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Quiz about Santana Lopezs Season 3 Quotes

Santana Lopez's Season 3 Quotes Quiz

Santana is known for her smart comments and insults, but can you remember when she says them and who she says it to?

A multiple-choice quiz by MewMewZoey. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
MewMewZoey

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
348,597

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
580

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 193 (4/10), Guest 72 (5/10), Guest 173 (2/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Who is Santana talking to when she says "Your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator"?

Answer: (One or two words)

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Question 2 of 10

2. In what episode does Santana say "The Troubletones are the three F's, fierce, femme and phenomenal"? Hint

"Mash Up"

"Michael"

"Pot O'Gold"

"Mash Off"

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Question 3 of 10

3. What song is Santana talking about when she says "This song is so depressing. I may actually be dead right now" in "Extraordinary Merry Christmas"? Hint

"Do They Know It's Christmas?"

"River"

"Let it Snow"

"Blue Christmas"

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Question 4 of 10

4. Santana says "I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again." in the episode "Big Brother".

True

False

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Question 5 of 10

5. "You wanna have a duel? Cello guys, can you hang back a second? I'm gonna need you for this one."
In what episode does Santana say this? Hint

On My Way

Yes/No

Michael

Hold On To Sixteen

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Question 6 of 10

6. In the episode "Big Brother", what is Santana's response to Kurt's suggestion of a scavenger hunt? Hint

She doesn't respond.

"There's no way I'm doing that."

"That sounds like torture."

"Someone kill me now."

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Question 7 of 10

7. Complete this quote.
"Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, _______?"

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 8 of 10

8. In kindergarten, Santana learned that her name wasn't Trash Face.

True

False

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Question 9 of 10

9. Who is Santana talking about when she says "Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers."? Hint

Blaine

Trent

Sebastian

Wes

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Question 10 of 10

10. What is Santana talking about when she says "In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany."? Hint

A singing telegram

A box of chocolates

A cheese heart

A Valentine's card

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who is Santana talking to when she says "Your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator"?

Answer: Rachel Berry

In "Mash Off" Santana trash talks the New Directions when Will and Shelby call for some friendly competition. She also calls Finn fat and throws dodgeballs at Rory.

2. In what episode does Santana say "The Troubletones are the three F's, fierce, femme and phenomenal"?

Answer: "Mash Off"

Santana, Brittany, Mercedes and Sugar all join the Troubletones, a new show choir, when they feel like they're not getting enough singing time in New Directions. The Troubletones is an all-girl show choir run by Shelby Corcoran.

3. What song is Santana talking about when she says "This song is so depressing. I may actually be dead right now" in "Extraordinary Merry Christmas"?

Answer: "Blue Christmas"

Rory sings "Blue Christmas" and dedicates it to his family because it was his first Christmas without them. Santana has held a grudge against Rory because she thought he was trying to steal Brittany from her.

4. Santana says "I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again." in the episode "Big Brother".

Answer: False

She says this in the episode "On My Way". Will asks the group what they are looking forward to in life. Santana says this because her grandmother didn't accept the fact that she is a lesbian.

5. "You wanna have a duel? Cello guys, can you hang back a second? I'm gonna need you for this one." In what episode does Santana say this?

Answer: Michael

Santana says this to Sebastian Smythe, the new captain of the Warblers, after he throws a slushie spiked with rock salt at Blaine. The slushie was originally meant to hit Kurt, but Blaine jumped in front of him to protect him. Santana and Sebastian later duel while singing "Smooth Criminal".

6. In the episode "Big Brother", what is Santana's response to Kurt's suggestion of a scavenger hunt?

Answer: "That sounds like torture."

The group are deciding what they should do for Senior Ditch Day. Kurt suggests a scavenger hunt, Mike suggests a Footloose movie marathon and Mercedes suggests a non-alcoholic pub crawl. They eventually end up going to an amusement park.

7. Complete this quote. "Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, _______?"

Answer: asphalt

In "Michael", Santana asks Sebastian what he put in the slushie that made Blaine have to get surgery. He admits he put rock salt in that slushie and then slushies her with a normal one.

8. In kindergarten, Santana learned that her name wasn't Trash Face.

Answer: False

Santana says that since she is from Lima Heights, that she was raised on insults. She said that "it wasn't until kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face."

9. Who is Santana talking about when she says "Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers."?

Answer: Blaine

Santana notices that Finn is jealous of and annoyed by Blaine. Santana thinks that New Directions is going to become the "Rachel and Blaine Show".

10. What is Santana talking about when she says "In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany."?

Answer: A singing telegram

The God Squad, which is made up of Quinn, Mercedes, Sam and new student Joe Hart, set up a service where people can pay 10 dollars to send a singing telegram to someone. The God Squad sing "Stereo Hearts" to Rachel from Finn, and a mash-up of two songs, both called "Cherish", to Brittany from Santana.

Source: Author MewMewZoey

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