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2.9/10 'What's My Line?' Quotes Quiz

This entire quiz is dedicated to the two part episode 'What's My Line?'

A multiple-choice quiz by Gamemaster1967. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
Gamemaster1967

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
64,249

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
25

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
18 / 25

Plays
2331

Last 3 plays: Guest 173 (24/25), Guest 77 (19/25), Guest 31 (10/25).

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 25

1. 'Keep your hole shut!' Who said it? Hint

Xander

Giles

Buffy

Spike

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Question 2 of 25

2. Who said this to Xander?
'What am I? Mass transportation?'
Hint

Cordelia

Giles

Willow

Jenny

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Question 3 of 25

3. 'You've been a very bad daddy.'
Who said this and to whom are they speaking to? Hint

Angel to Spike

Buffy to Oz

Jenny to Giles

Drusilla to Angel

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Question 4 of 25

4. 'I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it.'
Who said it? Hint

Buffy

Giles

Willow

Jenny

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Question 5 of 25

5. 'That's a tense person.'
Who did Oz say this about? Hint

Angel

Giles

Buffy

Spike

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Question 6 of 25

6. 'No, it's a statistical impossibility for a 16 year old girl to unplug her phone.' Did Kendra say this?

Yes

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Question 7 of 25

7. 'No wonder you died.' Which slayer said this? Hint

Buffy

Kennedy

Faith

Kendra

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Question 8 of 25

8. 'Is murder always a crime?'
Who said this in reference to Cordelia? Hint

Xander

Jenny

Angel

Kendra

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Question 9 of 25

9. Did Willow say this?
'Don't warn the tadpoles!'

Yes

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Question 10 of 25

10. 'Note to self: Religion, freaky.' Who said it?

Answer: (first name only, she's a slayer)

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Question 11 of 25

11. 'I don't do worms.' Who said this? Hint

Cordelia

Angel

Kendra

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Question 12 of 25

12. Who says the following line?
'But Ho Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process.' Hint

Giles

Xander

Wesley

Jonathan

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Question 13 of 25

13. 'It's a little more complicated than that John Wayne.'
Who did Buffy say this to?

Answer: (first name, she's a slayer)

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Question 14 of 25

14. 'My black goddess.' Who said this about Drusilla? Hint

Angelus

Buffy

Spike

Drusilla herself

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Question 15 of 25

15. 'I'm living right Angel.' Tell me which shifty bar keep said that.

Answer: (first name only... starts with a W)

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Question 16 of 25

16. 'Thanks for the wake-up, but I'll stick with my clock radio.' Did Buffy say this to Angel?

Yes

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Question 17 of 25

17. Who said, 'we are not going to be young forever'? Hint

Willow

Xander

Buffy

Snyder

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Question 18 of 25

18. 'Give us some peace! Can't you see we're working?'
Who did Spike say this to? Hint

Angelus

Buffy

Xander

Drusilla

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Question 19 of 25

19. 'Hello, and welcome to Planet Pocket Protector.' Who said it? Hint

Cordelia

Xander

Buffy

Spike

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Question 20 of 25

20. 'What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid?' Whose quip was this? Hint

Kendra

Xander

Jenny

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Question 21 of 25

21. 'As long as he's not smelly, dirty, or something gross.' Which rich, snobby, almost Scooby said this? Hint

Jenny

Anya

Cordelia

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Question 22 of 25

22. 'Do I like shrubs?' Who did Buffy ask this question of? Hint

Willow

her mom, Joyce

Giles

Xander

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Question 23 of 25

23. 'Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event.'
Who did Snyder say this line to? Hint

Xander

Willow

Giles

Kendra

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Question 24 of 25

24. 'I'll dance with you on the slayer's grave.' Did Spike say this to Drusilla?

Yes

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Question 25 of 25

25. 'All monkeys are French.' Who said this? Hint

Snyder

Spike

Wyclef Jean

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. 'Keep your hole shut!' Who said it?

Answer: Spike

He said it to Angel.

2. Who said this to Xander? 'What am I? Mass transportation?'

Answer: Cordelia

She says this to Xander after driving him over to Buffy's house to check up on her.

