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1. Rose: "I was safer with Charles. I was never once robbed or murdered when I was with Charles."
Dorothy: "Look, you could have just as easily have been murdered living with Charles."
Irritated by Rose's neuroses, Sophia follows up Dorothy's comment with a scathing statement of her own. What is it?
2. Dorothy: "Blanche, would you like some broiled chicken?"
Blanche: "Oh, no thank you. I'm having a raw vegetable plate. You probably haven't noticed it, but I've put on three pounds."
Sophia: "___!"
What cutting remark of Sophia's comes next?
3. Rose: "I'll get a job. I'm dependable, friendly, loyal, eager."
Dorothy: "That's great. If she learns to catch a Frisbee in her teeth she can get work as a ___!"
Which playful, high-energy dog breed belongs in the blank?
4. Rose: "Oh, Dorothy. I see you met Milton."
Dorothy: "Oh, yes. We were just getting acquainted." [Aside] Dump him, Rose, he's ___!"
Which adjective completes Dorothy's scathing assessment of Milton?
5. Blanche: [morosely] "They got my jewels."
Dorothy: [With sarcasm] "But I see they didn't get your cocaine!"
What non-narcotic substance has Blanche been using to hide her jewels, which now covers the front of her dress?
6. Rose: "Why, oh why can't grief take a holiday?"
Dorothy: "Oh, it does, Rose, it does. Eventually, it comes to ___ like everyone else."
Which U.S. city, home to the Golden Girls themselves, completes this quote of Dorothy's?
7. Golden Girl 1: "What did you do after Charlie died?"
Golden Girl 2: "Buried him."
Which simpleton, who was once married to Charlie, takes her roommate far too literally here?
8. Blanche: "Sophia, where are you going?"
Sophia: "To my room."
Rose: "You can't! It could be dangerous."
Sophia: "Please! I'm eighty. ___ are dangerous."
Shrugging off the possible perils of a break-in, Sophia shows little fear here. What word completes this quote of hers, further illustrating her point?
9. "I wonder if jewellery comes from Jewish people. In Little Falls, the jeweller was Jewish. Jeweller. Jewish. I wonder if there's a connection."
Which dim-witted character, known for coming out with corkers like this one, made this ridiculous comment?
10. Rose: [On setting off the burglar alarm] "I had to get in quickly 'cause when I got out of the car I noticed a swarthy man with a weapon!"
Who exactly does this turn out to be?
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