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"NCIS": DiNozzo-isms Trivia Quiz

We have all heard "Ziva-isms" during the series, but have you noticed the "DiNozzo-isms"?

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
319,091

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
2711

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

Last 3 plays: Guest 174 (5/10), Guest 75 (5/10), Guest 1 (3/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. According to Tony, you should "never date a woman that ______ more than you do". Hint

farts

eats

snores

can bench press

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Question 2 of 10

2. Tony: "That's the wacky nature of these cases. They're sort of like cheap ________. You think they're closed and then BAM! You hit a curb, lose a wheel and they open up all over again."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 3 of 10

3. Tony to McGee: "I am the ______
______. You are the Padawan Learner".

Answer: (2 words: 4 letters, 6 Letters)

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Question 4 of 10

4. Tony to Ziva: "I'm a white male between the ages of 18 and 49 with a gun. I AM the _________
________".

Answer: (2 words: 8 letters starts with "A" , 5 letters starts with "D")

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Question 5 of 10

5. Tony to McGee: "That's like a yoga position. Upside down _______". Hint

dolphin

walrus

gopher

manatee

6. Tony, pretending to be a news anchor: "In a tragic story of obsessive hobbying turned deadly, an NCIS Agent was discovered in his basement crushed between a large, homemade boat and an even larger bottle of ________". Hint

wood glue

gun cleaner

soap

bourbon

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Question 7 of 10

7. Tony to McGee (talking about Ziva): "Don't worry McScout, we got our Mossad ______ dog. Bark once for yes".
Hint

attack

tracking

guard

hunting

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Question 8 of 10

8. Gibbs: "You sound tired, DiNozzo".
Tony: "We're following _____ , even the dogs are tired".
Hint

you

Ziva

a Marine

a park ranger

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Question 9 of 10

9. Ziva: "I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted".
Tony: "I tried but the _______ of blaring car horns kept me awake". Hint

band

orchestra

quartet

marching band

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Question 10 of 10

10. TSA Agent in airport: "NCIS. Is that anything like CSI?"
Tony: "Only if you're _______ ". Hint

stupid

an idiot

illiterate

dyslexic

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. According to Tony, you should "never date a woman that ______ more than you do".

Answer: eats

This "DiNozzo-ism" is actually said by McGee after Tony asks him about one of his dating rules.

2. Tony: "That's the wacky nature of these cases. They're sort of like cheap ________. You think they're closed and then BAM! You hit a curb, lose a wheel and they open up all over again."

Answer: luggage

This quote is from the episode "Agent Afloat" when Tony is talking to the Doctor aboard the USS Seahawk about the sailor that supposedly jumped overboard.

3. Tony to McGee: "I am the ______ ______. You are the Padawan Learner".

Answer: Jedi Master

This quote is from the episode "Capitol Offense". Tony tells this to McGee as he sweeps a stream with a metal detector looking for the weapon that killed the female sailor. Of course, McGee ends up falling in the stream.

4. Tony to Ziva: "I'm a white male between the ages of 18 and 49 with a gun. I AM the _________ ________".

Answer: American Dream

This is from the season 7 episode "Outlaws and In-Laws". To become a Special Agent, Ziva has to become a US citizen. After a comment from Tony, Ziva asks him what he knows about the American Dream. This quote was his reply.

5. Tony to McGee: "That's like a yoga position. Upside down _______".

Answer: manatee

This quote is from the season 7 episode "The Inside Man".

Answer: bourbon

This is from the season 6 episode called "Dead Reckoning". Tony finishes his crack at Gibbs by adding, "film at eleven".

7. Tony to McGee (talking about Ziva): "Don't worry McScout, we got our Mossad ______ dog. Bark once for yes".

Answer: hunting

This quote is from the season 6 episode "Dagger". After this comment, Ziva growls back at Tony.

8. Gibbs: "You sound tired, DiNozzo". Tony: "We're following _____ , even the dogs are tired".

Answer: Ziva

This is from the season 5 episode "Lost & Found". During this episode, the team was tracking a trained survivalist through the woods. Ziva and Gibbs apparently have quite a physical advantage over Tony and McGee.

9. Ziva: "I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted". Tony: "I tried but the _______ of blaring car horns kept me awake".

Answer: orchestra

This is from the season 5 episode "Lost & Found". After Tony's complaint, she reminds him that they made good time.

10. TSA Agent in airport: "NCIS. Is that anything like CSI?" Tony: "Only if you're _______ ".

Answer: dyslexic

This quote is from the series premier episode "Yankee White". It is a constant source of annoyance to Tony that most people have never heard of "NCIS", let alone what it stands for or what it does.

Source: Author TRNchick

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