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Quiz about The Crummy Car Club
Quiz about The Crummy Car Club

The Crummy Car Club Trivia Quiz


My high school's "Crummy Car Club" was founded by the theology teacher, who had named his 80's-vintage Volvo station wagon "The Womb of Suffering" after a line in the Bhagavad-Gita. Enjoy this eclectic quiz!

A multiple-choice quiz by pu2-ke-qi-ri. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
pu2-ke-qi-ri
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
237,860
Updated
Jul 23 22
# Qns
10
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Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
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588
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Question 1 of 10
1. What attributes doth make a car crummy? Just to make sure we're on the same page, let's take some examples from the German movie "Im Juli" (2000). Our fearless hero makes use of several cars, some of which could undoubtedly be described as "crummy." Which of them is NOT a crummy car? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. As the Funtrivia blog page states, "The English language is vast and magnificent." They were talking about word choice in blogging, but the statement is no less true for synonyms for crummy cars. There are plenty of creative words for crummy cars. Which of these is NOT one of them? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Forbes magazine put out an article titled "The worst American cars of 2006." Of course, they had to come up with various categories of competition. Which of these attributes was a category? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. These cars are a thing of beauty. They are glorious in their boxiness, resplendent in their black trim, ballerina-like in their tight turning radius, and speak fluent Swedish. What type of car would I be thinking of? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. As the story goes, some automotive executives tried to market this car in Mexico. Unfortunately, in Spanish, its name translates to "Doesn't Go." Which car would this be? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. The name of this Czech-made car company means "pity" in Czech. So, if you're saying, "It's a [this type of car]," you're really saying, "It's a pity"! Somewhat appropriate, as these cars didn't have a very good image in the Communist days of Czecoslovakia. Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. One of my dad's friends had a car which he used to take to the hardware store. It was a crummy car, because it was really old, but he loved it because it didn't have any back seats and had an extra-long bed that was great for bringing home lumber. Hey, it even had rollers on the bed! What kind of car was this? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. As Buddhists say, expectation causes suffering. This next car isn't necessarily crummy, unless you make it out to be something it isn't. Another one of my dad's friends (car nuts who are engineers), wanted to refit his car to be a Mustang beater! He spent several months and several thousand dollars trying to achieve his goal of beating a Mustang in a drag race. The drag race came, and the Mustang, predictably, won. This Japanese-built car is known for being economical, reliable and dependable, but not the most exciting car you've ever dreamed of owning. Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. The band the "Austin Lounge Lizards" have a great song about a certain type of vehicle which my teenaged cousin feels is distinctly uncool. In the popular imagination, this type of vehicle is driven by mothers ferrying around loads of screaming, sticky-fingered tots. What's the name of the Austin Lounge Lizards song? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. In the cartoon Zits, the teenaged Jeremy and his friend Hector have an ongoing project to repair a VW van. This van has flowers painted all over it and looks like it should have stayed in the '60s. Its repair record looks like it should have stayed in the '60's, too. One day, Jeremy and Hector do get the car up and running. How do they accomplish this? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. What attributes doth make a car crummy? Just to make sure we're on the same page, let's take some examples from the German movie "Im Juli" (2000). Our fearless hero makes use of several cars, some of which could undoubtedly be described as "crummy." Which of them is NOT a crummy car?

Answer: A new black Mercedes-Benz. Sure, there's a corpse in the trunk, but at least the seats are clean.

I hope you chose correctly on that one. This movie is also graced by a crummy car chase. A really mad guy in a really old and yuckky car tries to chase down the crazed owner of the aforementioned Yugoslavian van. The two vehicles limp and cough their way through narrow streets, until the pursuing car runs out of gas, and the van ends up in a police blockade.

In the words of the driver of the van, "Ooops!"
2. As the Funtrivia blog page states, "The English language is vast and magnificent." They were talking about word choice in blogging, but the statement is no less true for synonyms for crummy cars. There are plenty of creative words for crummy cars. Which of these is NOT one of them?

Answer: Muscle car

A muscle car is a really slick and powerful car. A lemon is a car that breaks down badly and often. There are actually "lemon laws" on the books to protect people from cars like that. Maybe. Clunkers and jalopies are really old and beat-up cars, as are "beaters," which are old, beat-up cars you buy just to drive to places where you expect they might get even more beat up.
3. Forbes magazine put out an article titled "The worst American cars of 2006." Of course, they had to come up with various categories of competition. Which of these attributes was a category?

