"Last Man Standing" 1.3 Trivia Quiz

Answer: Stupid

When Vanessa tells Mike he has to go to Grandparents Day at Boyd's preschool he says, "That's stupid" to which Kristin replies we don't use the s word around Boyd. Later on at Grandparents Day, Boyd uses the same exact phrase when the teacher says something. The teacher tells Boyd they don't use the s word there.

Answer: Happy Happy Rainbow

While Mike is trying to watch a documentary on hippos, Kristin comes in yelling at him that she just got off the phone with Happy Happy Rainbow and Boyd is the first student ever to be expelled. Mike laughs that Boyd could even get expelled from a preschool then Kristin informs him it took her six months to get him in the school.

Answer: Elastic waistband pants

All of the grandmas at Boyd's preschool look much older than Vanessa and one of them talks to Vanessa like she is as old as she is. She then points out that she has the same pants with an elastic waistband that Vanessa is wearing and Vanessa takes offense. Later on she tells Mike it upset her that the one day she wears comfortable pants she gets called out on it.

Answer: A princess

One of the boys in the class gets fussy but Mike could not tell it was a boy because he is dressed like a princess. When Mike makes a comment the teacher gets upset then Boyd chimes in by saying "That's stupid" just as Mike had earlier in the episode.

The teacher tells Mike words can hurt just as much as weapons and Mike challenges him to go outside. He can call Mike names and Mike with shoot him in the foot with a crossbow to see which hurts more. Mike is then asked to leave.

Answer: Mandy

While Vanessa is shopping at the mall in one of the stores Mandy normally frequents, Mandy comes in and sees her. Mandy assumes her mother is there for some other reason than shopping but when she realizes why her mom is there she gets excited about giving her mom a new look.

Answer: Kyle

Ed comes into the office area of the store and sees the tent. Mike explains he put the tent on air mattresses to make a bouncy house for Boyd. While Ed and Mike are talking Kyle comes out of the tent. Ed assumes Boyd is in there with him but Kyle tells him he is alone and Boyd is in camping making s'mores.

Answer: Eleanor Roosevelt

Because Vanessa is overly sensitive about her age, she assumes Eve is implying she is old enough to have known Eleanor Roosevelt but Eve clarifies she just meant her mom knows history. Eve then asks when the Great Depression ended and Vanessa replies it is just beginning.

Answer: Feathers in her hair

When Vanessa and Mandy arrive home from the mall Eve sees them and is upset that her mom looks like Mandy. She says how can her mom help her with homework when she looks like that implying that how she looks makes her dumb. Mike then comes in and Vanessa tries to get him to notice the feathers.

Answer: Taking care of Boyd is way too much work

At first Mike is proud about how all the guys at the store are pitching in to help with Boyd but soon realizes it is way too much work taking care of a two year old and it is wearing them all out. He tries to get Boyd in another daycare but the waiting list is 14 months. Mike gives up and decides to apologize.

Answer: FALSE

After Mike apologizes and the teacher makes his remark, Kristin become deeply offended saying her dad did a great job raising three girls. She calls the teacher on his hypocrisy of saying they accept everyone but judging her father. She says she thinks it would be fine if Boyd went to work with Mike every day. Mike tries to stop her while she is saying all of this so as to not upset the teacher so Boyd can return because it was so hard taking care of Boyd all day.

He would rather swallow his pride than have to do that again.