"Women and Children First" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Marmaduke

While reading the newspaper, Jack says, "Will. What does this word mean?" He shows Will the word and Will says, "Marmaduke. It's not a word, it's a cartoon dog." Jack tells him, "Ok. Use it in a sentence." Will says, "Marmaduke, you're an idiot." Jack then says, "Well, I've been using it wrong."

Answer: babysitter

After reuniting with Sissy, Jack says, "So like, you always seemed like one of those people who had the brains and the looks to do anything they put their mind to. What amazing things have you been doing?" Sissy says, "Still babysitting. But now I have my braces off."

Answer: Saddam Hussein's

While the others are complaining about their husbands, Karen says, "Oh, you wanna play this game? My half-ton husband spent 13 months in prison, met some hussy in the cafeteria. Now they're shacked up at my mansion, sharing the bed we used to make rabid love in." Grace then says, "If you're playing 'whose husband is worse' with Karen, don't play for money. She's still collecting from Linda Hussein."

Answer: gum

When Rosario gives Karen the bowl, Karen says, "Oh, my mood stabilizer party mix. Uppers, downers, and candy corn. And don't tell my doctor, he's trying to get me off sugar."

Answer: Froot Loops

Sissy tells Will, "I just put Jack down for his nap, and I don't need you out here yelling like the wild man from Borneo." Will says, "We're, like, 40. So, do you think you could stop talking to me like I'm a cub scout?" Sissy says, "Look, Jack was a little overactive today. He ate two bowls of Froot Loops and twirled himself to tears." Will then says, "Interesting. Could you tell the fruit to get his loop out here? We're going to the movies."

Answer: an orphan's

Grace hesitates on asking Karen for advice, so Karen says, "Honey, I understand. You think that just because my marriage failed, that I have nothing to offer." Grace says, "You have things to offer. You would be the first person I'd call, if I wanted to hurt an orphan's feelings." Karen says, "Well, I know more about marriage than any of these girls ever will. And if you wanted my opinion, I would tell you to grow a set, pick up the phone, and call that no-good, do-good husband of yours and tell him how you feel. That you're sitting here, home alone, pissed off, while he's out there giving free boob jobs to hyenas! But you don't care what I think, so I'm outta here!" She then picks up her bowl of pills and says, "And I'm taking this with me. I'm certainly not leaving $3,000 worth of snacks where I'm not appreciated."

Answer: a grown man

When Jack asks Will if he thinks there's something odd about his relationship with Sissy, Will says, "You're an adult, Jack." Jack whines and says, "Well, I don't wanna be an adult anymore! It's very hard! Sissy takes care of me. She makes me feel good. She cuts the crusts off my sammiches." Will says, "Jack, you're a grown man. A grown man does not need a babysitter." Jack is offended and says, "How dare you call me a grown man!"

Answer: Inch by inch

Will tells Sissy he's got a lot of work to do. Sissy says, "Well, you know, that's one way of looking at it. But there is another way." She then sings, "Inch by inch, foot by foot, it won't take long with the homework song. You do one task, that's all we ask, you do one more, and you get another s'more." Will says, "Well, when you say it like that, it does seem totally doable." After some coaxing, Will sings too, "Case by case, tort by tort, sign and stamp, Hey, I finished one report. Foot by foot, mile by mile, perhaps I should try the McKendrick file."

Answer: $4 or $5

After Will calls Jack a Sissy-holic, Jack says, "Alright, alright. So what if I am hooked on my babysitter? It's a hard-candy world out there, and sometimes this fella needs a little break. So if I have to pay someone $4 or $5 an hour to help me get through it, then it's worth it." Sissy then says, "Actually, Jack, I make $40 an hour." Jack then says, "Good-bye, Sissy. I don't need you anymore."

Answer: Grace Adler

Karen says, "I'd like to propose a little toastess to the hostess. Here's to our little girl. You're kind. You buy clothes from stores that otherwise would never be able to sell them. But you know what I think speaks gallons about you? The quality of the women you attract. Honey, look around you. Look around. Huh? Perky little pregnant Ellen. Juicy Julie with her jolly jugs. My maid. And me, your best gal pal and ultimate fantasy lay. And we're all here because of you, honey. Grace Adler." Grace gets tearful and says, "Oh, god. You know my name."