"South Park" - "Cow Days" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Hawaii or Tahiti

When they won the game show, though, they were told their prize was a trip to South Park, just in time for Cow Days! Needless to say, Tom and Mary were less than thrilled.

Answer: Jennifer Love Hewitt

The man running the booth told the boys that all they had to do was throw a ball through Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth and they'd win a doll. They paid $5 for three balls, and after Cartman missed twice, Kyle threw a ball which hit her right in the mouth, but didn't go through the hole because the ball was too big.

Instead of giving up on the scam booth, though, Kyle determined to get more money and try again!

Answer: no

Jimbo announced the event and reminded the crowd of the danger involved, pointing out that three people had died the previous year. When they opened the gate, the crowd started running away from the cows, but the animals didn't budge. One man, checking over his shoulder while running, impaled himself on a shattered phone pole.

It seemed quite likely that any deaths the previous year were caused by crowd chaos rather than by the cows themselves!

Answer: cotton candy

After Kyle got money from his mom to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls, Cartman convinced the boys to go on the Chamber of Farts ride. They were pretty disappointed, as it just took them through a building with life-sized dolls emitting noisy gas. Then Cartman got them into line for another seemingly popular ride, but the line itself turned out to be the main attraction of the aptly-named Line Ride.

When a woman offered to sell Cartman a photograph commemorating his "fun" time on the Line Ride, he forked over some more money.

When the boys finally made it back to the ball-toss booth, they didn't have enough money for another round of balls!

Answer: shenanigans

Kyle declared Shenanigans on the operator because he realized the balls were too big to fit through the mouth hole. Officer Barbrady, hearing "Shenanigans" being declared, stepped over to the booth to look into the matter. Realizing he might have gotten in over his head, the operator gave Kyle another chance, quickly switching out the balls to give him one that would fit.

When the ball went right through the mouth, Officer Barbrady chastised Kyle for "declaring Shenanigans on innocent people!"

Answer: snowball

Kyle threw the snowball at the bull's genitals, which brought about an immediate change in mood from the animal. He started bucking wildly and quickly threw Cartman off. The boys took Cartman to the hospital, where they were told that his head injury was making him think he was a "Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li."

Answer: jumped off a cliff

One cow walked to the edge of the cliff and looked over contemplatively before hurtling herself off. Then all the other cows made their way to the cliff and jumped off one by one as the FBI and Jimbo looked on helplessly. Jimbo couldn't believe what he was seeing, and the FBI agent marveled, "This is the first mass cow suicide I've seen in... at least eight months."

Answer: yes

After Cartman won the bull-riding money, the boys returned to the ball-toss booth and told the operator that they had $5000 to spend on balls in order to win the dolls. The man offered to just "trade" the $5000 for the dolls, which the boys were thrilled about! Their glee quickly subsided, though, when the dolls fell apart in their hands and they realized they really were just "cheap rip-offs." Kyle declared Shenanigans again, and this time the entire town got in on the action!

Answer: brooms

The carnival people had no idea what was going on, but the townspeople each grabbed a broom and started beating the carnies!

Answer: Leonardo DiCaprio

Cartman's head injury made him think the actual events of the previous day had just been a dream. DiCaprio's limo even pulled up next to the bus stop so he could say goodbye to "Ming Li!"