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1. "Doc, I was watching Miss Piggy on the Muppets and she became all bleary, what is wrong with me?"
"You have viral conjunctivitis and need a new outlook on life."
Your patient has which of these?
2. "Doc, I feel like it is snowing even in July. I am itching to know what is wrong with me."
"You have pityriasis simplex capillitii and not every woman needs a little black dress."
Your patient has what?
3. "Doc, late afternoon this dark shadow comes over me and I become afraid of making rash decisions. What do I have?"
"You have pseudofolliculitis barbae, so stay away from sharp edges."
Your patient has which of these?
4. "Doc, every morning when brushing my teeth, I see spots before my eyes. What do I have?"
"You have ephelides, get screened for it and wear a big hat."
What does your patient have?
5. "Doc, I have had this fear of being seen in sandals. What is wrong with me?"
"You have onychocryptosis, were you hit on the head or something?"
Your patient has what?
6. "Doc, I feel as I grow older, I am feeling the cold more, especially when I don't wear a hat."
"You have androgenic alopecia, why don't you buy a a headscarf?"
What's the affliction?
7. "Doc, all my life I have missed the complete joy of grilled meat, coffee, bread or cinnamon rolls. What causes this suffering that I endure?"
"You have congenital anosmia, so just add two cents to the complaint box."
What's the problem?
8. "Doc, it comes and goes, and it is not hurting but I am aware of it. My hands and feet are affected. Is it curable?"
"You have leukonychia punctata, and to say it can be cured is a lie."
Your patient has which of these?
9. "Doc, it is not funny and why I look so serious. I get rid of it and it comes back. Can you help me?"
"You have synophrys, accept it and get that frown off your face."
What does your patient have?
10. "Doc, I went to the lake for a picnic, now I have this all over me. Can you get rid of it?"
"You have verruca vulgaris and if you play, you have to pay royally."
What's the problem?
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