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1. "Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E..."
Which southern songbird spelt out her feelings on a marriage break-up?
2. "A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short." Which vertically challenged actor said that of a divorce settlement?
3. From the 'no such thing as bad publicity department', which movie star said: "In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity"?
4. From the 'I bet he puts it in a movie' department: Which filmmaker noted for directing award-winning movies about Vietnam said: "Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major"?
5. Heeeeeere's a divorce quote: According to one Emmy-winning, US talk show host: "The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." Who said it?
6. Good Morning Alimony: Which funnyman turned actor said: "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet"?
7. He was born to be king, she was a lady who became a princess and the darling of the paparazzi. Which England's Rose said: "I am never going to get divorced, and that's that"?
8. From the 'silver lining to every cloud' department, which Hungarian-born actress said "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
9. Many men moan about the amount of alimony they have to pay the wives they divorce. Which native New Yorker sang about a cracklin' Rosie and a sweet Caroline but married neither; then handed over $150m to an ex-wife declaring: "She's worth every penny"?
10. One divorce may seem like misfortune, two like carelessness, but three...? Which English funnyman actor with a funny walk said after his third divorce: "American women: can't afford to live with them. Can't afford to pay them $2 million a year"?
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