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"The Golden Girls" Quotes Trivia Quiz

These are 10 specific questions challenging your knowledge of some of "The Golden Girls" most memorable quotes. For passionate "TGG" fans!

A multiple-choice quiz by pikekinggirl. Estimated time: 4 mins.

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pikekinggirl

Time
4 mins

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Multiple Choice

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217,254

Updated
Dec 03 21

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Question 1 of 10

1. What does Blanche say is on the "big piece of chocolate cake" she refers to after Dorothy asks how Blanche's diet is doing? Hint

French fries

A lobster

Ice cream

A turkey

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Question 2 of 10

2. After Sophia tries to show Dorothy a magic trick with the latter's watch, what does Sophia say? Hint

"Ahh... I'll give you a ten and we'll call it even!"

"Abraca, ahh... I forget what comes next!"

"This watch is broken!"

"Forget this trick and forget you!"

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Question 3 of 10

3. According to Rose, what is "Gerconeknocken"? Hint

Toobenburbles

A Gertergenergen cake

A festive Viking meal with herring

The precise moment when dog doo turns white

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Question 4 of 10

4. In the episode "Sick and Tired", Blanche decides to become a novelist. What does she say about other great Southern writers? Hint

"I've always been influenced by them."

"Like...all those other guys I can't think of!"

"Those so famous they need not be mentioned."

"And who cares if I'm not the first great novelist?"

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Question 5 of 10

5. While Dorothy and Rose are trying to write a song about Miami, what word jokingly gets added in a version of the song? Hint

Thrice

Intrauterine

Salami

Mammy

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Question 6 of 10

6. In the episode "Good-bye, Mr. Gordon", Dorothy accidentally spills out which of these sentences? Hint

"Mr. Gordon, will you kiss me...I mean, miss me?"

"Take me! Take me... to dinner."

"I don't want him to kiss his deadline."

"I love you!... I'd love for you to meet my roommate!"

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Question 7 of 10

7. During Rose's story about the volcano in St. Olaf and the two Druid priests who needed the town's dumbest virgin in order to stop its eruption, what does she say? Hint

"You can guess who they chose."

"I tried my best!"

"I don't know why everyone looked at me!"

"I don't know WHY I raised my hand!"

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Question 8 of 10

8. In the episode "To Catch a Neighbor", Dorothy says she'd give what to land Al, the charming cop? Hint

bank account number

left arm

right arm

right leg

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Question 9 of 10

9. What does Blanche tell Dorothy's new author friend about her book, "How Dark the Waves on Biscayne Bay"? Hint

"The metaphors were dreadful."

"I sleep with it every night."

"I needed a Dramamine to get through chapter three!"

"Your books are even more boring than you are!"

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Question 10 of 10

10. When Blanche is immediately attracted to Dorothy's new love interest, she tells Dorothy: "He wants me. I can feel it." Dorothy replies with what? Hint

"Let someone else feel it!"

"You're a slut!"

"I saw him first!"

"Back off, Little Richard!"

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What does Blanche say is on the "big piece of chocolate cake" she refers to after Dorothy asks how Blanche's diet is doing?

Answer: A lobster

Dorothy asks Blanche, "How's the diet going, Blanche?"
She replies, "Piece of cake. Nice big piece of chocolate cake, smothered with whipped cream and chocolate fudge, and a lobster!"

2. After Sophia tries to show Dorothy a magic trick with the latter's watch, what does Sophia say?

Answer: "This watch is broken!"

Sophia smashed Dorothy's watch, and then innocently cries out, "This watch is broken!" She had no idea what she was doing!

3. According to Rose, what is "Gerconeknocken"?

Answer: The precise moment when dog doo turns white

In a moment of anger, Rose calls Blanche a "Gerconeknocken" during a counseling session. When asked what it was, Rose replied, "The precise moment when dog doo turns white."

4. In the episode "Sick and Tired", Blanche decides to become a novelist. What does she say about other great Southern writers?

Answer: "Those so famous they need not be mentioned."

In the episode "Sick and Tired", Blanche says, "I shall carry on the tradition of other great Southern writers...those so famous they need not be mentioned!"

5. While Dorothy and Rose are trying to write a song about Miami, what word jokingly gets added in a version of the song?

Answer: Intrauterine

Tough one! After Rose tries to use the word "Thrice" in the song, Dorothy yells at her and says it doesn't belong in a song ("Thrice? Who says thrice anymore?" "It's a word!" "So is intrauterine. It does not belong in a song!"). So Rose sings, "Miami: you're cuter than an intrauterine!"

6. In the episode "Good-bye, Mr. Gordon", Dorothy accidentally spills out which of these sentences?

Answer: "I don't want him to kiss his deadline."

After Mr. Gordon brings Dorothy flowers for her big TV gig, she tells the girls, "I don't want him to kiss his deadline." Then says, "Miss. I wouldn't want him to MISS his deadline!"

7. During Rose's story about the volcano in St. Olaf and the two Druid priests who needed the town's dumbest virgin in order to stop its eruption, what does she say?

Answer: "I don't know WHY I raised my hand!"

During the story, Rose says, "I don't know WHY I rose my hand!", and then finishing the story to explain that they weren't Druid priests at all, just "Shriners, looking for a good time!"

8. In the episode "To Catch a Neighbor", Dorothy says she'd give what to land Al, the charming cop?

Answer: right arm

Dorothy firsts denies having a crush on Al, then admits, "I'd give my right arm to land Al!"

9. What does Blanche tell Dorothy's new author friend about her book, "How Dark the Waves on Biscayne Bay"?

Answer: "I needed a Dramamine to get through chapter three!"

After Dorothy's new friend asked Blanche if she had a problem with her book, Blanche says, "Yes, I did...I needed a Dramamine to get through chapter three!"

10. When Blanche is immediately attracted to Dorothy's new love interest, she tells Dorothy: "He wants me. I can feel it." Dorothy replies with what?

Answer: "Let someone else feel it!"

In this episode, Dorothy replies, "Let someone else feel it!" Little Richard is mentioned, though, when Blanche says, "He's a man, I'm a woman..." and Dorothy replies, "Who am I, Little Richard?"

Source: Author pikekinggirl

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