"Grace, Replaced" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Rita Hayworth

Will asks Grace if they were still on for lunch but she says she can't meet him. He then offers dinner and she again declines. He then says, "How about I wake you up at 3 a.m. for some calamari?" Grace says, "Can, but won't." He then tells her, "Grace, you've been working seven days a week. I haven't seen you in, like, forever.

The children don't even know what you look like anymore." She tells him, "Tell them I look like a young Rita Hayworth." Will shakes his head and she says, "What? I've been told. Will, I promise, we'll do something soon. And if not, the day after soon. Will then says, "Yeah, soon's a no go. I'm having lunch at the whatchamacallit with what's-his-name."

Answer: $50

Jack has a court appearance to make and asks Will if he has any last minute advice and Will tells him, "Don't recite any soliloquies. Don't sing any show tunes. Don't do the whole Perry Gay-son thing. Ok? What time you heading downtown?" Jack says, "Oh, when I..." He then starts to sing, "Forget all my troubles, forget all my cares and go downtown." Will says, "No. Petula.

It's nice to see you're taking this so seriously." Jack then says, "Actually, I am. That's why I would like a loan for 50 dollars that I don't have to pay back for some blonde highlights. I feel it will soften me in the eyes of the jury." Will tells him, "There's the fridge. Get a lemon and rub it on your head."

Answer: 40

Jack walks into Will's office wearing an orange jumpsuit and Will says, "And they said Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubbie." Jack then says to him, "Nice advice, counselor. I got 40 hours of community service. I have to pick up trash for the next 2 weeks." Will says, "At least this trash won't call you the next morning." Jack says, "This is so stupid. I can't believe my hard-earned tax dollars are being spent prosecuting guys like me who did nothing wrong." Will tells him, "Okay, Jack. A...nothing you've ever made has been hard-earned. B...you never paid taxes until this year, and C...you did something wrong. You Zsa-Zsa'd a meter maid.

It's against the law."

Answer: 15-F

Will enters the laundry room & Val is there doing her laundry. Will's humming a song and she says, "Hey, it's the elevator chanteuse. I caught your act between floors nine and two." Will says, "All those years on the escalator really paid off. I'm Will, by the way." She says, "Oh, I'm Val. I just moved into 15-F." Will says, "15-F? Nice apartment." Val then says, "Good divorce lawyer."

Answer: True

Val tells Will, "You got a little eyelash right there." She reaches for it and then puts it near his mouth and says, "Make a wish." He blows the eylash away and then looks at Karen and says, "No, she's still here."

Answer: Grace's better half

Will introduces Val to Karen and Grace. After Val and Will leave, Karen says, "I don't like the way she's so chummy with your husband." Grace says, "Please don't refer to him as my husband." Karen then says, "Alright, fine. I don't like how chummy she is with your non-romantic life partner." Grace tells her, "Also bad, so please stop, ok? I'm glad he has a new friend, especially since I'm so busy." Karen then says, "Your sexless lover!"

Answer: True

Rob, Ellen, Val and Will made dinner reservations and as they were leaving, Grace says bye to Will and he says, "Bye, Val." He then comes back in and asks, "Did I just call you Val?" Grace says, "Yeah." Will says, "That's funny." Grace starts laughing but then stops and says, "Things that aren't funny."

Answer: Woody Allen's

Jack had just finished picking up the trash from the streets and is disgusted. He says, "I hate this! I mean, New Yorkers are such pigs. Look at this--ugh--chicken bones and broken lipsticks and candy wrappers." Karen says, "Looks like the inside of Grace's purse." Jack then says, "You know, why don't people just use the garbage can? I mean...Look at this. Oh... Who would throw away their phone bill in the street? I mean, would it be so hard for Soon-Yi Allen to walk 2 feet to...Oh, my God! Soon-Yi Allen's phone bill!"

Answer: Will

Grace and Val are competing over making Will a bowl of soup and Grace tells Val she can handle it. Val tells Grace she's already taking care of it. Grace then says, "It's my bowl." Val says, "My soup." Grace says, "My stove." Val says, "My recipe." Just then they spill the soup on Will and he jumps up and says, "My God! My skin is burning! What is the matter with you two? It's not "feed a cold, scald a fever!"

Answer: replace

Grace and Val got into a fight and after they were separated, Will asked Grace what is the matter with her and she tells him, "I've just been really busy, and I turn my back, and I've been replaced by that wacko!" Will tells her, "It takes one to replace one."