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Quiz about Cracking Good Jokes
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Cracking Good Jokes Trivia Quiz


One of my favorite comedians is Bill Maher, the provocative host of HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher". Maher cracks some of his best jokes during the show's "New Rules" segment, so I've selected ten of his best and put them into this quiz. Good luck!

A multiple-choice quiz by Lpez. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Author
Lpez
Time
7 mins
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Multiple Choice
Quiz #
396,050
Updated
Dec 03 21
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10
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Question 1 of 10
1. The October 16, 2020 episode of "Real Time" closed with Maher criticizing one of his favorite targets: religion. He said that the United States Supreme Court had too many Catholics, considering that they are only 20% of the population but occupied 7 out of 9 seats and that the fastest-growing religion was actually "nones" (referring to atheism).

Which of these Supreme Court Justices had been nominated by Republican President Donald Trump in 2020 to serve in the highest court, prompting Maher to make this segment about the judge and their faith community, the People of Praise?
Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. In August 2018, Maher used his editorial "New Rules" to criticize a growing group of supporters of then-President Donald Trump, claiming that "Republicans are now the conspiracy party". He referred to a mysterious figure at the center of a conspiracy theory who allegedly had a high security clearance and knew the secrets of the "deep state".

Maher then "revealed" that he was the leader of the movement, causing the audience to erupt in laughter. Which letter is associated with this conspiracy theory that Maher was mocking?
Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. In the first episode of the 2019 season of "Real Time", Maher commented on the effects of a recent government shutdown on many Americans who were classified as middle class but were facing severe economic issues from missing a paycheck. He explained that when he was younger, the middle-class family represented having two cars, only one breadwinner, and a vacation, but that "little by little, the middle class got squeezed", and middle-class families now needed two breadwinners to survive.

Maher compared this practice of slowly losing the benefits of being in the middle class to which of the following industries, known for adding fees to previously complimentary services?
Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Evangelical Christians are often targeted in jokes by the politically incorrect host. In March 2019, a week after the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) took place, Maher pointed out that many were alluding to then-president Donald Trump as "chosen by God", and were comparing him to a certain biblical figure.

Which of the following, who was a ruler of Persia and was known in part for his liberation of Jewish people from Babylon, was featured in this "Real Time" joke?
Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. The final New Rule for the September 13, 2019 episode of "Real Time" featured Bill ridiculing the practice of consumers rating and reviewing every service they receive, including platforms like Uber and Amazon and even experiences in airport bathrooms.

Which of the following products, sold by the brand Morton, did Bill use a review of to exemplify what he thinks is an absurd practice?
Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. One of Maher's trademark stances is his view that political correctness is harmful to a free-thinking society (in fact, he used to have a show called "Politically Incorrect"). In 2018, Maher said that every generation could be called the "what were you thinking?" generation because people do things that in the future will be judged as insensitive or plain bad, but that we get better over time and that is all that should matter.

This criticism stemmed from recent instances of media commentators revisiting "troubling" scenes from older movies and TV shows like "The Breakfast Club" and "Friends". Which other TV show did Bill mention in this segment alluding to its characters Apu and Lisa?
Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Bill Maher has been known to denounce obesity and ask Americans to eat in a more healthy way than they do. In September 2019, Bill caused controversy because he said "fat-shaming doesn't need to end, it needs to make a comeback". His argument was that people who smoke or drink excessively are not celebrated, so those who eat unhealthy amounts of food shouldn't be praised either.

Maher made a politically charged comparison between the refusal of conservatives to study gun violence as a public health issue and liberals not acknowledging the dangers of obesity, saying that the latter group had become the NRA (National Rifle Association) of which condiment that pairs well with sandwiches?
Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. In May 2017, Bill railed against tech companies like Facebook claiming that they were "selling an addictive product to children". He elaborated on the concept of "brain hacking" and how Silicon Valley companies purposefully design their products to be addictive. To which industry, also known for its addictive effects, did Maher compare social media? (Hint: he talked about Philip Morris in the segment.) Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. In June 2017, Bill used "New Rules" to propose a new holiday for single people: I Didn't Reproduce Day. One of his arguments was that not having children, though generally seen by society as something bad, had positive effects on the environment. Among other things, he said that not producing another child to consume valuable resources saved more than 9,000 tonnes of which element? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. In May 2019, Bill cracked one of my favorite jokes when he expressed his dismay about the Mueller Report failing to convince the American people that then-President Trump had committed impeachable offenses. The segment was hysterical mainly because of the unique way he turned his grievances into a thought-provoking and funny segment.

