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Reading the Riot Act Trivia Quiz

Thelma is beyond fed up with Church Ladies President Lolly Purdue so she decides to do something about it.

A multiple-choice quiz by valjoedg. Estimated time: 2 mins.

Author
valjoedg

Time
2 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
350,473

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
306

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 76 (10/10), Guest 172 (10/10), Guest 68 (10/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. What game were Bubba and Vint trying to play? Hint

Baseball

Football

Volleyball

Basketball

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Question 2 of 10

2. Who got the credit for updating the church phone directory? Hint

Lolly Purdue

Iola Boleyn

Thelma Harper

Eunice Higgins

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Question 3 of 10

3. What did Lolly want someone in the church ladies league to do for her? Hint

Thank you notes

Cupcakes

Gift baskets

Flower arrangements

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Question 4 of 10

4. Who suggested impeaching Lolly Purdue as President of the C.L.L.? Hint

Thelma

Bubba

Iola

Vint

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Question 5 of 10

5. Before they made their final decision, what item did Lolly want put into the thank you notes? Hint

Post its

Bookmarks

Coupons

Money

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Question 6 of 10

6. What pastry did Thelma and Iola decide to make? Hint

Eclairs

Cream puffs

Scones

Lobster tails

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Question 7 of 10

7. During the secret meeting, who apparently couldn't hear very well? Hint

Inez

Florence

Thelma

Bubba

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Question 8 of 10

8. Lolly couldn't make the bakery item so she made what instead? Hint

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Cheese and crackers

Cheese toast

Milk and cereal

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Question 9 of 10

9. Who discovered Lolly couldn't read? Hint

Inez

Thelma

Florence

Iola

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Question 10 of 10

10. What basketball name did Thelma give herself? Hint

Wilt the Mama Stilt

Hakeem the Mama

Kareem Abdul Ja-Mama

Air Mama

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Nov 14 2024 : Guest 76: 10/10
Oct 24 2024 : Guest 172: 10/10
Oct 12 2024 : Guest 68: 10/10
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What game were Bubba and Vint trying to play?

Answer: Basketball

Bubba was sinking shots easily but Vint either kept missing or refused to take his shot. Thelma came out to the backyard to clean the rug by pretending it was Lolly Purdue.

2. Who got the credit for updating the church phone directory?

Answer: Lolly Purdue

Thelma claimed she nearly went blind updating the church phone directory but Lolly Purdue got all the credit.

3. What did Lolly want someone in the church ladies league to do for her?

Answer: Thank you notes

Thelma didn't want to do the thank you notes for Lolly Purdue so she took her phone off the hook. Iola, however, came over with the envelopes, stamps, church letterhead and addresses. Lolly had roped Iola who had volunteered Thelma as well.

4. Who suggested impeaching Lolly Purdue as President of the C.L.L.?

Answer: Bubba

According to Bubba, a certain number of the executive branch could impeach the president. Thelma said, "Or in our case you, me, Florence and Inez.

5. Before they made their final decision, what item did Lolly want put into the thank you notes?

Answer: Bookmarks

She found some bookmarks she wanted stuffed into the envelopes. Thelma hated the idea and Iola told her they lacked just a precious few to be finished. Lolly thought that prying one part of the envelopes open and sliding the bookmarks in would be easier. Iola then noticed, "Lolly, this is an advertisement for Wellman's Funeral Home."
Lolly: "Well, nobody reads the fine print."
Iola: "Well, of course they do!"

6. What pastry did Thelma and Iola decide to make?

Answer: Scones

Scones called for double sifted flour.
Thelma: "I don't know why you talked me into making something as complicated as scones."
Iola: "Well if we're going to get Florence and Inez on our side we need to bring out the big guns."

7. During the secret meeting, who apparently couldn't hear very well?

Answer: Inez

Florence kept having to repeat certain phrases to Inez at the top of her lungs. When Lolly showed up unexpectedly, Thelma took Lolly to the kitchen to make the scones. Iola took Florence and Inez outside so she could speak up.

8. Lolly couldn't make the bakery item so she made what instead?

Answer: Cheese and crackers

Thelma left her in the kitchen with all the ingredients measured out and the directions to follow it. When she came back Lolly was making cheese from a can spread out on Ritz type crackers.

9. Who discovered Lolly couldn't read?

Answer: Thelma

Thelma was wondering where the scones were so she lifted up a towel covering a cookie sheet and saw the dough was mixed with at least 2 cups of buttermilk.
Thelma: "Any fool can follow a recipe!"
Lolly: "Not this fool! I can't read."

10. What basketball name did Thelma give herself?

Answer: Kareem Abdul Ja-Mama

Thelma proudly brought a letter from Lolly to Bubba and Vint. After finishing it, she got the basketball and made a good shot. Thelma: "Just call me Kareem Abdul Ja-Mama."

Source: Author valjoedg

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