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Pearls of Wisdom from "The Golden Girls" #4 Quiz


How well do you know "The Golden Girls"? Check out this quotes quiz and discover whether or not you know your Dorothy from your Sophia.

A multiple-choice quiz by poshprice. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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poshprice
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378,493
Updated
Dec 03 21
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Question 1 of 10
1. Blanche: "Rose, you're out of a job!"
Rose: "Well, I can't worry about that now."
Dorothy: "Well sure you can, honey, I'll help you - ___!"

Despite her deceptively-consoling tone, which three things does Dorothy list here, in order to hammer home to Rose the seriousness of her situation?
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Question 2 of 10
2. Dorothy: [On seeing Rose skulk off after returning from a date with Arnie] "Honey, are you alright?"
Rose: "I'll be fine."
Blanche: "Is this about Arnie?"
Dorothy: [Deadpan] "No, Blanche! She's upset because they keep changing the taste of ___."

What popular soft drink completes this quote of Dorothy's?
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Question 3 of 10
3. Dorothy: "Look, we were robbed, and now it's over. It has nothing to do with energy, it has nothing to do with being single. It has to do with a lousy lock on a sliding door and massive unemployment."

Which ditzy Golden Girl then responds to this sensible speech of Dorothy's with "We're all employed, Dorothy, except your mother. I wouldn't call that massive"?
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Question 4 of 10
4. "I'd gone on an eating binge when Stan left and I put on quite a bit of weight. Plus, I was not a twenty year old. You know, when you twenty, no matter what you do, everything stays where it's supposed to. Now, when you lean over it looks like somebody's let the air out of your face."

Which Golden Girl paints this not-so-pretty picture of aging and divorce?
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Question 5 of 10
5. Blanche: "Oh Rose, honey. Are you up for a night on the town with two handsome, eligible bachelors?"
Rose: "Thanks for asking, but I don't think so. I'm not that interested in dating anymore."
Blanche: "Now you know that's not true, honey, or you'd ___."

How does Blanche finish her quote, much to Rose's surprise?
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Question 6 of 10
6. Sophia: "Discard already! I'm eighty. I'd like to live long enough to see the next hand."
Dorothy: "No need to, Ma. Gin!"
Sophia: "You're taking advantage. You know I'm whacked out on ___."

What medication is Sophia blaming here for her inability to beat Dorothy at gin rummy?
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Question 7 of 10
7. Golden Girl 1: "You've never heard of anybody hating their sister?"
Golden Girl 2: "Never. Maybe it's southern."

Which Golden Girl confesses to hating their little sister here, supposedly because she made her and her "big sister Charmaine miserable" for their entire lives?
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Question 8 of 10
8. "I am a waitress at the Fountain Rock Coffee Shop! Twelve hours a day, four days a week. Minimum wage and tips, and a 60% employee discount on day-old Danish."

Thrilled by the prospect of being a waitress, which Golden Girl proudly utters these words?
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Question 9 of 10
9. "I've never told anybody this in my life, but my husband died while he was making love to me, and I'm afraid if we make love, I'll kill you."

Which Golden Girl makes this outrageous (and very funny) statement during season one?
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Question 10 of 10
10. Golden Girl 1: "But ___, honey, you have your own problems. You are 55, unemployed, your husband is dead and you have no training."
Golden Girl 2: "Let's face it, ___, you're not exactly Mary Lou Retton."

Which Golden Girl's name belongs in the blanks, as the focus of her roommates' relentless tough love?
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Blanche: "Rose, you're out of a job!" Rose: "Well, I can't worry about that now." Dorothy: "Well sure you can, honey, I'll help you - ___!" Despite her deceptively-consoling tone, which three things does Dorothy list here, in order to hammer home to Rose the seriousness of her situation?

Answer: Food, clothing, shelter

When Rose reveals that she is now out of a job due to the unexpected closure of the grief counselling centre, initially she is only concerned about the people who depend upon it. Indeed it falls on Dorothy to draw Rose's attention to her own worrying situation, now that she has no earnings coming in. Starting with the quotation mentioned in the question, Dorothy goes on to explain, "Rose, you and I are in the same boat. If we miss a couple of pay checks, we are in big trouble".

This quotation can be found in the twenty-second episode of season one, entitled "Job Hunting".
2. Dorothy: [On seeing Rose skulk off after returning from a date with Arnie] "Honey, are you alright?" Rose: "I'll be fine." Blanche: "Is this about Arnie?" Dorothy: [Deadpan] "No, Blanche! She's upset because they keep changing the taste of ___." What popular soft drink completes this quote of Dorothy's?

Answer: Coke

This funny quote of Dorothy's is from the season one episode "Rose the Prude", when a fearful Rose is forced to confront the prospect of engaging in sexual intercourse for the first time since the death of her husband, Charlie. Though very much interested in pursuing a relationship with her boyfriend, Arnie, Rose is terrified of their burgeoning physical relationship.

However following the conversation mentioned in the question, she does tell Blanche and Dorothy about it, and after their short talk, Rose announces positively, "I'm gonna take a chance".
3. Dorothy: "Look, we were robbed, and now it's over. It has nothing to do with energy, it has nothing to do with being single. It has to do with a lousy lock on a sliding door and massive unemployment." Which ditzy Golden Girl then responds to this sensible speech of Dorothy's with "We're all employed, Dorothy, except your mother. I wouldn't call that massive"?