Bill made fun of the situation through ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), an internet trend that gained popularity in 2019. Which of the following best describes what Bill did for half of the segment, attempting to emulate ASMR?
Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. The October 16, 2020 episode of "Real Time" closed with Maher criticizing one of his favorite targets: religion. He said that the United States Supreme Court had too many Catholics, considering that they are only 20% of the population but occupied 7 out of 9 seats and that the fastest-growing religion was actually "nones" (referring to atheism). Which of these Supreme Court Justices had been nominated by Republican President Donald Trump in 2020 to serve in the highest court, prompting Maher to make this segment about the judge and their faith community, the People of Praise?

Answer: Amy Coney Barrett

Maher is an atheist and a known critic of religion, and even made a movie called "Religulous" examining religions like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. This time, he chose to examine the composition of the Supreme Court and concluded that the division between the judges wasn't necessarily political, but rather of a religious nature. He argued that 7 out of the 9 judges were Catholic, and wondered if that situation would be acceptable if the same proportion of justices were Jewish, or Muslim, or Buddhist.

Maher then went deeper into Amy Coney Barrett's past, including a statement to a graduating class of law students that said "a legal career is but a means to an end... building the kingdom of God", and a close look into the community where she was raised, the People of Praise. Barrett was confirmed by the Senate the week after this segment, taking the place of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who had recently passed away.
2. In August 2018, Maher used his editorial "New Rules" to criticize a growing group of supporters of then-President Donald Trump, claiming that "Republicans are now the conspiracy party". He referred to a mysterious figure at the center of a conspiracy theory who allegedly had a high security clearance and knew the secrets of the "deep state". Maher then "revealed" that he was the leader of the movement, causing the audience to erupt in laughter. Which letter is associated with this conspiracy theory that Maher was mocking?

Answer: Q

The QAnon or Q conspiracy theory first emerged in 2017, during the first year of Donald Trump's presidency. Though Trump didn't explicitly endorse the theory, he has been accused of amplifying these ideas through his Twitter account and speeches. Q became more associated with Trump in part because banners and merchandise promoting the theory started appearing with frequency in the former president's rallies and political events. QAnon has made several false statements and predictions, including one that Joe Biden would not be inaugurated in 2021 and instead would be arrested (which of course, did not happen).

Q became a common target for mockery on Bill Maher's "Real Time", and this was best shown on the August 10, 2018 episode. Maher said "there's nothing so ridiculous they won't swallow", speaking about the Q theory and how he is supposed to be a person who knows all the deep secrets of the government, including the involvement of several high-ranking officials like Hillary Clinton in pedophilia and worship of Satan. After the comedian exposed the many flaws of this conspiracy, he sarcastically pointed out that the only thing that could make sense is that "a Trump-loathing conservative baiter" was Q. Maher then revealed himself in a dark hoodie behind a laptop, and spoke with a distorted voice, asking Q believers to stay at home for the upcoming election.
3. In the first episode of the 2019 season of "Real Time", Maher commented on the effects of a recent government shutdown on many Americans who were classified as middle class but were facing severe economic issues from missing a paycheck. He explained that when he was younger, the middle-class family represented having two cars, only one breadwinner, and a vacation, but that "little by little, the middle class got squeezed", and middle-class families now needed two breadwinners to survive. Maher compared this practice of slowly losing the benefits of being in the middle class to which of the following industries, known for adding fees to previously complimentary services?

Answer: Airlines

The 2018-2019 U.S. government shutdown came mainly as a result of failed negotiations between President Donald Trump and Congress to fund the border wall proposal. Trump himself stated in an open meeting with Democratic leaders Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi that he would shut down the government if his wall between the U.S.-Mexico border wasn't appropriated funds. The shutdown had devastating effects on thousands of government workers who were furloughed, and many of whose livelihoods were at risk because they missed a single paycheck.

