"Secrets and Lays" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Puff Mommy

Will, Grace, Jack and Karen are going to spend some time at Karen's cabin in the woods. Jack and Karen enter and Jack is rapping, "To the cabin we will go, to ski upon the snow. We'll see a lot of bears, forgettin' all our cares." Will then says, "Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Puff Mommy."

Answer: Will

When Jack said, "My God, What if we got trapped here? Who'd we eat first?" Will says, "Well, Karen's out, because there's nothing natural or digestible on her body." Jack then says, "Well, I'm out because I'm too petite. A good soup is all you're gonna get from me. It would have to be someone with enough meat-slash-fat on him. Oh! Will! Try not to move around too much, it'll keep it tender." Grace says, "Wait a minute. How come no one wants to eat me?" Jack and Will both say, "Too chewy."

Answer: Babe the Blue Ox

Karen's caretaker, Campbell, was an old high school friend of Grace's. After he left, Grace said, "Why can't I order that from the L.L. Bean catalog?" Karen tells her, "Woman, are you insane? Go fetch it!" Grace replies, "No, this weekend is for Will. We're all here for him." Karen then says, "Oh, I cannot believe you! We are trapped alone in the wilderness with Wayland and Madame and you just let Babe the Blue Ox walk out that door! Now, you think about that."

Answer: spramp

After Jack lays his pieces down, Will says, "Jack, that's not a word." Jack says, "Uh, yeah, it is." Will then tells him to use it in a sentence and Jack says, "Every morning I spramp my face with cold water." Will then says, "Spramp your face? What the hell is that?" Jack says, "Yeah, spramp. Spramp! The bubbles from a jacuzzi spramp up. Note how the sea spramps off the jagged rocks." Karen then says, "I don't know, Will. Before I go to bed, I like to spramp on a little Gardenia for Stan." Will tells her, "No, you don't. You do not spramp, because no one has ever spramped anything in the history of language."

Answer: The New York Times, The Boston Globe

When they asked Will if he was having fun, he said yes and they all started saying, "Good!" "Excellent!" "Perfect!" "Great!" Will then says, ""Overacted" said The New York Times. "Cheap and Transparent" said The Boston Globe. This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that this would have been Michael's and my anniversary?" Grace says, "No! Absolutely not." Karen says, "No! Come on, get over yourself." Jack says, "No! That's ridiculous." There's a pause and then Grace says, "Ok, yeah." Karen says, "Maybe a little." Jack says, "Ok, I guess so."

Answer: Karen

As Karen is taking the meat from the oven, she says, "Okay! Here it is! Mmm." Grace says, "What is it?" Karen tells her, "Beef tenderloin." Jack then says, "I don't think it's dead yet. It just looks mad and really hot." Grace says, "Karen it looks great and it smells...it smells. Um, Will, what does it smell like?" Will replies, "It smells like pizza!" Jack then says, "I'll make the call." Grace says, "I'll clear the table." Will says, "I'll bury this."

Answer: Cinderella

After Will goes to bed, Karen says, "Oh! God, I thought he was never gonna leave! It's 11:30, come on, get in gear!" Grace asks, "What are you talking about?" Karen tells her, "Honey, it's almost midnight! It's time for Cinderella to turn into a friskly little minx!"

Answer: cousin

Jack and Karen hear a noise outside and they peek out the window to find out what it is. Jack then grabs a flashlight and just as he points it out the window, Grace appears and they all scream. Grace says, "What are you doing? You scared the crap out of me!" Jack tells her, "Well, I'm sorry, we thought you were Big Foot's cousin, Big Hair."

Answer: True

When Will and Jack enter the pub, Will asks, "You're sure this is a gay bar?" Jack says, "Let me buy you a drink." Will replies, "Thanks, Jack. It's nice of you to offer. Twenty dollars enough?" Jack tells him, "Yeah, that'll get us started." The bartender then asks, "What's your pleasure?" Will and Jack reply, "George Stephanopolous!"

Answer: 2, 6, 11, 27

Grace never told Will about her date with Campbell because she was afraid it would upset him but when he found out about it, he was furious. When he asked why she didn't tell him, she said, "Well, your anniversary and I know you were feeling sort of fragile and..."
Will interrupts her and says, "Oh, fragile. So, now I'm so lonely and pathetic that I can't even handle the fact that my best friend is seeing someone? Is that it?" Grace says, "No. I just wanted to protect you." Will tells her, "Look, I don't need you to protect me from nanookie from the north, out there? I told you I was fine." Grace replies, "I know, Will, but you always say that you're fine." Will then says, "Because I am fine! You think I care who you sleep with? Sleep with as many guys as you want. I don't care if you sleep with 2 guys or 6 guys or 11 guys or 27 guys." Grace says, "Okay, I get it, you know a lot of numbers."