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Quiz about Quotes of Desperation Part 2
Quiz about Quotes of Desperation Part 2

Quotes of Desperation: Part 2 Trivia Quiz


This quiz features some more of the great quotes from the seasons one through five. Test your luck by determining which desperate character was quoted as follows...

A multiple-choice quiz by KatieK54. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
KatieK54
Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
322,979
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
6 / 10
Plays
1087
Last 3 plays: Guest 37 (7/10), Guest 68 (6/10), Guest 148 (4/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. "This is not the pudding of an honest woman." Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. "Oh cram! I have to crap for that test!" Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. 1: "You peed in my shampoo! Admit it! The cap was loose and I know how your sick mind works!"
2: "Oh really! Well in that case, you should know that if I was going to do something like that, I wouldn't do it to your shampoo. I would do it to your mouthwash, soup, and decaffeinated coffee."

Which two characters shared this conversation?
Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. "I know how following the rules and observing little graces makes you feel like you are in control. We've both had days where it was either set a beautiful table, or curl up into a ball and die." Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. "For God's sake...You don't hijack a Ferrari if you don't know how to drive it." Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. "I'm pulling out...Watch your boobs." Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. "She is upstairs trying to kill herself. Don't rush - she's not trying that hard." Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. "And then he got this Zen look on his face and he said, 'you know most men lead quiet lives of desperation.' I said, 'really? And what do most women lead? Lives of noisy fulfillment?!'" Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. "She could've left. You know... Maybe she had some other little boy that she needed to help. I don't know, it could be a little boy in, uh... England... named Spencer? I mean, this is conjecture on my part. But it is possible that someone like little Spencer needs Mrs. Mulberry more, because he doesn't have a daddy and a mommy who love him. Yeah, that's it. He's a orphan...with no hands! Okay?" Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. "Forget the blouse that she wears because she knows it shows off her cleavage. And the skirt that's so short, because she knows that guys love long legs. And the heels, the ones that make her legs look even longer. Forget the bra that holds her breasts a little higher than they are on their own these days. And the panties, the ones that hide the scar from my c-section...I might not be the woman that you thought I was under all of that but I'm real, and I'm here. And I'm asking for a chance." Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "This is not the pudding of an honest woman."

Answer: Bree Van De Kamp

This quote comes from the second season's "Silly People" episode which began with Bree and other women of the Junior League dining at a luncheon thrown by Maxine Bennett. Bree did not trust that Maxine had the time, skill, and overall ability to prepare such elaborate luncheons without any help. Bree's suspicions were confirmed when the FBI came to the house and rescued Xiao-Mei, a Chinese immigrant Maxine had forced into culinary slavery, forcing her to cook day and night in a locked room.
2. "Oh cram! I have to crap for that test!"

Answer: Tom Scavo

This quote came from the end of the fifth season when Tom Scavo saw himself rejoining the academic world as a college student pursuing a degree in Chinese. Lynette attempted to sabotage his application by not telling him the examination date had changed and then by taking him out for margaritas the night before he was supposed to take it. Fortunately Tom was able to ace the test regardless of his wife's deception.
3. 1: "You peed in my shampoo! Admit it! The cap was loose and I know how your sick mind works!" 2: "Oh really! Well in that case, you should know that if I was going to do something like that, I wouldn't do it to your shampoo. I would do it to your mouthwash, soup, and decaffeinated coffee." Which two characters shared this conversation?

Answer: Carlos and Gabrielle Solis

This quote came from the third season's "Like It Was" episode, when Gabby and Carlos' divorce was even more hostile and which resulted in Carlos moving back into their house, forcing them to share (which neither did well). Lynette and Bree were visiting for decaffeinated coffee and a chat, which they quickly abandoned after Carlos' confession.
4. "I know how following the rules and observing little graces makes you feel like you are in control. We've both had days where it was either set a beautiful table, or curl up into a ball and die."

Answer: Katherine Mayfair

This quote came from the fourth season's "In Buddy's Eyes," when Katherine confronted Bree over their tense relationship and sought to point out just how alike they truly were. This conversation came after Bree had rather intentionally given Katherine food poisoning during the annual Founder's Ball.
5. "For God's sake...You don't hijack a Ferrari if you don't know how to drive it."

Answer: Gabrielle Solis

This quote came from the third season's "Not While I'm Around" episode when Gabrielle discovered that her wealthy secret admirer was Zach Young. When Gabby went to leave, Zach forced himself on her and kissed her; after she wriggled away, she slapped him with her purse and delivered this fantastic little quote.
6. "I'm pulling out...Watch your boobs."

Answer: Gabrielle Solis

This quote came from the show's second season when Gabrielle was surprised to have her devious mother pay her and Carlos a visit. Gabrielle knew her mother was only trying to manipulate a situation whereby she could mooch off of them for as long as she desired, so Gabrielle "took her out to go shopping" and instead dropped her at a hotel and told her and her new breast implants to get lost.
7. "She is upstairs trying to kill herself. Don't rush - she's not trying that hard."

Answer: Andrew Van De Kamp

This quote came from the third season's "Like it Was" episode which had the return of Andrew Van De Kamp and displayed his sister Danielle's growing need for attention from her family. After discovering that she was having an affair with her history teacher at school she stormed off to her room and Andrew was sent to check on her. And while no suicide attempt should be viewed lightly, Andrew was correct in pointing out that Danielle truly wasn't trying that hard.
8. "And then he got this Zen look on his face and he said, 'you know most men lead quiet lives of desperation.' I said, 'really? And what do most women lead? Lives of noisy fulfillment?!'"

Answer: Susan Mayer

This quote came from the first ten minutes of the show's very first episode. As the neighbors arrived at Mary Alice's home for her funeral wake, Susan had a flashback to the day she had told her friends that her husband, Karl, confessed he had been cheating on her.
9. "She could've left. You know... Maybe she had some other little boy that she needed to help. I don't know, it could be a little boy in, uh... England... named Spencer? I mean, this is conjecture on my part. But it is possible that someone like little Spencer needs Mrs. Mulberry more, because he doesn't have a daddy and a mommy who love him. Yeah, that's it. He's a orphan...with no hands! Okay?"

Answer: Lynette Scavo

This quote came from the second season's "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" episode which marked Lynette's return to the advertising world at the same time that her son, Parker, became obsessed with his new imaginary friend, a British nanny named Mrs. Mulberry. Lynette stole the umbrella that symbolized Mrs. Mulberry and threw it out because she felt threatened, and this conversation is the one that transpired while Parker frantically searched for her throughout the house.
10. "Forget the blouse that she wears because she knows it shows off her cleavage. And the skirt that's so short, because she knows that guys love long legs. And the heels, the ones that make her legs look even longer. Forget the bra that holds her breasts a little higher than they are on their own these days. And the panties, the ones that hide the scar from my c-section...I might not be the woman that you thought I was under all of that but I'm real, and I'm here. And I'm asking for a chance."

Answer: Edie Britt

This episode came from the third seasons "Dress Big" episode, when Edie decided to make another last attempt at getting Carlos to take a chance and date her. While the speech was compelling, it should also be said that by the end of it Edie was completely nude as well.
Source: Author KatieK54

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