"Star-Spangled Banter" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Six Feet Under

When Will steps from the elevator, Jack runs to him and tells him, "I'm up for the part of "Male Corpse on Slab." Will says, "I don't know what that means, but "wear a condom" seems like an appropriate response." Jack says, "Wait! Hey, hey, hey. I'm auditioning for "Six Feet Under". You know, that new show by the acclaimed screenwriter Alan Ball? The corpse is, like, in three scenes, and it's the glue that holds the whole story together." Will says, "Well, for what it's worth, I've seen you act, and I feel totally confident that you have the emotional range to play a dead man."

Answer: $500

Will tells Grace, "I need you to write me a check. There's this guy, Ted Bowers. He's running for city council. I really think we should support him." Grace asks, "Well, what do we know about him?" Will says, "He's gay." Grace says, "And?" Will says, "And, he's gay." Grace says, "But what's he for? I mean, you know, where does he stand on the issues?" Will tells her, "What do you care? You thought Buffy was in a prisoner of war camp. Come on, write a check already. You should support gay men. Gay men support you." Grace asks, "How much?" Will says, "The limit's 500. Most people are giving, like, 250." Grace says, "Well, I am not most people." She writes a check and hands it to Will.

He reads the amount, "100." "Grace says, "Give me a break. I just gave 500 to the Paul Smith fabulous boot foundation." She raises her leg to show him the boots. Will says, "Another important gay cause."

Answer: Jack

Jack is telling Will that Elliot and Karen don't like each other. Jack says, ""hat am I supposed to do? Okay, I know. I know. I got it. I got it. I'm gonna stage a phony robbery. Yeah. I'm gonna tie them back-to-back in chairs until they're forced to get along, and I'm gonna wear a stocking on my head. Taupe. Or maybe eggplant. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. I can decide later. That's the fun part." Will suggests, "Why don't you just sit them down and talk it out?" Jack says, "That could work, although... Where do the panty-hose come in?" Will says, "You can always just wear them under your slacks." Jack says, "You are always one step ahead of me. I hate that about you! And I love that about you!"

Answer: Judy

Grace tells Will, "I need a check." When Will asks what she wants it for, she says, "Judy Green. She's running for city council, and I think we should support her." Will says, "But we're backing Ted Bowers." Grace says, "Well, I found out a few things about him that makes me think I should support the other candidate. Will asks, "Like what?" Grace says, "Like he's running against a woman." Will says, "So? Who is she? What do we know about her?" Grace says, "She's a woman. And she's Jewish. Write the check." Will says, "I am not gonna write you a check. That would just cancel out the check you wrote me." Grace says, "I know. That's why I've already stopped payment on mine. Now, come on. Make it payable to "Judy Green for City Council." Will sarcastically says, "Alright. Is a zillion dollars enough?" Grace says, "Come on! Women need a voice on the city council. I mean, 50% of the population is women." Will says, "So, one could argue that 80% of the population is gay.

They just don't know it yet."

Answer: beautiful

When Grace returns home, Will says, "I said some harsh things before. You know, like, "you're not a woman." My God, look at you, you're all woman. You're gorgeous, you're hot, you're sexy. When I look at you, all I can think about is being with that Croatian guy from "ER." Grace saysm, "Aw, sweetie. You know, I said some pretty harsh things, too. You are plenty gay. If you were any gayer, you'd be Elton John's fanny pack." Will says, "You don't have to say that." Grace says, "No, I mean it."

Answer: 5 years old

Elliot says, "I guess we're supposed to talk about what bugs us about each other." Karen says, "Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Elliot says, "Okay, I'll go first." Karen says, "Kinda pushy for a 5-year-old, aren't ya?" Elliot tells her, "I'm 12." Karen then says, "So you lie about your age so that you can drink, or...?" Elliot says, "This is what it is about you, you're weird. You're a weird woman. And you kinda look like the demon who guards the tomb in "Tomb Raider." Karen says, "Don't even try and flatter me, kid."

Answer: a butcher

Karen says Elliot is a goody-two shoes but he insists he's not. He tells her, "Sometimes when my mom's not home, I make phoney phone calls. They're rude, and they inconvenience people." Karen asks, "What kind of phoney phone calls?" He says, "Well, once I called a butcher and asked if he had pig's feet. He said, "Yeah," and I said, "Must be hard to find shoes." Then I hung up." Karen says, "You call that a phoney? Boy, have you got a lot to learn."

Answer: True

We see Elliot on the phone while Karen listens. He says, "No, Marlo. Why would I be kidding about that? Phil is my father. And I wouldn't be calling you except that he stopped making his child-support payments, and my mom can't raise me on just a stripper's salary." Karen laughs and says, "You are so amusing." Elliot hangs up and says, "You can't laugh because when you laugh, I laugh." Karen says, "I'm sorry, honey. It's just that there ain't nothin' I enjoy more than yankin' Phil Donahue's chain. And by chain, of course, I mean Marlo."

Answer: the black guy

Jack comes into the apartment and asks them if they voted. Will says, "We don't deserve to." Grace says, "We just didn't think it was right to vote for someone without finding out what they stand for. Who'd you vote for?" Jack says, "The black guy." Both Will and Grace says, "What? There's a black guy?" They then run out.

Answer: Karen's pharmacist

The phone rings and when Karen answers it, she says, "Hello? Oh, hi, Pharmacist. Oh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I took them this morning. Well, side-effects? Well, what do I do?" She then lifts her leg and says, "Okay, yeah. I'm standing on one leg. Yeah. Yeah, my finger's on my nose and I'm rubbing my head. Okay, well, how long do I have to do this? Yeah. I'll hold." The scene then cuts to Rosario's bedroom and we see her with her hand over the phone giggling.