Maher commented on how the middle class didn't use to be as "desperate" and wouldn't have to depend on one paycheck to survive. He then compared the "middle-class squeeze" to what the airline industry has been doing for years: slowly removing benefits that travelers used to take for granted until consumers can do nothing about it. This includes less room between seats, lesser-quality in-flight food, and less spacious bathrooms. He also showed how airlines segmented their classes and how the airlines incrementally took away more perks like the free luggage allowance and even blankets.
4. Evangelical Christians are often targeted in jokes by the politically incorrect host. In March 2019, a week after the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) took place, Maher pointed out that many were alluding to then-president Donald Trump as "chosen by God", and were comparing him to a certain biblical figure. Which of the following, who was a ruler of Persia and was known in part for his liberation of Jewish people from Babylon, was featured in this "Real Time" joke?

Answer: King Cyrus

According to Maher, Evangelical Christians faced the problem that they wanted to support Trump but he "happened to be the least Christian person ever". As a result, Maher said, many Evangelicals began calling Trump a "modern-day King Cyrus". Cyrus was an ancient king of Persia who successfully took over Babylon and, unwittingly, liberated the Jews from captivity. Though Cyrus didn't necessarily intend to help the Jews, his actions allowed them to return to their homeland, so Cyrus was recognized as an "unwitting vessel for God's will" and praised in the Hebrew Bible.

Maher called Trump a "vessel for fried chicken" and criticized the metaphor that Trump was like Cyrus, because, among other things, the Republican would have to be a foreign leader for the metaphor to work.
5. The final New Rule for the September 13, 2019 episode of "Real Time" featured Bill ridiculing the practice of consumers rating and reviewing every service they receive, including platforms like Uber and Amazon and even experiences in airport bathrooms. Which of the following products, sold by the brand Morton, did Bill use a review of to exemplify what he thinks is an absurd practice?

Answer: Salt

In this editorial, Bill criticized the direction that society is going, which he labeled as "everyone rating everyone else". He pointed out that many companies now ask customers to fill out surveys, rate their services, and review them online, which he clearly finds annoying. Furthermore, he also blamed consumers for jumping on the trend of rating everything and gave the example of an Amazon review for Morton salt that read "I use daily with some food", causing both his panel and the audience to laugh.

He also mocked platforms like Uber and Yelp (using the restaurant Denny's as the butt of a joke when talking about the latter website) and the fact that airport bathrooms now ask travelers to rate their experiences before they leave.
6. One of Maher's trademark stances is his view that political correctness is harmful to a free-thinking society (in fact, he used to have a show called "Politically Incorrect"). In 2018, Maher said that every generation could be called the "what were you thinking?" generation because people do things that in the future will be judged as insensitive or plain bad, but that we get better over time and that is all that should matter. This criticism stemmed from recent instances of media commentators revisiting "troubling" scenes from older movies and TV shows like "The Breakfast Club" and "Friends". Which other TV show did Bill mention in this segment alluding to its characters Apu and Lisa?

Answer: The Simpsons

In light of movements like "Me Too", older films and shows were revisited since, according to critics, certain scenes previously perceived as funny are now inappropriate by modern standards. Maher kicked off the segment by talking about an article by Molly Ringwald where she revisited the movie "The Breakfast Club" and found some scenes with sexual content to be troubling. Maher said that people can't be blamed for not being "woke" (a term often used to refer to people concerned with social justice issues) when this concept didn't even exist before.

He then brought to light another controversy that involved "The Simpsons" and their portrayal of Apu, a stereotypical Indian who runs a convenience store. Bill quoted Lisa Simpson's response to the criticism: "something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect...what can you do?" Maher then mocked the clothes he used to wear a few decades ago and claimed that people can change and become better once they realize something is wrong, but that it is unfair to reevaluate past behaviors with current standards.
7. Bill Maher has been known to denounce obesity and ask Americans to eat in a more healthy way than they do. In September 2019, Bill caused controversy because he said "fat-shaming doesn't need to end, it needs to make a comeback". His argument was that people who smoke or drink excessively are not celebrated, so those who eat unhealthy amounts of food shouldn't be praised either. Maher made a politically charged comparison between the refusal of conservatives to study gun violence as a public health issue and liberals not acknowledging the dangers of obesity, saying that the latter group had become the NRA (National Rifle Association) of which condiment that pairs well with sandwiches?

