When Brian is late on paying Stewie back for his bet on the boxing match, Stewie starts to get violent with him. At one point, Brian puts on a fake mustache in order to disguise himself, but Stewie sees right through it, chases him and beats him.

Answer: Hyundai/Subaru

Although Peter is proud of his new commercial, he is extremely unenthusiastic throughout all of its twenty-someodd seconds. After filming the commercial for Wilkins Hyundai/Subaru, Peter gets a new sports car and drives it out onto the football field during a game.

Answer: Condensation

After driving the car onto the field, Peter is sold to the worst football team in the world, the London Silly Nannies. The family flies to London and lives in a flat while Peter has a horrible time training with a bad team. He decides to challenge Tom Brady and the Patriots to a football game in order to prove that he shouldn't have been kicked off the team.

Answer: No

In fact, the Silly Nannies run away from the Patriots out of fear during the game. Peter decides to play anyways and gets beaten horribly. The Patriots recognize his guts, but he doesn't continue to play for them, and the family heads home.

Answer: A lamp

In the end, Brian finally gets his money to Stewie, but on the plane to London, Stewie offers Brian one shot as revenge. Brian ends up deciding to take the offer, but he warns Stewie that he won't tell him when he'll hurt him. Stewie ends up getting hit bus a bus in the end of the episode.