"The Buying Game" Trivia Quiz

Answer: swan

As Grace enters, Will says, "Hey, sweetie! Ah, you brought lunch. Yay! Love the outfit. Very Audrey Hepburn." Grace says, "Great. So you're saying I have the neck of a swan and the chest of a 12-year-old boy." Will then says, "Hey! Way to snatch an insult out of the jaws of a compliment."

Answer: Monopoly

Grace tells Will, "The owner of my building is selling off space. I have the chance to buy my studio. By the end of the year, I'd be paying less on the mortgage than I'm paying in rent now." Will says, "Sweetie, that's great. Grace Adler, property owner." Grace then says, "I know! And I don't even have to be the thimble or the top hat or that weird shoe."

Answer: Karen

Jack enters the apartment and says, while doing a cheer, "Big news! Hit it! B-I-G-N-E-W-S. Big...news!" Karen replies, "Well, I guess we know it's not you coming out of the closet." Jack then says, "Correct. I finally found my life's calling, and it involves these two hands." Will says, "So you're going to be self-employed."
Jack replies, "Insert laugh...here. I'm going to be a massage therapist. It was an obvious choice, being that I am a people person. I love people. As long as they're not hairy or smelly or have the dreaded bacne, ugh. Ok, I need some guinea pigs."

Answer: False

We see Will going through his CD's when Grace comes in. He tells her, "So I'm pruning my CD collection, and something has to go. What's it gonna be, Bananarama or the soundtrack to "Footloose"?" Grace asks, "When was the last time you listened to them?" Will replies, Thirty minutes after I got them." Grace then tells him to toss both of them. A little later, Grace tells Will to throw out the Boy George CDs and Will says, "Hey! Do not take this out on The Boy. He gave us a month and a half of some very good music."

Answer: her back

Jack asks Karen, ""Are there any specific areas that are troubling you?" Karen says, "Yeah. My marriage." Jack says, "I mean your body, Karen." She then says, "Oh. Well, I don't know. I guess my lower back is a little tight." Jack reads from a card, "Lower back pain. That means you're holding on to something." Karen says, "Yeah. My patience."

Answer: True

When Will is going to confront Grace's landlord for getting over on her, Grace asks Will how they are going to deal with it. Will tells her, "Just gonna do a little business. Let me do the talking. You're just the strong, silent type, with an angry look. Angry, not constipated. Just be the strong, silent type."

Answer: Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity

Grace is upset because Will didn't mean any of the things he told her landlord so he would lower his asking price for the studio. Grace refuses to sign the contract and says, "You know what the funny part is? There is no funny part. My life is so unfunny, Mr. Hutt, it's not even funny. I mean, what am I doing taking on a mortgage? I mean, my life is already a mess. I'm still renting an apartment, I don't have a driver's license, I'm not married, I live with a gay guy. I haven't had sex in five months! And I was in Bloomingdale's this morning waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream, and this "Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity" looking thing bumps into me and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am." Her landlord then decides to lower his asking price and after he leaves, Grace stops crying and tells Will, "Now look at me and tell me I'm not a good businesswoman!"

Answer: knuckles

Jack became Karen's personal massage therapist, not by choice, and he tells her, "I'm tired of being just a pair of hands to you, Karen." Karen then tells him, "Oh, but you're so much more than that, Jack. Why, you're elbows and forearms and thumbs and wrists and..." Jack interrupts and tells her, "Stop it! It's over! Karen, I can't do it anymore. Every day I come in here and I touch your naked body. We don't talk, there's no emotion. I'm acting like a straight guy, and it's making me sick. I took an oath in front of God and my mother, "I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it."

Answer: girl, gay

Will says, "I'm not the kind of guy that hammers out a contract on the 18th hole or closes a deal over brewskis at Billy's Topless." Grace says, "First of all, who closes a deal at Billy's Topless except maybe Billy? And second of all, don't tell me that you're gonna pull out the gay card." Will tells her, "It is a lot harder for a gay man." Grace continues, "Because if you're pulling out the gay card, I'm pulling out the girl card, and we both know that the girl card trumps the gay card." Will threatens, "Don't make me get my friend Joannie over here, because we both know that the only card that trumps the girl card is the gay girl card."

Answer: Jill

Grace says, "Ok. I'm not losing this. I will call Jill, my African-American, bi-curious, dyslexic...Forget it. I'm exhausted. I fold." Will then says, "That's a good move, because I happen to know a differently-abled transsexual with split ends, and that beats the house, missie."