Answer: Rose

This speech of Dorothy's comes about due to Rose and Blanche's conviction that they have been robbed because they are single and have bad karma. Blanche blames bad energy, insisting "Crime is caused by bad karma", while Rose states that "when [she] had a husband, [she] didn't worry", and she was never robbed.

This quotation can be found in the eighth episode of season one, entitled "The Break-In".
4. "I'd gone on an eating binge when Stan left and I put on quite a bit of weight. Plus, I was not a twenty year old. You know, when you twenty, no matter what you do, everything stays where it's supposed to. Now, when you lean over it looks like somebody's let the air out of your face." Which Golden Girl paints this not-so-pretty picture of aging and divorce?

Answer: Dorothy

This memorable quote is of course said by Dorothy, in the third episode of season one, entitled "Rose the Prude". As she, Blanche and Sophia sit around the kitchen table wondering about Rose's trip with boyfriend Arnie, Dorothy comes out with this corker, much to the horror of Blanche, who rushes to find a mirror to test Dorothy's theory.
5. Blanche: "Oh Rose, honey. Are you up for a night on the town with two handsome, eligible bachelors?" Rose: "Thanks for asking, but I don't think so. I'm not that interested in dating anymore." Blanche: "Now you know that's not true, honey, or you'd ___." How does Blanche finish her quote, much to Rose's surprise?

Answer: Let your hair go natural

Blanche makes this comment in the series one episode "Rose the Prude", during a desperate attempt to find a date for her date's brother. She first tries to convince Dorothy, who prefers to spend the evening trying to beat her mother at gin rummy, before then focusing her attention all on Rose.

However Rose proves quite difficult to sway, telling Blanche that "Everyone seems so ordinary after Charlie".
6. Sophia: "Discard already! I'm eighty. I'd like to live long enough to see the next hand." Dorothy: "No need to, Ma. Gin!" Sophia: "You're taking advantage. You know I'm whacked out on ___." What medication is Sophia blaming here for her inability to beat Dorothy at gin rummy?

Answer: Blood pressure medicine

These comments can be found in the opening of the third episode of season one, entitled "Rose the Prude", when a grumpy Sophia loses at gin rummy. After blaming her blood pressure medicine for her defeat, Dorothy tells her, "If the medication bothers you, change the prescription". However Sophia enjoys the feeling, and informs her daughter that she likes "being whacked out".
7. Golden Girl 1: "You've never heard of anybody hating their sister?" Golden Girl 2: "Never. Maybe it's southern." Which Golden Girl confesses to hating their little sister here, supposedly because she made her and her "big sister Charmaine miserable" for their entire lives?

Answer: Blanche

This conversation can be found at the beginning of the fourth episode of series one, entitled "Transplant", as Blanche prepares for a visit from her youngest sister, Virginia. As she explains to Rose, who is helping her tidy the house, "I just hate her!", prompting the above exchange, in which Rose wonders whether Blanche's southern roots are to blame for the resentment.
8. "I am a waitress at the Fountain Rock Coffee Shop! Twelve hours a day, four days a week. Minimum wage and tips, and a 60% employee discount on day-old Danish." Thrilled by the prospect of being a waitress, which Golden Girl proudly utters these words?

Answer: Rose

Having been rejected during so many interviews, Rose is ecstatic when she secures a job as a waitress, though the rest of the girls are horrified by it. As a result, following this quote, Rose has very little time to bask in her newfound security, before her roommates rain on her parade. As Blanche then exclaims, "But twelve hours on your feet waiting tables? Honey, that is gritty, grimy, gruelling work."

This quotation can be found in the twenty-second episode of season one, entitled "Job Hunting".
9. "I've never told anybody this in my life, but my husband died while he was making love to me, and I'm afraid if we make love, I'll kill you." Which Golden Girl makes this outrageous (and very funny) statement during season one?

Answer: Rose

This truly funny moment, which is made all the more comical because of the woman in question's genuine concern, is brought about by Rose, who makes this statement to then-boyfriend, Arnie. The humour is then cranked up a notch when Arnie humorously quips, "If you haven't made love in fifteen years, that's a possibility".

This quotation can be heard in the third episode of season one, entitled "Rose the Prude".
10. Golden Girl 1: "But ___, honey, you have your own problems. You are 55, unemployed, your husband is dead and you have no training." Golden Girl 2: "Let's face it, ___, you're not exactly Mary Lou Retton." Which Golden Girl's name belongs in the blanks, as the focus of her roommates' relentless tough love?

Answer: Rose

The exchange detailed in the question is the result of Dorothy and Blanche's frustration with Rose, whom they think is putting off looking for a job now that she's lost her previous position at the grief centre. They subsequently sit her down and force her to confront her situation, with Dorothy speaking the words of Golden Girl 1, while Blanche expresses those of Golden Girl 2. What the two don't know is that Rose has actually been looking for work, but has been rejected during dozens of interviews. As for the reference to Mary Lou Retton, at the time this episode of "The Golden Girls" originally aired, she was an American gymnast at the pinnacle of her career.

This quotation can be found in the twenty-second episode of season one, entitled "Job Hunting".
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