More Or Less Essential Bavarian Quiz

Answer: "Preiß" or "Breiß"

For historical reasons, Prussians and Bavarians never really got along. The small fact that the Kingdom of Prussia no longer exists does not stop Bavarians to keep thinking of it as the "enemy". Of course, this should not be taken too literally. Bavarians just have a peculiar sense of humor and do not take themselves too seriously.

Otherwise it would be hard to explain how an oxymoron such as "Saupreiß, italienischer!" (roughly: "Darned Italian Prussian") could be genuinely meant as an offense. The Bavarian art of swearing is, however, a bottomless topic and could probably fill a subcategory of its own.

Answer: "Wies'n"

"Wies'n" comes from "Wiese" ("meadow") and refers to the location where the Oktoberfest is set up, the Theresienwiese.
"Häusl" ("little house") refers to a toilet, typically a public one.
"Gaudi" is Bavarian for "fun", and a "Dult" is another type of market or fair, but not of the same proportions as the Oktoberfest.

Answer: "A Maß"

"Maß" (pronounced like the English "must" without the "t") actually denotes the unit, i.e. the liter, but has come to mean "a liter of beer in a stein". The other options all refer to beer as well:
"A Hoibe", or "eine Halbe" in High German, is half a liter; "a Häis" ("ein Helles") is pale beer (lager), and "a Dunggls" ("ein Dunkles") is dark beer.

Answer: "One, two, drink up!"

Some bandleaders will count to three instead of two; both versions are accepted, so to speak.
If you chose "It's tapped", you were at least on the right track: This is what the mayor of Munich exclaims when he taps the first barrel of beer during the opening ceremony of the Oktoberfest. That is always a big event, and the newspapers will never fail to tell you how many times the mayor had to swing the wooden hammer to drive the tap into the barrel. Anything above three is embarassing. The Bavarian for "It's tapped!" is "Ozapft is!"

Answer: "Spezi"

Spezi, the drink, is a mixture of coke and orange lemonade. It is another typical drink in Bavaria and usually the first choice for children in beer gardens and restaurants. "Spezi" or "Spezl" also means "friend" or "buddy" ("mate" if you're British), and is only used for boys, not girls.
"Russ" literally means "Russian" and is yet another drink, namely a shandy of white (wheat) beer and lemonade. "Gspritzter" is spritzer (wine and mineral water), and "Gustl" is the affectionate nickname of the Augustiner beer type and a short form of the name August.

Answer: "shandy" (beer and lemonade) and "cyclist"

A summer trip to the beer garden is lovely, but since most beer gardens sell the beer only in one-liter size ("Maß"), it is not a bad idea to get a Maß of Radler instead. It is lighter, more refreshing, and will not get to your head so quickly. That does not mean you shouldn't drink responsibly, of course. And pick a beer garden you can reach on foot or by public transport so you don't have to drive.

Answer: "Dirndl"

"Dirndl" is also a Bavarian term for "girl". They are becoming very fashionable again, and every store in Bavaria will have them during Oktoberfest. Beware, though, as a modern, black-and-pink, barely-knee-length dirndl doesn't look much like the traditional ones anymore. If you want a real one, you'll have to go to a special store and prepare to spend a lot of money.
The apron of a dirndl is tied on the left if you're single, on the right if you're married, and in the back if you're a widow, a waitress, or a child.
As for the other options: A "Haferl" is a large coffee mug; a "Stamperl" is a shot glass, and "Sackl" means "little sack" and can be used for a wallet or perhaps public funds.

Answer: idiot

"Depp" is the universal term of abuse in Bavaria and is usually combined with an adjective such as "damisch" or "sakrisch". I'm pretty sure that somebody must have told Johnny Depp by now what his name means in the south of Germany, and I'm hoping he finds it amusing.

Answer: Hendl

A "halbes Hendl" (a half chicken) is a popular meal in beer gardens, but you usually buy it there and do not bring it with you. Some beer gardens will only allow you to bring cold dishes, anyway.
A "Brez'n" is a pretzel; "Obatzta" (literally, "squished together") is a specially garnished cream cheese, and "Radi" is radish, typically cut in spirals and salted.

Answer: "Grüß Gott" and "Servus"

"Grüß Gott" is the shortened form of "Grüß dich Gott" ("May God greet you"), but the shortened form actually sounds like the imperative (something like "Give my love to God"). Northerners (or "Prussians", as you've learned) are sometimes irritated by that and will snappily reply, "If I see Him, I will".
"Servus" is a traditional friendly greeting that can be used for both salutation and goodbye. Variations of it can be found all over Central and Eastern Europe.
As for the other options: "Pfiat eana" (formal form) and "Pfiat di" (informal form) are both used for goodbye only and literally mean "May God keep you".
"I mog nimma" means "I don't want to anymore", and the closest equivalent for "Is scho recht" is probably a sarcastic/laconic "Yeah, right...".
"Griaß di" (High German: "Grüß dich") simply means "Greetings", but "Schleich di" is more along the lines of "Get lost".