The Scofflaw Trivia Quiz

Answer: Jerry

In the beginning of the episode, George is walking down the street and he runs in to an old friend, Gary, and asks how he's been. When Gary mentions that he's been busy with chemotherapy, George heads off to tell Jerry the bad news, but he already knows. Jerry was sworn to secrecy to prevent George from knowing. Elaine also knew about the cancer.

Answer: Two days

Kramer and Elaine discuss Elaine's ex-boyfriend, Jake Jarmel, and the fact that he has book signings. Jake Jarmel broke up with Elaine in the fifth season finale, "The Opposite" because Elaine bought Jujy fruits at a movie theater before rushing to the hospital for him. Kramer is interested in finding a pair of Jake's glasses. Jake doesn't tell Kramer where he bought them.

Answer: 1979

When a man throws garbage onto the street Kramer notices and comments that the man is a pig. A nearby policeman hears this and feels offended, and when they start arguing, a car that the policeman was ticketing drove away. Later, Kramer apologizes and the police officer says that in 1979 he ticketed a car brown Dodge Diplomat.

The scofflaw behind the wheel never paid the fine, and since then, he's had more parking tickets than anyone in the city. After sixteen years, he still hasn't found the criminal, and Kramer distracted him from finding out the man's identity.

Answer: True

George confronts Gary about the fact that he was never told about his cancer and that Jerry was forced to keep it a secret. To make it up to him, Gary offers George a deal on a nearby parking space, a lunch, and another secret. Gary then tells George that he's been living a lie, and that he never had cancer at all.

Answer: Kramer

When Kramer visits Jake Jarmel at the book signing, he tells him that Elaine says 'hi' to be courteous. When Elaine finds out, she gets horribly worried and rushes down to Waldenbooks to tell Jake that she never authorized the greeting. Jake then tells Elaine that the gesture is more valuable than Kramer's greeting and she gets flustered.

Answer: An eye patch

Kramer wears an eye patch similar to the one that the cop wore in the beginning of the episode. Although he can't really see out of his right eye when it's covered, he finds that its major flaw is that it's extremely itchy. Meanwhile, George goes on a date with an old friend because Gary said that she said 'hi'. Once again, it was an 'unauthorized hi'.

Answer: Malaysia

Elaine leaves her cab and runs down the street after the man. She begs him for the glasses and he says that he was planning on getting a new pair. Despite the fact that he can barely see without the glasses, he sells them to her. He nearly gets hit by George's car while walking through the street.

Answer: Gary

Despite the fact that he lied about his cancer, Gary managed to get an unlimited supply of hairpieces (as a gift from Jerry), and he managed to attract more women because of it. Later, Jerry and George see Gary at the wig place and Jerry reveals that George told the secret.

Answer: Newman

After the accident, Kramer discovers that Newman is 'the scofflaw' because he once again escapes the police officer. Kramer confronts Newman in the brown Dodge and Newman cries over his misery. Meanwhile, George decides to try on some toupees and Elaine gives the glasses to Mr. Lippmann.

Answer: It is not mentioned

Newman and Kramer go to the courthouse and the judge tells Newman to stick his car into a garage. Meanwhile, George tries toupees on at the hair place, and he and Jerry run into Gary. The parking space entitled to George goes to Newman and Jerry confronts Gary. Meanwhile, Jake Jarmel sees Mr. Lippmann wearing the Malaysian glasses and the idea to rebuild a publishing company with Jake goes down the drain.