"Will on Ice" Trivia Quiz

Answer: False

Grace says to Will, "Good morning." Will says, "Bad morning. I just found a gray chest hair. So depressing. I went to bed young, and I woke up Ari Onassis." Grace tells him, "You know I'm gonna have to see it." Will says, "Later, when I'm less vulnerable." Grace then says, "Will, it's one chest hair." Will says, "I only have 7. I don't like those odds."

Answer: cole slaw

When Grace asked what he wanted to do for his birthday, he says, "Let's go to a restaurant. Nothing big. Something mellow. You, me, and Jack." Grace sort of grimaces and then tells Will she doesn't think Jack likes her. Will tells her, "What are you talking about? Jack loves you." Grace then says, "No. Jack loves you. I came along with the deal. See, you're the hamburger, and I'm that little cup of cole slaw. You don't order it, but there it is on the plate."

Answer: thousand

Jack tells Will, "I've narrowed your birthday festivities down to a couple of choices. Pick one. Drinks and dancing at "The Spear." Will tells him, "That bar is pure skank. It's no place to spend my birthday. It's more like a place to spend your birthday." Jack then says, " Ok, second, and this is the one I'm really pulling for, you and me on a gay singles weekend cruise. Kind of a cruise to cruise." Will then says, "Oh, yeah, that's where I want to be...on a boat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a thousand, lonely, sea-sick queens, weeping into their guacamole." Jack tells him, "Alright. You know what? That's it. I'm done trying. Make your own kind of music, sing your own special song."

Answer: Tara Lipinski

Will and Grace are playing their game, "Love Her/Hate Him". Grace first points to Jada Pinkett and Grace says she hates her. Grace then points to a picture of Michelle Kwan and says, "Love her! Love, love, love her!" Will asks, "Who is it?" Grace tells him, "Are you serious? It's Michelle Kwan." Will then asks, "Who? Michelle who?" Grace tells him, "Michelle Kwan. Figure skater? Olympic silver medallist?" Jack then gets involved and says, "Goddess on ice!" Grace turns to Jack and asks, "You like Michelle Kwan?" Jack tells her he loves her. Grace excited says, "So do I! She was so robbed at the Olympics! She's a billion times better than Tara Lipinski!" Jack then says, "Don't even get me started with that little witch."

Answer: computer, fax, phone

Grace tells Karen she can't get a reservation anywhere and Karen tells her, "Oh, Grace, I am your assistant. Now, I may not be a whiz at the ..." (Points) Grace says, "Computer." Karen continues, "Or know how to work the..." (Points) Grace says, "Fax." Karen then says, "But, honey, I do know how to get where I need to be. Now hand me the..." Grace immediately says, "Phone." Karen then tells her, "Well, honey, I would have gotten that one."

Answer: It's a nice environment.

Grace tells Will, "Guess where we are having dinner on your birthday?" He says, "Gracie, I don't care where we..." Grace then says, "Balthazar." Impressed, Will says, "Wow. Caring a little more."
Grace then says, "Great food! Cute waiters! The oysters you love!" Will says, "I love the oysters I love!"

Answer: Champions on Ice

Jack runs to Grace and says, "You are so gonna be loving me. You, me, Will, Karen...Madison Square Garden, "Champions on Ice". Grace gets excited and says, "Oh, my God! "Champions on Ice!" Oh, my God! I've always wanted to go!" Jack then says, "How much are you loving me right now?" It turns out that it's on the same night that Grace is having Will's birthday party and Grace tells him they can't go but Jack tells her, "He doesn't care. He just wants us to get along. Plus, it's a chance to see Rudy Galindo in tights!"

Answer: Jack

When they are at "Champions on Ice", Grace asks Will if he can see and Will says, "Much as I need to. I don't want to get too close, I might get sequin blindness." Jack then says, "Hey! It's a sport. People win medals, huh? I'd like to see you do a double axel, double loop, double lutz, Mr. Man!"

Answer: Grace

Will wasn't having a good time at "Champions on Ice" but he insisted he was. Since it would be awhile since they were going to eat, he wanted some popcorn but the vendor couldn't hear him shouting. When he finally got some, Jack thought one of the skaters was going to do a backflip so he jumped up which made Grace jump up as well.

When she did, she knocked the popcorn out of his hand. Will tells her, "Hello! You just knocked the popcorn out of my hand!" Grace says , "Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'll get you another one." Will then tells her he doesn't want another one and that he waited for 2 hours to get the vendor's attention. Will gets very upset and leaves but noone but Karen knew he left.

Answer: True

Jack enters the apartment and says, "Yeah, I just came by to get my "Entertainment Weekly" magazine." He then looks at his shirt and says, "Oh my God! What is that? A Rudy Galindo autograph? Well, I'll be a rat's behind. How did that get there?" Will asks him, "What did you do, sign it yourself?" Jack tells him he didn't have to. Just then Rudy Galindo enters and says, "Should I wait downstairs or what?" Grace is stunned and says, "Oh my God. Rudy Galindo."