Stan Knows Best Trivia Quiz

Answer: muzzle

Being a weapons expert and somewhat strange (to say the least), this is just the type of game Stan would force his family to play. Steve gets a point by guessing muzzle, after firing pin was his first guess. Hammer is Francine's guess. Klaus guesses breech bolt several times.

Answer: Boogeyman

Stan: "Sh, sh, sh. Sandman's a-callin'. Sh, sh, sh. That's right, that's right. Bigfoot's baking sugar cookies and Santa wants to take you to the Oscars."

Answer: Nancy Reagan

After removing Haley's hair, Stan tries to get her to wear a wig modeled after a revered Republican First Lady (with a choice of Reagan, Shriver, or Barbara Bush). Haley, still furious, refuses to wear any of the wigs. Roger then grabs the Reagan wig and puts it on, shouting at Steve for previously criticizing his looks.

Answer: rhubarb

Stan utters the word after Haley decides to move in with Jeff, and explains to Francine that when Haley was five, he had her brainwashed to kill Walter Mondale whenever she heard "rhubarb". Stan wonders why it doesn't work, but the audience soon finds out as a hypnotized Steve with a rifle is seen walking in the background.

Answer: making coffee

When Jeff tries to drive off after picking Haley up, the van only makes it a few feet before breaking down. To make things worse, the coffee can is the only bathroom he has. Francine (who often misinterprets things) sees Haley from an upstairs window in the house and remarks that that is not the way to make coffee.

Answer: Japanese

Roger: "Is that a Chinese baby?"
Stan: "Sure is. Japanese to be specific."

Answer: $85

After a teacher tells Haley her tuition hasn't been paid, she begins to protest, but then thinks of Stan's recent financial interference; he had recently taken away her credit card and said he would completely cut off her financial supply. Haley then asks herself how she will be able to come up with 85 bucks in three days.

Answer: Dusty

To solve her money woes, Haley takes a job as a waitress at a strip club. After the female bartender convinces her that when the dancers take the men's hard earned money they are not being exploited in any way, Haley becomes a dancer instead. The DJ at the club mentions her new moniker multiple times.

Answer: civil engineer

After trying to forcibly remove Haley from the club, Stan and the other strippers get in a fistfight. It is only after the stripper-in-question's implants are popped and deflated that she remembers her previous life goals.

Answer: 2

One of the episode's storylines is Steve trying to get a girl to fool around with him to prove to his friends that he has the ability to do so. Two girls in the episode kick him in the groin as soon as he tries to talk to them.