The Beard Trivia Quiz

Answer: Swan Lake

Elaine has a ticket to see the ballet, "Swan Lake", ant the metropolitan Opera with a friend. She has to act as 'a beard'. Her friend is a homosexual, and he was invited to the ballet by his boss and his wife, so Elaine was invited along as a date. Jerry isn't too impressed by the idea of ballet.

Answer: Elaine

George is still wearing the toupee he purchased in the previous episode, "The Scofflaw". He feels more confident when he wears it, and in the end of the previous episode, he got a date while wearing it. Elaine openly says that he looks like a fool when he wears it, but George thinks that she's depressed that she missed her chance with him.

Answer: Pouty

Since Kramer doesn't have a picture of Denise, and because he wants to set George up with a date, he decides to take George to the police station to have his friend sketch out a drawing of her (because he's a sketch artist). On the way to the station, Kramer gives a homeless man a bowl of Chinese food, and on the way back, he asks if he can have the container back.

When the man refuses to give up the Tupperware, Kramer argues with him.

Answer: Robert

At the ballet, Robert heads off to the washroom and Elaine talks to his boss. She makes up a huge story that makes it seem like they've been together for many years and when Robert returns, she kisses him. Elaine starts having feelings for Robert and she talks to Jerry about it.

Answer: True

After losing his Tupperware to the homeless man, Kramer ends up searching Jerry's apartment for a container for his casserole. After this, George comes into the apartment and says that he talked to Denise for two hours and planned a date with her. He didn't tell her about the toupee.

Answer: Kramer

Since one of the decoys never showed up, Officer Tierney asked Kramer if he would like to be a decoy for $50. Kramer gladly accepted the offer and ended up looking like an idiot in the line-up. Meanwhile, George met Denise for the first time at Monk's.

Answer: Melrose Place

While waiting for Kramer, Jerry tells Officer Tierney that he's never watched "Melrose Place". She, of course, thinks he's lying and hooks him up to a polygraph test where it is proven that he lied. Jerry is embarrassed by this and Elaine finds it pretty stupid that he never brought it up.

Answer: True

When Denise takes her hat off at Monk's, George discovers that she is bald. George can't stand the fact that the woman he's dating has no hair despite the fact that he wears a toupee. Kramer is also shocked that she has gone bald because he hasn't seen her in five years.

Answer: It's thrown out a window.

When Elaine realizes that George is breaking up with a woman because she's bald, she rips the toupee right off George's head, and she throws it out a window in Jerry's apartment. Later, the homeless man from earlier in the episode picks up the toupee and wears it. Meanwhile, Elaine manages to sleep with Robert, but he goes back to being a homosexual.

Answer: False

In the end, Jerry takes the test and he gets furious because the polygraph proved that he was lying. Meanwhile, Denise breaks up with George and Kramer gets picked out of a police line-up by the homeless man. In the end, the gang watches "Melrose Place".