Pearls of Wisdom from "The Golden Girls" #2 Quiz

Answer: Get the wrong idea

Sophia said this upon walking into the kitchen and seeing her three roommates locked in a group hug. She had no way of knowing that moments earlier Rose, Dorothy and Blanche, who had all been bickering for days, had buried the hatchet and agreed to help each other through their bout of flu.

This quotation can be heard in the twenty-first episode of season one, entitled "The Flu". The episode also has the alternative title of "Flu Attack".

Answer: Castrate a sheep

Rose said these words to Dorothy after the latter revealed that she had never joined a sorority, due to being blackballed. Upon hearing this, an outraged Rose promptly uttered the words mentioned in the question, in order to emphasise the unusual sense of fair play of her own St. Olaf sorority. As a bemused Dorothy stared at Rose in disbelief, Sophia piped up with a gem of her own, commenting that "There was a service organisation in Sicily with similar membership requirements." The only difference was unlike "a sheep, it usually involved a man from a neighbouring town."

This quotation can be heard in the twentieth episode of season two, entitled "Whose Face Is This Anyway?"

Answer: Playdough

Sophia came out with this hilarious quip while she, Rose and Dorothy were discussing Blanche's horror at growing old and losing her looks. Moments earlier, Rose had remarked that she couldn't believe that Blanche was still upset that her college roommates looked better than she did, which prompted Dorothy to say that "looks have always been very important to Blanche". Sophie then remarked that "Blanche is a very vain person and vanity can be a terrible thing. I should know, I used to be vain myself." At this, Rose chuckled in disbelief, prompting Sophia to come out with the quotation detailed in the question.

This quotation can be heard in the twentieth episode of season two, entitled "Whose Face Is This Anyway?"

Answer: Go hug a landmine

Ever the charmer, Dorothy made this remark to her ex-husband Stan during a visit from his own brother, Ted. Though overjoyed to see her ex brother-in-law again, Dorothy did not feel the same way about Stan, and made sure he knew it. Ironically, Ted spoke about his brother in glowing terms, even referring to him as "the greatest guy in the world".

This quotation can be heard in the eighth episode of season three, entitled "Brotherly Love".

Answer: Forks

Rose made this ridiculous comment at the end of a particularly rotten day for each of the girls. Her excited outburst came immediately after Dorothy decided to treat her roommates to a dinner out on the town. Rose even went on to add, "I know, I know, we'll pretend it's one of our birthdays and" do "them out of a cake".

This quotation can be heard in the first episode of season four, entitled "Yes, We Have No Havanas".

Answer: Sicily

This little nugget was said by Sophia in response to her daughter, Dorothy's claim that she knew nothing about football, and therefore could not possibly coach a team of young boys. Sophia had only stepped in as coach as Dorothy and Rose had to withdraw as they were suffering from the flu.

This quotation can be heard in the twelfth episode of season four, entitled "Blind Date".

Answer: "You don't have to build him up to me, honey. I like him fine already."

Rose uttered the words laid out in the question following an unwelcome encounter with Blanche's boyfriend, Gary, who told her he found her much more attractive than most of the women he came across. A shocked Rose swiftly rebuffed his advances, and shortly after told Blanche that he was a "lewd, horny, oversexed beast with five hands", prompting Blanche to respond with the hilarious quotation detailed in the answer to this question.

This quotation can be heard in the twenty-first episode of season four, entitled "Little Sister".

Answer: Friction

This memorable moment took place during the girls' visit to a health club, where they were enticed to join an aerobics class. However the instructor insisted that they needed the most up to date sportswear, leading to the comical exchange detailed in the above question.

This quotation can be heard in the twenty-third episode of season four, entitled "Rites of Spring".

Answer: Jupiter

Dorothy made this rather mean quip during the girls' attempts to lose weight in preparation for an upcoming beach party. Indeed many comical quotations were passed around during this particular episode, as the women struggled to avoid tempting treats in order to fit into their swimming costumes.

Like the quotation mentioned in the previous question, this quotation can also be heard in the twenty-third episode of season four, entitled "Rites of Spring".

Answer: "I thought you were old."

Ever the bubble head, Rose responded with this gem as she was welcomed into Miles' home, where she had been invited to attend a party with some of his friends, who were all college professors.

This quotation can be heard in the sixth episode of season five, entitled "Dancing in the Dark".