"Loose Lips Sink Relationships" Quiz

Answer: False

Jack runs into Will's apartment, leaps over the coffee table and runs to Will. Will says, "What? What? Tell me. Is it bad?" Jack shakes his head no and Will says, "It's good?" Jack nods. Will asks, "Very good?" Jack excitedly nods his head and Will asks, "Sex?" Jack shakes his head no and Will says, "Oh, please, God, tell me you've lost the power of speech." Jack says, "No. What is the best thing that could ever possibly happen?" Will asks, "World peace?" Jack says, "Better. I got a job at Barney's! "Where are the cashmere V-neck sweaters? On the second floor." And how do I know? Because I got a job at Barney's!" Will asks, "So what happened to the job at Banana Republic? Have you abandoned the Banana? That's so unlike you." Jack says, "The Banana is dead to me. Too gay. Bad for my image." Will asks, "Got fired?" Jack says, "A little bit."

Answer: gin

Will, Jack and Karen are playing poker and Will says, "It's to you, Karen." Karen says, "Gin." Will says, "We're playing poker." Karen says, "I know what we're playing. I was ordering. Now, come on. Mama's dry!"

Answer: 23

Grace and Nathan took HIV tests and Nathan tells them the people at the clinic said they should be prepared to make a list of all their sexual partners. Will says, "Okay, but on this list, what counts as sex?" Jack says, "Oh, poor thing. We have been over this so many times." Grace says, "Well, let's say by whatever means we lost our virginity. That's sex. Okay, everyone, start counting now." Grace says, "I had sex with 23 people. Does that seem like a lot or a little?" Will says, "A lot." Jack says, "A little." Karen says, "Oh, honey. Everything I say about you behind your back is true." Karen says, "No judgments. We're just having a healthy discussion. We're not here to shame anyone. Sweetie, what was your number?" Nathan says, "Five." Grace says, "Oh my God, how embarrassing."

Answer: he was performing scenes from "Caroline and the City"

Jack and Dorleen traded schedules and after reading his, Jack says, "Thrilled to be here. Love you. Love everything about you. Thinking about being you for Halloween, but I'm gonna need Friday off." Dorleen says, "No." Jack says, "Please! My acting class is doing a showcase, and I absolutely cannot miss it. Every casting director in town is gonna be there to see me do selected scenes from "Caroline in the City." Dorleen says, "Let me tell you something, mister. Do you know how lucky you are to be working here at Barney's New York, in New York? If you ever ask me for another Friday night off, I will scratch your eyes out."

Answer: clean dirty

Nathan and Grce are sitting on the bed and Nathan is on the phone. After he hangs up, he says, "Well, I'm HIV-free, herpes-free, wart-free, and nine more negative tests, I get a free prostate exam." Grace says, "So, we're both clean. Want to get dirty?" Nathan chuckles and they hug and kiss. Grace then says, "Sweetie, I hope you don't feel weird that I've had a lot more sex than you. I just want you to know that you are very special to me." Nathan says, "Oh, I know. Well, just because you've had more partners doesn't necessarily mean you've had more sex."

Answer: 3,105

Grace tells they should add up how many times total they had sex because math is fun. She then says, "Just remember, this is not a competition. It's just a fun activity where we add up the number of times we've had sex and see who's the winner. Go." Nathan begins adding, "Maureen...three years, two times a day, New Year's Eve, planes, trains, bicycle. That one hurt..." Grace adds hers, "I guess it was just once with that guy. What the hell was his name? Dindy? Indy? Steve. Carry the three..." Nathan says, "Borrow the one..." Grace then reveals her total, "282." Nathan says, "Wow." Grace says, "See?" Nathan then says his total, "3,105."

Answer: high school days

Karen tells Nathan that he's not that interesting and sex is really all he has to offer. Nathan says, "Maybe you're right. I mean, it does seem like women want to have sex with me a few hundred times and leave and go on to something else. Well, I'm not going to let that happen with Grace. We're gonna talk. About books, childhood, memories, and family pets. And until that happens, we're not going to have sex tonight, tomorrow night, or any other night."

Answer: Will

Jack tells Will Dorleen is interested in him being a model but she's really interested in him dating him. One day Will says to her, "The reason I came by is I'm not really very aggressive, but I'm trying to be the kind of guy who just goes for what he wants, so I'm just going to say it." Dorleen says, "Oh my God. I can't breathe." Will says, "I've got the slim hips and broad shoulders that a sweater dreams about. I can carry a man purse and still look masculine. I feel that my fat-to-muscle ratio is right on target, but I'm willing to bulk up. Do you want to see me walk?" Dorleen says, "For starters, yeah. Walk into my office." They walk into her office and Will says, "Monday through Friday, he's a corporate lawyer, but on the weekend the suit comes off and he is ready to rock 'n' roll. Ah!" He notices Dorleen took her top off. Will asks, "What are you doing?" Dorleen says, "I thought we were being aggressive." Will says, "I thought I was auditioning." Dorleen asks, "To be my boyfriend?" Will asks, "To be a model?" Jack peeks in and sees them and says, "Okay, I'm outta here. Hasta menorah."

Answer: weak, vulnerable

Nathan enters the bedroom and notices Grace smoking. He then asks, "Now, why are you smoking?" She says, "Because it's sexy." She then begins to cough and Nathan says, "Doesn't get much hotter than that. Grace, you know, I've been thinking there's a lot of things I haven't shared with you." Grace grabs him and says, "Well, why don't we start sharing?" Nathan steps back and says, "I'm serious. Like, I have a weak side, a vulnerable side." Grace says, "How about your front side?" She pulls him onto the bed.

Answer: the gym

Nathan is trying to get away from Grace and he runs into the living room. Will says, "I don't want you in my living room! Get out! Have your sex in the gym like normal people."