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1. 'Well, I guess I'm just a normal boy from a small town in Texas. My dad sometimes think I might not be 'right in the head', but I still love him. Maybe when I become the first overweight comedian to live past the age of 35 he will understand my passion. Speaking of passion, can I get a fruit pie after this quiz is over?'
I would like to thank the following for the above quote.
2. 'Yeah man, tell you what, man. Wanna know about dang ol' me, man? Talk about a good ol' boy, Southern gentleman and lover, man. Yep, gotta have a nice car, dang ol' red mustang, man. Oh yeah, love that beer man, keep 'em comin', mmm hmm.'
I'm not sure what he said, but can you guess who just mumbled this mumbo-jumbo?
3. 'I'm a former 'Substitute Teacher of the Year', mostly because of my expertise in the Spanish language. Si, yo comprendo Espanol muy perfecto! Have I mentioned my 175 IQ? Well, maybe I shouldn't, it's best to be modest. Let's just say that, without me, the town of Arlen would be less one magnificent Boggle player!'
Only one person could have made such a statement, but who?
4. 'Uh, well, you know I'm nothin' special. I just cut hair for the army, that's all. I'm a little depressed, but you get used to it after years of celibacy. Maybe one day I could settle down with a woman like Peggy Hill, she is one beautiful lady, I would say. Is it time for a beer yet?'
Which of these sad sacks made the above personal statement?
5. 'Why you rednecks always so nosy? Okay, I come from Laos...that's a little, landlocked Asian country in southeast Asia between Thailand and Vietnam...but I have made big success for myself in America. I am biggest man on my block and everyone know it. What else you need know about me?'
He's arrogant, he's rude, he's loveable. What's this fellow's name?
6. 'I am a genuine war hero! Yep, doubya doubya two, that war, the real war, the war to end all wars. You just better respect that, boy, or I'll have to hogtie you. Now where's my son Bad Hank and Hank's wife? I need some dinner and I wouldn't mind a nice, juicy steak!'
In honor of his war service, let's give it up for which of the following?
7. 'Why do you want to know about me, are you from the CIA, FBI, ATF? I don't have to tell anything, you could be aliens, or even worse, you could be from the future. Have you spoken to my wife Nancy or my son Joseph? My God, they could be in this too! It's a conspiracy...run! (He runs away...)'
We all know him as the most paranoid, neurotic member of the 'King of the Hill' cast. Who is he?
8. 'My people have been repressed for over 500 years, but I am doing well, thank you. I love the beautiful Nancy Gribble, and work as her healer. I regularly cure her when she has headaches, and other illnesses too, if you understand my meaning. My friend Dale, Nancy's husband, gives me permission to use my healing techniques, but I still feel guilty about it. Maybe this is the revenge on the white man for my people.'
Even while living in a trailer he seems dignified. He's certainly no redneck...what is his name?
9. 'Oh, thank you for asking about me. I'm good mother and great cook, just ask Peggy Hill. I take Peggy Hill's recipes and make them better. I have beautiful daughter named Connie; she take after her mother. If husband ever get out of line I just tell my father, you know, the General!'
In honor of the world's only Laotian leading lady...who has made the above comments?
10. 'I am the niece of Uncle Hank and Aunt Peggy. I'm trying to become an independent woman, but it's hard in this day and age. Everyone thinks that just because you're blonde, you're not smart. I just think that's so prejudice against people who are not smart! I want to thank my Aunt Peggy and Uncle Hank and Jesus for letting me appear in this quiz.'
Last, but certainly not least (unless we're talking IQ) we have this lovely blonde. Who said the above words?
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