"The Unsinkable Mommy Adler" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Jabba the Hutt

When Jack enters the apartment, he tells them he met the cutest guy at the video store. When Grace asks him which movie he rented, he told them "Star Wars". Grace then tells him, "Jack, I'm dreaming of Jabba the Hutt." Jack then tells her, "That's 'cause you live with him."

Answer: The Grand Apple

When the phone started to ring, Grace told Jack not to answer it because they were screening their calls. We hear Grace's mother say into the machine, "I'm coming to the Grand Apple for a few days..." Grace sighs and says, "It's the Big Apple."

Answer: shoes

Grace was worried that she would criticize something about her and Will tries to comfort her and tell her she looks fine but Grace is still concerned. When Will opened the door, Grace hugs her mother and Bobbi says, "You look gorgeous. Change the shoes." Will then says, "Shoes! How could I have missed that?"

Answer: feel

Jack had just done 45 minutes of exercise for his butt and he was thrilled with it. Jack offers, "Anybody want to touch, feel, poke, caress?" Grace replies, "Only if I can get a Silkwood scrub-down afterwards." Grace's mother, Bobbi, then says, "I'll take a shot." She then roughly grabs Jack's butt and he says, "You've done this before, haven't you?" Grace then says, "Ok, that just bought me 5 years on the couch."

Answer: Bobbi

When Will asked Jack what he had, Jack said, "One pair. Of fabulous cheeks. Ha ha! I got nothin'." Will then says, "Well, read 'em and weep, ladies. Full house. Aces over 10s." Bobbi then says, "Oh, poor little old me, and all I have is these little 2s...four of these little 2s." Will just says, "Mother Adler wins again."

Answer: False

Grace's mother told her she should marry Will. Jack said, "I think it's a wonderful idea. She'll make such a beautiful bride. Grace, you'll look pretty, too." Grace then says, "Yeah. This would be us three weeks in, "Honey, I'm having an affair." Will adds, "Me, too."
Grace says, "His name is Donald." Will says, "Me, too!" Karen then says, "Can't you just hear it? "Will, you may now kiss the beard."
Will then says, "I mean, it's so absurd. Even if I was straight, I wouldn't marry Grace." Everyone but Grace starts laughing at that comment.

Answer: a rose

Bobbi flirted with the waiter at the restaurant they were eating at and Grace told her, "You always need to be the center of attention. In a restaurant, in your marriage. You always have to be the star." Her mother replies, "God cast me in the role." Grace then tells her, "You know, Will has a theory about relationships. One person is the gardener who tends, and the other person is the flower who gets tended to. And, Mom, I say this with love, you're a big, stinkin' rose."

Answer: Jack

When the timer went off, Karen said, "Yeah. So, uh, if the stick is blue, we're pregnant." They both pick up their pregnancy tests. Jack says, "Well, nothing doing on mine. Karen?" Karen replies, "Oh, nothing here either. Well, thank God for that."

Answer: April 16, 1980

Grace has her old diaries on the floor and she picks one up, opens it, and we hear her read, "April 16, 1980. Dear diary, well, tonight was really my night. Adam and I won best couple at the Hawthorne Junior High prom. Adam looked like Adam, but everyone said I looked like Debbie Harry, only prettier and with red hair. How psyched am I?!" She then picks up another diary, flips open to a page and starts to read, "June 5, 1995. Tonight was really my night. Danny got promoted to vice president of his investment firm at the company dinner. Everyone told him how lucky he is to have a girlfriend like me. I'm so proud of him. I love the dress that I wore, and my new shoes--ooh la la."

Answer: flower

Will walks in and finds Grace and her mother hugging. He says he must be in the wrong apartment. Bobbi then says, "What's the matter with you, Will? How could you not marry my daughter?" Will then says, "I'm gay" and spells it out in sign language. Bobbi then tells him, "That's not the point. Where else could you be lucky enough to find a girl like this? Because, gardener, flower, star, co-star, call it whatever you want to, it works for us Adler girls."