3. 'You've been a very bad daddy.' Who said this and to whom are they speaking to?

Answer: Drusilla to Angel

She says this after she spends hours torturing him.

4. 'I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it.' Who said it?

Answer: Buffy

She was talking to Xander and Willow about Career Day.

5. 'That's a tense person.' Who did Oz say this about?

Answer: Buffy

He says this to himself after Buffy grabs him by the throat and pins him to the wall.

6. 'No, it's a statistical impossibility for a 16 year old girl to unplug her phone.' Did Kendra say this?

Answer: No

Xander was talking to Giles about Buffy not answering her phone.

7. 'No wonder you died.' Which slayer said this?

Answer: Kendra

Buffy:'I don't take orders. I do things my way.'
Kendra:'No wonder you died.'
Kendra is played by Bianca Lawson. Bianca was also in the movies "A Feast of All Saints" and "Bones".

8. 'Is murder always a crime?' Who said this in reference to Cordelia?

Answer: Xander

Of course it's Xander. He loved to hate her the most.

9. Did Willow say this? 'Don't warn the tadpoles!'

Answer: Yes

Willow shouts this as she is awakened by Giles. She explains to him that she has frog fear.

10. 'Note to self: Religion, freaky.' Who said it?

Answer: Buffy

She says this to herself as she and Giles explore Du Lac's tomb. Wasn't Dulac the name of Farquad's kingdom in "Shrek"?

11. 'I don't do worms.' Who said this?

Answer: Cordelia

I don't blame her one bit!

12. Who says the following line? 'But Ho Hos are a vital part of my cognitive process.'

Answer: Xander

He says this to Buffy as she leaves the gang to go meet Angel. Wesley isn't scheduled to appear for about a year.

13. 'It's a little more complicated than that John Wayne.' Who did Buffy say this to?

Answer: Kendra

Kendra only had one name. She died at the end of season two, her throat opened up by Drusilla.

14. 'My black goddess.' Who said this about Drusilla?

Answer: Spike

It was one of many nicknames he had for her. Spike turned out to be the resident nicknamer for Sunnydale residents in his tenure. Sawyer, played by Josh Holloway, is that way on "Lost".

15. 'I'm living right Angel.' Tell me which shifty bar keep said that.

Answer: Willy

He was trying to convince Angel he knew nothing about who called the Order of Taraka.

16. 'Thanks for the wake-up, but I'll stick with my clock radio.' Did Buffy say this to Angel?

Answer: No

She said it to Kendra, when Kendra found her at Angel's. They fought briefly and then both claimed to be slayers.

17. Who said, 'we are not going to be young forever'?

Answer: Willow

Buffy, Xander, and Willow were discussing their future careers.

18. 'Give us some peace! Can't you see we're working?' Who did Spike say this to?

Answer: Drusilla

He immediately apologized for shouting at her.

19. 'Hello, and welcome to Planet Pocket Protector.' Who said it?

Answer: Buffy

She was talking about the similarities between Giles and Kendra.

20. 'What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid?' Whose quip was this?

Answer: Xander

He was talking to Willow and Buffy.

21. 'As long as he's not smelly, dirty, or something gross.' Which rich, snobby, almost Scooby said this?

Answer: Cordelia

She says this while filling out her career questionnaire.

22. 'Do I like shrubs?' Who did Buffy ask this question of?

Answer: Willow

She was also filling out the career questionnaire.

23. 'Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event.' Who did Snyder say this line to?

Answer: Xander

Snyder did not ever have much going for him in his short term as their principal, but this line was excellent!

24. 'I'll dance with you on the slayer's grave.' Did Spike say this to Drusilla?

Answer: Yes

Spike said this to his beloved Dru, but they never had that celebration. He told Harmony in season five that he'd do a backstroke in the slayer's blood after his chip was removed. All Spike ever did do to the slayer was fall in love with her!

25. 'All monkeys are French.' Who said this?

Answer: Oz

At the end of the second episode they were discussing animal crackers, and Oz told Willow only the monkey gets to wear pants.

Source: Author Gamemaster1967

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