"Moveable Feast" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Martha Stewart

Will is talking to Grace on the phone, and both of them are flipping through a magazine. Grace says, "Oh, God. Look at Martha Stewart." Will asks, "Page?" Grace says, "42. Wasn't it bad enough we had to see her in a bathtub? Now here she is in a pilgrim hat hocking her holiday crap. It's ridiculous." Will says, "Makes me sick." Grace then says, "I love her." Will says, "I wish I was her." Grace says, "Maybe it's just Thanksgiving I hate. You know, the whole holiday family thing. It just makes me so tense."

Answer: Rosie Does Dishes

After Karen and Rosario walk in, Will says to Rosario, "Rosario, thanks for coming. Look. We're gonna be out all afternoon, so it's really important you gotta baste the turkey like, every 20 minutes or so." Rosario looks to Karen and says, "You told me we were going to Tony Roma's and then to a late movie." Karen says, "Oh, we're going to a movie. Yeah, it's a dirty flick. It's called "Rosie Does Dishes". Now get those paws into a couple of oven mitts." Rosario says, "How about I get them into a handful of your hair and play spin-the-drunk?"

Answer: No

While Karen visits with Stan, Will, Jack and Grace stay in the car. When Karen returns, Will says, "There's still 40 minutes left on the timer. What happened?" Karen tells him, "Oh, we were done. There's really not much left to say after your husband tells you he wants you to start sleeping with other people." Grace then says, "He must have been kidding." Will asks, "What exactly did Stan say?" Karen says, "He said he wasn't sure how long he was gonna be in there and it wasn't fair to ask me to wait for him.

He wants me to be sexually satisfied while he's in prison. I don't know why. He certainly didn't care while he was out."

Answer: On the corner of Urine and Crime Spree

Grace says to her family, "Sorry we're late. We had to walk a mile and a half from Will's parking space." Will says, "Excuse me. Will's kick-ass parking space." Karen says, "Yeah. On the corner of "Urine" and "Crime Spree."

Answer: Aunt Honey

Karen takes out a pill bottle, takes one, and says to it, "Thanks for comin'." Honey says, "I saw that. What are you taking? Give me one. I got a really bad back." Karen reads the label and says, "Well, I guess these things can be used for pain. So, how'd you hurt your back? Runnin' away from good taste?" Honey says, "You got some mouth on you. It so happens that I strained it during a round of passionate lovemaking with my super, Mr. Lopez. I'm committing adultery."

Answer: 10%, 20%, 70%

Bobbi and Jack are sitting at the piano and Bobbi has her head on Jack's shoulder. Bobbi says, "I tell ya, Jackie. It's a rough business. 10% talent, 20% looks, and 70% is luck of the draw." Jack says, "God, that's so depressing. I mean, you want to believe that sexual favors play some part in it."

Answer: an Algebra test

When Elliot gets in the car, Karen says, "Hey. Kid. Ever cheated?" Elliot says, "Once, on an Algebra quiz." Karen asks "Did it feel good?" Elliot then says, "I got a 90."

Answer: client

Grace tells Will to tell them about the code and Will says, "Oh, yes, the code. "Business trip" is the code for my father's affair with his mistress, otherwise known as "associate," "colleague," or "client." Grace says, "I learned that the hard way last Easter when I talked about taking on three clients at the same time."

Answer: wishing she had a doctorate in law

At Grace's 2nd visit to her mother's, Grace tells her, "There are a lot of things that you've been right about. Like...a day doesn't go by that I don't wish that I could play the piano...or speak a foreign language...type...had a nursing certificate just in case. And you were right. That guy from Greatneck was married. You're the only one who could see that coming. Not I. Just you."

Answer: money

Jack's father tells him he'd really like for them to get to know each other. Jack says, "Well, it won't be easy. I'm very complicated. I am a swirling mass of contradictions. Sometimes I'm happy. Sometimes I'm sad. Sometimes... Well, I guess those are the only two. But, you really want to get to know me?" Daniel says, "I do. If you want to take the time to get to know me." Jack says, "I guess I wouldn't be adverse to that. I'll take that present now." Daniel looks around the room for it and Jack says, "Right there on the bed." Danile hands it to him and says, "I didn't know what to get you, so I just put some money in a box." Jack is touched and says, "Oh, pop, you do know me!"