"The Big Vent" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Dennis

Will and Grace are eavesdropping through the vent. They know hanky-panky is going on but they didn't know who was having it. We hear a woman's voice suddenly say, "Oh, my God! It's almost one o'clock! Dennis. Dennis, stop! My husband's going to be home any minute!" Both Will and Grace say, "Husband!?" They both drop to the floor and put their ears to the vent to hear more.

Answer: Days of Our Vent

Will comes home from work and sees Grace lying down on the floor with her head near the vent and says, "Careful, girlie, you're going to end up with waffle face. This is pathetic, Grace. What, you come home early just to catch "Days of Our Vent?"

Answer: Jack

Jack walks in wearing glasses and asks Will, "What do you think of my glasses? What do they say?" Will replies, "They say, "Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses."

Answer: Coconuts

Jack tells Karen he's freaking out about his play. Karen asks to see his script and tells him, "Honey, come here. I don't produce theater. I am theater!" He tries sucking up to her and she says, "Just shut up. All right, criminy, let me see the material." She reads aloud, "Love Among the Coconuts: a Caribbean Fantasy?" "I don't know, honey. Sounds like a dessert that repeats." He then tells her he's casting the role of a magnificently-built island man who wears nothing but pooka shells and a palm frond. Karen immediately says, "I'll pick you up."

Answer: Thomas

Will enters and sees Grace asleep with her face near the vent and shouts to her to wake her up. He tells her she's late for work but she tells him she called in sick. She then tells him she had to miss work because the girl downstairs and Thomas, got into a huge fight. Will asks, "Who's Thomas?" Grace replies, "Her husband. Oh, it was so good! They quarrelled and he was like, "Where have you been?" And she's all, "I don't have to answer that." And he's like, "Oh, yes, you do." And then there was like 20 seconds of dead silence."

Answer: True

Will tells Grace, "I met Judy." Grace asks, "Who's Judy?" Will says, "Uwe is Judy." Grace says, "Judy is Uwe?" Will says, "Yes, it's truey. The guy she's having the affair with..." Grace interrupts and says, "Dennis." Will replies, "Yeah. Thomas' brother." Shocked, Grace says, "No!" Will then says, "Yes, yes, it's ugly, it's sordid. Move over, honey. I'm in!"

Answer: nightmare

Karen confessed to Jack that his plays stinks. Jack asks her which pages and she tells him, "The ones with words on them." He tells her, "Karen, it's a Caribbean fantasy." Karen replies, "It's a Caribbean nightmare!"

Answer: Rocky Road

Will is on the phone explaining to Grace, "Oh. Grace, major development in the vent. She's cooking him lamb. Lamb, Grace. It's so clear. She's leaving him tonight. It's gonna get ugly." Grace walks through the door and she's on a cell phone, "It's gonna get good!" Will then says, "Yeah! We need ice cream. What flavor of ice cream goes with the destruction of a loveless marriage?" Grace replies, "Rocky Road."

Answer: There's Something About Mary

Jack says just before his play begins, "Ok, everybody, chop chop, in your seats. We're about to begin. Ok? And lights. Hello. Uh, excuse me. You in the cap shirt. I'm sorry, but when the hand goes up, the mouth goes shut. Ok? You're a button. Ok. Anyway, my name Is Jack McFarland. And tonight, I will be showcasing scenes from my new play, "Untitled Jack McFarland Fall Project Entitled, Jack: A Meditation in 3 Parts." Will then says, "I guess "There's Something About Mary" was already taken."

Answer: suit jackets

Will wanted to know what could they do to make it up to Jack for not listening to him. The scene cuts to Jack trying on suit jackets and says, "Yeah, you know, of all the jackets you've given me tonight, I think, yeah, this one's the best. Just needs to be taken in a little...around the waist...and the hips. Pretty much everywhere."