Answer: Least safe car

The categories were actually "Worst expected depreciation" (Dodge Sprinter van, Ford Crown Victoria sedan, Mercury Grand Marquis sedan, Pontiac Grand Prix sedan), "Least environmentally friendly" (Ford E-Series van), "Least Fuel-Efficient" (Dodge Durango SUV, Dodge Ram 1500 pickup), "Least reliable" (Buick Terraza minivan, Chevrolet Uplander minivan, Pontiac SV6 minivan, Saturn Relay minivan), "Least safe" (Saturn Ion coupe and sedan), and "Least satisfying" (Ford Ranger pickup with two-wheel drive). You have been warned!
4. These cars are a thing of beauty. They are glorious in their boxiness, resplendent in their black trim, ballerina-like in their tight turning radius, and speak fluent Swedish. What type of car would I be thinking of?

Answer: 80s-vintage Volvos

I have cultivated an appreciation for 80's Volvos all of my life. After all, this was the only kind of car my parents would drive. Plus, 80's Volvos were also the car of choice at my high school. There was the Womb of Suffering mentioned in the introduction. My friend painted the inside of her station wagon with finger paint.

But now, alas, Volvo has left the tradition of boxiness and gone on to make luxury cars. Turbo-powered station wagon, anyone?
5. As the story goes, some automotive executives tried to market this car in Mexico. Unfortunately, in Spanish, its name translates to "Doesn't Go." Which car would this be?

Answer: Chevy Nova

Apparently, the story isn't true, because "no va," which means "doesn't go," is a completely different word from "nova," which means the same thing as it does in English. I have also heard that the Ford Pinto suffered an unfortunate marketing fate in Latin America, because "pinto" is slang for "balls." I hope I don't find out that this isn't true! I'm running out of funny car name stories!
6. The name of this Czech-made car company means "pity" in Czech. So, if you're saying, "It's a [this type of car]," you're really saying, "It's a pity"! Somewhat appropriate, as these cars didn't have a very good image in the Communist days of Czecoslovakia.

Answer: Skoda

Now that Skoda (it should have a hacek over the s, so it's pronounced "shkoda") has become a subsidiary of Volkswagen, its cars have become decent and reliable, thus ending the Skoda's reputation as the butt of many jokes. But the name remains!
7. One of my dad's friends had a car which he used to take to the hardware store. It was a crummy car, because it was really old, but he loved it because it didn't have any back seats and had an extra-long bed that was great for bringing home lumber. Hey, it even had rollers on the bed! What kind of car was this?

Answer: Hearse

"Perhaps owing to the morbid nature of the hearse," Wikipedia blandly states, "its luxurious accommodations for the driver, or both, the hearse has a number of enthusiasts who own and drive retired hearses." Apparently these include Neil Young and Tony Stewart. I might also point out that the site www.hearsedriver.com, "Photos, chat room, and links for current and aspiring hearse drivers," looks more than a little morbid!
8. As Buddhists say, expectation causes suffering. This next car isn't necessarily crummy, unless you make it out to be something it isn't. Another one of my dad's friends (car nuts who are engineers), wanted to refit his car to be a Mustang beater! He spent several months and several thousand dollars trying to achieve his goal of beating a Mustang in a drag race. The drag race came, and the Mustang, predictably, won. This Japanese-built car is known for being economical, reliable and dependable, but not the most exciting car you've ever dreamed of owning.

Answer: Honda Civic

After the bitter defeat, my dad's friend went on to spend another several months and several thousand dollars refitting his Civic to be a Mustang beater. On the second drag race challenge, the owner of the Mustang said that the Civic would have to beat his wife's Cadillac before it could take on the Mustang. Guess what? The Cadillac won. If the owner of the Civic has a wife, she must be a saint.
9. The band the "Austin Lounge Lizards" have a great song about a certain type of vehicle which my teenaged cousin feels is distinctly uncool. In the popular imagination, this type of vehicle is driven by mothers ferrying around loads of screaming, sticky-fingered tots. What's the name of the Austin Lounge Lizards song?

Answer: Hey, Little Minivan

It's from their album "Employee of the Month," which features a hamster running in a hamster wheel on the cover. "Hey Little Minivan" is sung by a guy who used to have a hot muscle car, but now is extolling the virtues of his minivan:
"Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
She's got an automatic tranny with overdrive,
and the radio's tuned to Magic 95
She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas,
And I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics class
She's got her headlights on both night and day,
She's the most practical value in the USA
She's got cruise control, ABS & EFI, I keep her Michelins at 32 psi..."

Really funny, and to the tune of some Beach Boys song!
10. In the cartoon Zits, the teenaged Jeremy and his friend Hector have an ongoing project to repair a VW van. This van has flowers painted all over it and looks like it should have stayed in the '60s. Its repair record looks like it should have stayed in the '60's, too. One day, Jeremy and Hector do get the car up and running. How do they accomplish this?

Answer: "Borrow" the wheels off Jeremy's parents' car

I think they managed to coax the old hulk into a slow little trip around the block. But, woe is me, I can't remember how the adventure ended, and if or how the parents found out! Well, what do you expect? That's my crummy ending to a crummy car quiz!
Source: Author pu2-ke-qi-ri

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