"My Fair Maid-y" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Fred Sanford

When Will and Jack enter the apartment, we see it is a mess. Jack says, "Holy dirty apartment, Fatman!" Will then says, "Yeah, amazing, isn't it? You can practically feel the presence of Fred Sanford hovering above us."

Answer: April

There's a knock at the door and when Will opens it, the girl on the other side of it says, "Hi. I'm April. The service sent me." Will says to her, "Oh, great. I'm Will, and that mess over there is Grace."

Answer: True

The next scene is in Will's office and a guy is speaking to whom we think is Will. When the guy says, "You know, when we met at the bookstore, I have to say, I would never have guessed that you were a lawyer." The chair swivels around to reveal Jack, not Will, sitting in it. Jack says, "Probably because I look so young. Actually, I passed the bar the first time I took it, and, funny story, John-John was taking it the same day I was, for the third time. And, what do you know? I mean, he just sits right down next to me, and this time he passes. I'm not gonna say anything else. You're a smart guy, Alex. You connect the dots."

Answer: McLiar

When Will finds out Jack is impersonating a lawyer, Jack tells him, "Please don't be mad. Don't be mad. Just listen. I had to tell him I was something. I mean, he calls me today and wants to meet me in my office for lunch. How hot is that?" Will simply says, "Must be nice to have finally met someone that likes you for who you are." Jack tells him, "Yeah, it's nice, but listen, please, don't say anything. I promise I'll tell him. I just got to find the right moment." Will then says, "Well, maybe during lunch, you know, when he finds out that McFarland can't afford the McNuggets because he's a McLiar."

Answer: whines

Grace is upset because she can't get the feel of a design she's working on and April, the maid, tells her, "What does it say on your door? It doesn't say "Grace Adler Whines". It says "Grace Adler Designs". So quit beating yourself up and just do it." Grace starts to say, "But I can't..." when April shouts, "Do it! Do it!"

Answer: No

When Will enters "Grace Adler Designs", he says, "Good morning, ladies. Karen." He then pulls Grace into another room and says, "Ok, you bring April to work once, I can accept that. Twice, no problem. I can fold my own socks, but 5 days a week? Grace, I've got mold on my shower curtain that is in escrow." Grace tells him, "Will, I can't explain it, but whenever she's around, I get the most amazing ideas. Will, you have to trust me on this. I can't do this without her." Will then says, "Let me get this straight. You can't design without our maid?" Grace simply says, "Exactly."

Answer: wise

Alex went to "Jack's office" and says, "Listen, Jack, you're a great guy, but..." Jack interrupts him and says, "I'm getting the "great-guy-but" speech, huh?" Alex continues, "It's just that you and I are in such different places in our lives. I mean, I'm kind of lost and aimless. I've got a new job every couple of weeks. You're like this buttoned-up professional...stable, mature, goal-orientated, responsible." Jack then tells him he's really not a lawyer but a liar. I'm not a lawyer. I'm a liar. Alex then tells him that it's just not going to work out. Jack tells him, "Alright, I see.

Then I think you should go. I got a lot on my plate right now, and I'd probably break your heart anyway." Alex then asks Jack to fix him up with Will but Jack tells him he's straight.

Answer: Karen

April isn't there when Grace feels she needs her to be and Karen tells her, ""Grace, I just wanted to point out that after all of your "April this" and "April that", who is here for you in your hour of need? Me, huh? And who will always be there for you? Huh? What? Oh, yeah, it's me." Grace then says, "Thank you, Karen. I really appreciate it." She then tries to hug Karen but Karen quickly says, "Anyway, look, I gotta run. I got a salt scrub in an hour."

Answer: "One hundred bucks and a coupon for a free mop."

Will told Grace he paid April not to show up for work that day and Grace says, "You paid April not to come? Ok, Will, tell me, how much does my public humiliation go for these days?" Will replied, "One hundred bucks and a coupon for a free mop."

Answer: crumb

After Grace successfully completes the meditation room she was designing, Will tells her, "I think now I sense you're going to thank me." Grace says, "Uh, no, because, actually, I'm still mad at you." Will then says, "No, correction. You want to be mad at me, but you can't, because A, I was right, and B, this meditation room is just too good. Peace, oneness." Grace thanks him and Will says as if meditating, "Let's go home." Grace asks, "Why home?" Still chanting, Will says, "There's a rock in my bum!" Grace then says as if meditating, "At least it's not your thumb!" Will says, " Now it's going numb!"