"Object of My Rejection" Trivia Quiz

Answer: 3

Will presses the play button on the answering machine and we hear Jack's voice saying, "Hi, Will, it's Jack. Listen, two things, very important. I got..." Will presses the erase button. We then hear Jack's voice again, "Hi. It's me again. I..." Again, Will presses the erase button. We hear for a third time, Jack's voice, "And one more thing. You'll never believe who gave me a..." Will presses delete a fourth time and we hear a man's voice say, "Grace, hey. It's Danny. Uh, just confirming tonight. If I don't hear from you, I'll pick you up at 8:00."

Answer: elephant

Grace has a date with her ex, Danny, and Grace wouldn't tell Will but he found out from the answering machine and says, "So, you're not gonna tell me who this guy is?" Grace says, "Will, it's really no big deal." Will then says, "No, come on. I'm just curious. Is it a blind date? Or a new client? Or, I don't know, your ex-fiancé, who you wasted 2 years of your life with until you finally came to your senses and left him at the altar? Or what? Grace, why are you doing this?" Grace says, "Why don't we try something new? Why don't we experiment with letting me run my life?" Will asks, "What is that supposed to mean?" Grace tells him, "Oh, it's just that sometimes-lately-all the time, you have a tendency-habit-compulsion to run my life." Will says, "Well, excuse me for caring.

It's just I'm the one that always has to clean up the mess. I'm like the little guy in the circus who has to follow the elephant around with a bucket."

Answer: Danny Bonaduce

When Will asked Jack out for dinner, Jack wanted to know what was going on. Will tells him he likes him and Jack wanted to know since when. Will tells him for always. Jack then says he didn't like where this was going and Will says, "What? I want your company. Okay, Grace has a date. With Danny, if you can believe that." Jack is shocked and says, "Oh, my God! Danny Bonaduce of the "Partridge Family?" Will says, "Uh, no. Good guess, though!" Jack then says, "Wait a minute. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.

As in "ex" Danny? So how long did you wait before you told her it was a bad idea? Did you bite her head off and get to the creamy center?"

Answer: week after week, month after month

As soon as Karen and Rosario walk into Will's office, Karen tells her, "Sit-o down-o. Try not to talk-o." Rosario looks at Will and says, "You hear how she talks to me? I speak English, okay?" Karen then says, "Oh, yeah, except when it's time to work.

Then it's all, "No hablo inglés." Rosario then says, "I work like a dog. It's not my fault that you and Mr. Stan are pigs." Karen says, "I don't wanna hear it, Rosario! It's the same song and dance, week after week, month after month!" She then says to Will, "I'm nervous, Will. I can't live without Rosario. Please, you've gotta help me out." Will says, "Maybe you're better off without her." Karen asks, "How can you say that, honey? She..." Will interrupts her and says, "I'm talking to Rosario." Rosario then says, "Why do you say that about Miss Karen? I love Miss Karen."

Answer: He's charming.

Grace asks Will if he wanted to hear about her date with Danny and he tells her it's none of his business. Grace then says, "Anyway, it was really interesting. What a change since the last time I saw him. He looks great. He's happier. He's more focused..." Danny then walks out from Grace's bedroom and Grace says, "And he's here. How about that?"

Answer: $1000

We see Rosario trying on her wedding gown and Jack being fitted for a tux. Jack says, "You know, it's funny. I always imagined myself a December bride. But there is something about a last-minute marriage to an illegal alien for $1,000 that has a romance all its own." Rosario says, "Miss Karen, I need a new dress. I can't breathe in this." Karen tells her, "Funny, it fit yesterday...before the frozen turkey mysteriously disappeared."

Answer: Rosario

Karen gives Jack her credit card and says, "Honey, here's my credit card. Take your bride to lunch and pump her for some intimate details, okay?" Jack says, "Okay. Come on, wifey. It's happy hour at Boy Bar, and if anybody asks, you're a drag queen." Rosario then says, "As long as they have chicken wings, I'm fine."

Answer: Cucaracha

Rosario's in her gown and says, "This is so stupid. I look like a piñata." Karen says, "Yeah, and if I beat you with a stick, I could watch all my money fall out. Now, how about a little appreciation for all of this?" Rosario then says, "All I want is my green card, not a party I have to clean up after." Karen tells her, "If it wasn't for this, you'd be flying back to Cucaracha on Air Guacamole with live chickens running up and down the aisle!"

Answer: Phillip

The Justice of the Peace starts the wedding ceremony by saying, "Welcome. We are gathered here today to join this man, John Phillip McFarland, and this woman, Rosario Inez Consuela Yolanda Salazar, in the bond of holy matrimony. And today, Rosario and Jack take their first step on the road to true intimacy."

Answer: Jodie Foster, "Sommersby"

After the ceremony ended, everyone has gone but Grace and Will. Grace says, "Wow. Jack just married Karen's maid. Unbelievable." Will then says, "I know. I haven't seen a kiss that uncomfortable since Richard Gere and Jodie Foster in "Sommersby."