Answer: Mayonnaise

Maher is notorious for speaking his mind even when his own audience will likely disagree with him and his opinions. In this edition of "New Rules", which was titled "The Fudge Report", Maher listed the many health issues caused by obesity and hypothesized that healthcare could be cheaper if Americans chose to live more healthy lifestyles. Maher's statements were certainly controversial and perhaps offensive to some since he openly mocked overweight people for their size. He dismissed the example of the weight loss program Weight Watchers changing its name to "WW" as a ridiculous attempt by "liberals" to mask the problem, which is why he compared the situation to the NRA, a gun rights advocacy group in the United States which is a prominent donor of many lawmakers, who in return argue against gun control laws.

Fellow TV host James Corden responded to Maher's segment (and in particular the claim that fat-shaming had to make a comeback) by saying that even though overweight people know they aren't healthy, shaming leads to nothing but depression and self-destructive behavior.
8. In May 2017, Bill railed against tech companies like Facebook claiming that they were "selling an addictive product to children". He elaborated on the concept of "brain hacking" and how Silicon Valley companies purposefully design their products to be addictive. To which industry, also known for its addictive effects, did Maher compare social media? (Hint: he talked about Philip Morris in the segment.)

Answer: Cigarettes

Maher criticized social media companies by calling their CEOs "tobacco farmers in t-shirts". He explained that checking the phone constantly for "likes" is today's equivalent of craving for another cigarette to get the nicotine hit. Bill expanded his scope to the whole of corporate America, saying that corporations are no longer satisfied with just selling a product, but make people addicted to them (then giving the example of processed foods being manufactured in labs with precise combinations that make them addictive rather than satisfying). Maher continuously pointed out the similarities between cigarette companies and social media companies, with both being the delivery system for an addictive substance (nicotine in the case of cigarettes and dopamine in social media's case). Maher closed with these words: "Philip Morris just wanted your lungs.

The App Store wants your soul".
9. In June 2017, Bill used "New Rules" to propose a new holiday for single people: I Didn't Reproduce Day. One of his arguments was that not having children, though generally seen by society as something bad, had positive effects on the environment. Among other things, he said that not producing another child to consume valuable resources saved more than 9,000 tonnes of which element?

Answer: Carbon

Bill has said many times that he likes being single and doesn't particularly enjoy being around children. In this funny segment, Bill pointed out that not bringing another child into the world was by far a better contribution to the environment than other ways of saving the Earth, such as electric cars or recycling.

He said that one single child increases a person's carbon legacy by over 9,000 tonnes, and then said (in a less serious way) that fewer children mean more slots in college campuses for existing children. Maher also showed numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that indicated single people in the U.S. were outnumbering those who were married and listed some health benefits that singles had over married couples (such as less heart disease and getting more exercise).
10. In May 2019, Bill cracked one of my favorite jokes when he expressed his dismay about the Mueller Report failing to convince the American people that then-President Trump had committed impeachable offenses. The segment was hysterical mainly because of the unique way he turned his grievances into a thought-provoking and funny segment. Bill made fun of the situation through ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), an internet trend that gained popularity in 2019. Which of the following best describes what Bill did for half of the segment, attempting to emulate ASMR?

Answer: Whispered into the microphone

The Mueller Report was authored by Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the former FBI Director who was appointed by Congress to investigate allegations of collusion and obstruction against President Donald Trump. The report had generated high expectations, especially for those who opposed Trump and hoped the report would prove his guilt. Maher thought that Mueller failed to "stop the madness" and clearly state Trump was guilty, even leading the comedian to say he was "broken" because Trump was getting away with everything.

In order to cope with all of this, Maher joked, he was experimenting with ASMR, an internet trend that consists of whispering and creating relaxing sounds into a microphone with objects like hairbrushes and crinkling paper. The phenomenon was so popular that it was featured in a Super Bowl advertisement with Alicia Keys, promoting the beer Michelob Ultra. Bill admitted that he would usually not fall into social media fads, but justified himself by saying that he had to find a way to relax after watching multiple clips of Trump yelling and making loud noises.

Next, he whispered that he would have to do the show in a very low voice to cope with the rest of Trump's presidency, and encouraged the audience to do anything else they might find helpful, including methods that didn't work for him like "hot yoga, scream therapy, and Adele". The segment also included his guest Moby doing other funny things in the background, like brushing a doll's hair and rubbing a balloon against his bald head, as his panel of other guests (Bakari Sellers, Bret Stephens, and Kara Swisher) laughed incessantly.
Source: Author Lpez

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